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Re: Funny moments!

Postby Jarngron » Thu Sep 15, 2016 9:46 pm

You tell Thurgan 'Ah wonner if me beardwax be at the Tethyr trader or nae.'

Thurgan replies to you 'beardwax? whit ye be needing that fur'

You reply to Thurgan 'Mah beard!'

You reply to Thurgan 'A good wax keeps ye beard healthy in fire an' snow!'

You reply to Thurgan 'Mah family hiz been champion beard growers ah'll have ye know back tae the eighteenth generation!'

Thurgan replies to you 'Ah jist let et dae whit et wants tae dae'

You reply to Thurgan 'Acht aye, Ah reckon me maw be a better stylist.'

You reply to Thurgan 'She hiz such a lovely beard.'
Cattle die
kinsmen die
all men are mortal.
Words of praise
will never perish
nor a noble name.

- Hávamál
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Re: Funny moments!

Postby Vaemar » Fri Sep 16, 2016 11:19 pm

Dasyra rubs her eyes and yawns 'I guess my shift is almost finished. It was nice to see you again, and that you met lady Myn.'.

<100%hp 0m 100%mv>
XXX thanks you.

<100%hp 0m 100%mv>
XXX begins to chant.
You guess XXX is casting stone skin.

<100%hp 0m 100%mv>
XXX utters the words, 'ghaiz gtui'.
Dasiana's skin hardens to a malleable stone.

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XXX begins to chant.

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XXX utters the words, 'heroism'.
Dasiana is encouraged by a boon of heroism.

<100%hp 0m 100%mv>
XXX begins to chant.
You guess XXX is casting armor.

<100%hp 0m 100%mv>
blink
You blink.

<100%hp 0m 100%mv>
XXX stops chanting.


And many more to come. XD
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Re: Funny moments!

Postby Elerian » Sun Sep 18, 2016 7:31 pm

Trying a new format here so please bear with me. Anyway I title this clip: Always check the pockets...

https://www.twitch.tv/baddkarmah/v/90103853
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Re: Funny moments!

Postby Oengus » Mon Sep 19, 2016 12:27 am

You can hear your mother crying...

<100%hp 100m 100%mv> look
A comfortable amphitheater
N-A garden path E-A vegetable gar S-A garden path W-Apple orchard
In the centre of the garden paths lies this small, comfortable amphitheatre,
domed slightly to allow protection of rain. This is where faithful come to
pay their respects to the Grain Goddess, and where the faith's meetings are
held. The dome is trimmed with yellow paint that creates the illusion of
a grain motif, and numerous benches surround the amphitheater to allow seating
during ceremonies.
The sky is warm and stormy and a cool northern breeze blows.
A painted wooden altar adorned with plants and leaves is here. (perfect)
An intricately beaded cuff bracelet has been left here. (perfect)
High Harvestmistress Glamerie Windbough stands here.

<100%hp 100m 100%mv> sayto high What is it dear?
You ask Glamerie Windbough 'What is it dear?'
Lay your sword unto its sheath, set down your shield, tis time to eat. Butter thy bread and slice thy wurst, rest thy boots upon the hearth! For never was a meal as fine! Bless the mead and mutton, bread and wine.
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Re: Funny moments!

Postby Areia » Sun Nov 13, 2016 3:12 am

When two guys who definitely do not like each other are left alone in a dungeon because their one mutual friend goes LD...

Gerfried settles the shield to rest atop one sabaton, gauntlets resting atop its rim, 'Mm.'.

A chamber of fire and music
N-Darkness W-Darkness
Athlan is standing here.
(Link Dead) [AFK] Nivalis is standing here.


Athlan looks at you.

Gerfried holds Athlan's gaze for a long, silent, likely very awkward moment, though he himself looks not the least bit awkward.


Nivalis is devoured by a portable hole.


A large hairy rat walks in from the north.


Athlan holds the gaze with his single eye for the time as well.


