Funny moments!

[Tortus]

A kobold warrior is stunned, but will probably recover.
A kobold warrior's punches you violently in your abdomen.
A kobold warrior is DEAD!
Huh?
You sense that your patron approves of your