A large hairy rat walks east.


A large hairy rat walks in from the east.

Your beautiful full-circle kick misses a large hairy rat by a mile.


Your punch nearly removes a large hairy rat's left leg.
A large hairy rat is stunned, but will probably recover.
Athlan joins the battle!


Athlan's punch nearly removes a large hairy rat's left leg.
A large hairy rat is DEAD!
You hear a large hairy rat's death cry.


Athlan punches the rat, his eye though never leaving the staredown.


Your pulse returns to normal.

Gerfried's hard eyes narrow very faintly, their dark greyish depths icey and uninviting.


Athlan focuses his gaze, the only eye staring into your stare. A calm, focused gaze.


The spilled blood slowly seeps into the ground.


Screams of terror echo through your mind.

Gerfried drums his fingers lightly against the shield's rim, a faint tap-tap ringing like memories forgotten down the mountain's bleak, empty halls while he eyes Athlan.


The corpse of a large hairy rat decays into dust and blows away.


Athlan finally lets out a chuckle and shakes his head. 'I cannot stay so serious for that amount of time.'.

Gerfried clicks his tongue very softly against his white teeth, his regard even still kept held heavy over Athlan as he replies a soft and near toneless, 'Alas. I was starting to think you of stronger stuff.'.

[And a while later, after a long pause of silence...]

You ask Athlan 'Hug?'


Athlan says to you 'Umm...unexpected coming from you...'


Athlan says to you 'Did not take you as the hugging type'

You say to Athlan 'I'm really just a big cuddley teddy bear.'

Gerfried spreads his arms invitingly, though his features retain their utterly cold and mirthless cast.

You shake your head.
adspiciam posthac at certe semper amabo
. semper maesta tua carmina morte canam
qualia sub densis ramorum concinit umbris
. Daulias absumpti fata gemens Ityli
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Re: Funny moments!

Postby Aysa » Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:58 am

< Aasim > Ailyn Zephyr, Mystran Priestess
< Human > Alistom the young adventurer
< Human > Andreas, Knight of the Vigilant Eyes
< HfElf > Anselmaus Fourneaux, Son of Chessenta
< Human > Areia Cindrael, Grey Magess
< Unknown > Auraelyse Snowleaf, Priestess of Kelemvor
< Unknown > Briklin, Hopeful of Mystra
< Unknown > Chzo the young adventurer
< Human > Davina Rousel, Engineer
< Unknown > Help the young adventurer [AFK]
< Nightseer > Ithrael Corpseborn, Nyctophillic Warlock
< DwSld > Jarngron son of Grimr, Murderer of Orcs
< ElfMn > Krenzul Della Quercia
;40m> Lotemdar the young adventurer
< HfElf > Lystianna Illadrin, Page-Hopeful of Torm
< Unknown > Maarek the young adventurer
< Human > Nixa, Raven of the Wings of Charm
< Human > Phoro Hopeful of Helm
< Drow > Prath Armgo, The Strange Mage
< Unknown > Qiriael Nah'rak, Skullport witch
< Human > Saoirse Blanc, Squire of the Even-Handed
< HfElf > Scylere, Dread Waveservant
< Unknown > Sixi the young adventurer
< Forestarm > Taezin Startel, tiny forest sprite
< Forgesmith > Thurgan Stonebeard, Hammer of Moradin
< HfElf > Vidar of Silverymoon
< Human > Zarathustros, Peerless Arcanist
< Unknown > Zariah Brightgem, Deep Gnome Illusionist
28 players.

Ok, I was deeply amused by the name of the "young adventurer"
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Re: Funny moments!

Postby Taneah » Wed Dec 14, 2016 12:46 am

Gesine squints at Bodley and gives her leg a hard shake 'I do not know you, let go.'.
Bodley hangs on for dear life, 'It's just like Gwain all over again! Help I'm being repressed!
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Re: Funny moments!

Postby Gwain » Wed Dec 14, 2016 3:48 am

Just switch to a garlic shampoo for a bit and the gnomes will keep away.
Justice is not neccesarily honourable, it is a tolerable business, in essence you tolerate honour until it impedes justice, then you do what is right.

Spelling is not necessarily correct :)
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Re: Funny moments!

Postby Skylar » Wed Dec 14, 2016 6:46 am

Or build a reputation of being the highest percentile on their "cause of death or disappearance" charts.
"Some of us try hard to make the world a better place than it was when we found it. I know that's what I try to do. I won't always be successful, but that's life."
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Re: Funny moments!

Postby Argan » Sat Apr 29, 2017 12:58 pm

I found this amusing, flaming is always better.

Roiwyn looks around the square 'anyone want to see my routine, I could use some feedback?'.

A tall red-haired female human says to A pale, garnet-haired female human 'Most of the time, maybe. Not really often through.'

A tall red-haired female human asks you 'Routine?'

Areia gives A pale, garnet-haired female human a faint nod, 'Oft enough.' Then she looks to you to echo A tall red-haired female human, 'Routine?'.

You say 'juggling, acrobatics, and the like'

Areia says to you 'Oooh..'

Lorelie asks you 'Can you juggle flaming gnomes?'

Areia points at Lorelie.

Areia says 'That.'

You say 'umm, I don't think so, gnome are as big as me'

A tall red-haired female human blinks at Lorelie in disbelief.

Areia asks you 'Flaming pixies?'

You say 'maybe'

A tall red-haired female human Hmmmms...

You say 'though who would light pixies on fire'

Areia clears her throat loudly.

Areia glances skyward.

You laugh.

A tall red-haired female human glances at Areia.

A pale, garnet-haired female human nods to A tall red-haired female human 'I will see as I visit here more often'.

Areia hums a little tune.

A tall red-haired female human innocently motions at Areia for you.

A tall red-haired female human smiles at A pale, garnet-haired female human.

A tall red-haired female human nods at A pale, garnet-haired female human.

Areia glances at A tall red-haired female human.

A pale, garnet-haired female human looks at A tall red-haired female human.

A tall red-haired female human looks about innocently.

Areia tsks.

You say 'I can totally do torches though'

Lorelie says to you 'Flaming is always fun to watch.'

Areia nods.

--After a short acrobatics and juggling perfomance --

Areia flips a coin toward you with a faint smile, 'Thank you, Miss Roiwyn. Pixies next time?'.

A pale, garnet-haired female human claps for you 'I haven't seen anything like that before'.

Roiwyn laughs so hard she clutches her side 'maybe'.

You ask 'I was thinking maybe more somersaults?'

Areia says to you 'And backflips. And handstands. And superhinnadoes.'

You say 'whats that last one'

A tall red-haired female human peers at Areia.

A tall red-haired female human asks Areia 'Superhinwhatas?'

Areia says to you 'It's like a hinnado, but super.'

Roiwyn runs at the fountain kicking off the edge of it, into a spinning backflip.

Areia gestures vaguely with her right hand, the limb's joints and gears humming quietly as they shift, 'Which is like a tornado, but wi--'.

You ask 'something like that?'

Areia says to you 'Dear gods.. Yes. Just like that.'

Areia claps at your performance.

Areia says to you 'You're good.'

You say 'not sure I could juggle flaming pixies and do that though'

Areia gazes thoughtfully at you and says 'Hmmm.'

You laugh.

Areia looks at you.

Areia appears to be thinking very deeply.

Areia says to you 'Maybe if you tossed them at the crowd just before... hm.'

Areia says to you 'That would certainly get them excited, if naught else.'

A tall red-haired female human looks at Areia and says 'tsk tsk tsk'.

Roiwyn grins 'not sure assaulting my audience with flaming projectiles will get the kind of excited I want though'.

Areia murmurs a softly calm, 'This.. is why I stay away from entertainment,' as she casts a brief glance between you and A tall red-haired female human, then shrugs helplessly.
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Re: Funny moments!

Postby Areia » Tue May 30, 2017 3:19 pm

Aislynn hmms softly, nodding, 'That's...quite the boon. I hope someday to visit Brightwater, but...well, I will probably never be quite the hero you are.'.

You say to Aislynn 'I'm not a hero. That Waukeen allowed me shop in her square hardly means I'm a hero.'

Aislynn laughs softly, 'I doubt that. She would not allow just anyone.'.

You say to Aislynn 'You'll most likely do many, many more and greater things than I've ever done.'

Aislynn shakes her head.

Aislynn says 'I don't feel very heroic. I'm just a squire, you know.'

You say to Aislynn 'Heroes are people to look up to, to love, and to act as example. No one should ever want to be like me. you, on the other hand.'

Aislynn asks 'Well, if you weren't, why would Lord Kelemvor choose you to be His mortal representative?'

You say to Aislynn 'He got really, really drunk one night...'
adspiciam posthac at certe semper amabo
. semper maesta tua carmina morte canam
qualia sub densis ramorum concinit umbris
. Daulias absumpti fata gemens Ityli
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Re: Funny moments!

Postby Ailyn » Sat Jun 10, 2017 2:39 am

Saevitia says 'Hm, that reminds me, I need to sell these ugly sleeves.'
Lorelie asks Saevitia 'What sleeves?'
Saevitia gets steel sleeves covered with emerald green runes from a small box of interlocked cogs and gears.
You Hmmmm out loud.
Lorelie cringes in terror!
Saevitia starts to rub steel sleeves covered with emerald green runes on Lorelie.
You say to Saevitia 'Yep, those are ugly'
Saevitia tries to rub steel sleeves covered with emerald green runes on you.
Ailyn bats away the sleeves.
Lorelie says 'I now feel ten percent less fabulous.'
You gasp at her.
Saevitia says 'You need something sparkly to make up for it.'
You exclaim to Kaden 'Quick, an injection of Fabulousness, stat!'
Lorelie asks Saevitia 'What kind of armor are they?'
Saevitia says to Kaden 'Right into Lorelie.'
Saevitia says 'Hm.. Banded mail. Quite heavy.'
Nixa shakes her head with a frown, 'I am not certain the Temple of Beauty would allow those to enter until they were cleansed of all evil.'.
Kaden blinks 'Right!' he then kisses Lorelie like crazy.
You cheer for Kaden.
Lorelie mumbles and flails a bit as she is kissed.
Kaden grins and nods. 'Ten percent fabulousness regained!'.
Nixa furrows her brow, 'So... if she got pregnant, her fabulousness would definitely increase. Though, I would strongly recommend getting a room in order to make that happen.'.
Your feet float slowly to the surface.
Ailyn wipes her brow 'That was a close call'.
Saevitia nods at Nixa.
Saevitia says to Nixa 'One hundred percent increase in fabulousness.'
Saevitia says to Nixa 'So much fabulous, it makes another fabulous person.'
Lorelie says 'I've already done that. Twice.'
Kaden seems to agree.
Nixa nods with a smile, 'Good, then.'.
Kaden Hmmmms...
You chuckle.
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
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Re: Funny moments!

Postby Aishe » Fri Jun 23, 2017 5:54 am

In the Ladies Emporium:


Daerin flies in from the east.
a fancy seamstress smiles warmly at Daerin.
A fancy seamstress exclaims to Daerin 'You are back!'
A fancy seamstress asks Daerin 'Are you perhaps here for another set of clothes?'
Daerin hugs a fancy seamstress.
You blink at him in disbelief.
Daerin says to you 'They like me.'
Obstacles are those dreadful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
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Re: Funny moments!

Postby Vaemar » Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:32 am

Welcome back Aishe. It is nice to see you around again. :)
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Re: Funny moments!

Postby Aurora » Sun Jul 16, 2017 12:30 am

Those crazy followers of Lathander...


You say 'NOw I am tIpshy and I can't be held responsible for what hhapens w-w-wwheen I aM tipsy.'
Jarngron asks 'Ye cannae have the Mairninglaird priestesses all flashin' folk eh?'
You say to Jarngron 'I shouldn't bee shpreading that much sunshine.'
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Re: Funny moments!

Postby Lyndin » Sun Sep 10, 2017 10:20 pm

A lanky, chestnut-haired female human yells 'Sound the alarms! There is a duck spy pretending to be a penguin! A very suspicious duck!'
You yell 'QUACK!'
A lanky, chestnut-haired female human yells 'They've gotten to you, too!'

You begin to chant.
A small silver mirror glows briefly.
Some monstrous spider silk glows briefly and a wisp of smoke rises from it.
There is no race with the name 'duck'!

You begin to chant.
A small silver mirror glows briefly.
Some monstrous spider silk glows briefly.
Your shape slowly changes into that of an eagle!
You yell 'QUACK!'
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Lyndin, Journeyman Transmuter (A suspicious-looking male eagle)
Class: wizard Level: 44 (ECL: 44) Hours Played: 392
Race: eagle Size: small Gender: male
Handedness: Right Height: 5ft 6in Weight: 168lbs
Align: neutral good Deity: Unaligned
Glory: 100/100 Stat Points: 0 Feat Points: 1
Carry Weight: 46.9/75 Load: medium Items: 16/13
--------------------+--------------------------------------------------------

A lanky, chestnut-haired female human yells 'Beware! It's an avian conspiracy!'

...

Corner of Street of Silks and Bazaar Street
N-Calamstyr Lane E-Bazaar Street S-Street of Silks W-The Font of Kno
The wind carries the scent of the sea from the west. A seagull flies over a
drops a deposit in your eye that makes you wish you hadn't looked up just now.
The sky is rainy and a warm southerly breeze blows.
A lanky, chestnut-haired female human is standing here.
A penguin waddles here.

Lyndin lands on a lightpost above A lanky, chestnut-haired female human.
a tiny sunshine pendant glows briefly as A lanky, chestnut-haired female human activates it.
You exclaim to a penguin 'Quack!'
A lanky, chestnut-haired female human peers at you suspiciously.
Lyndin peers at A lanky, chestnut-haired female human and lets out a long, low, 'Quuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaack.'.
A lanky, chestnut-haired female human flees in terror!
A lanky, chestnut-haired female human runs north.
You say 'Quack.'
Your shape slowly reverts to your natural race.
Lyndin gives a penguin a high-five.
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Re: Funny moments!

Postby Ghan » Tue Sep 12, 2017 11:20 pm

Liric gestures with gloved hands over Galeena, a faint smile playing on his lips, 'Presentable enough, with gear fresh from the Font, my sister. Have you served the Mother of All Magic long?

Galeena shakes her head, trying to keep herself from trembling, 'N..n..no sir. I just received my symbol not too long ago.'
She clears her throat, 'But... I feel like I have been doing the Will of the Lady of Mysteries for a little longer than that.'
She gestures to you, 'I aided a wizard against... um... something with huge testicles in Rat Hill.' Her eyes widen once more, blushing a nice shade of blue, 'TENTACLES! TENTACLES! I mean tentacles.'.
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Re: Funny moments!

Postby Aysa » Wed Sep 13, 2017 4:17 am

Your slash nearly bisects a bandit's right arm.
A bandit's severed right arm falls to the ground!

<100%hp 0m 43%mv>
Your slash nearly bisects a bandit's left arm.
A bandit's severed left arm falls to the ground!

<100%hp 0m 43%mv>
A bandit makes a nice kick, but your crouch places his foot a mile above your head.

<100%hp 0m 43%mv>
Your slash nearly bisects a bandit's right leg.
A bandit's severed right leg falls to the ground!

*** Sorry, a Monty Python moment ***
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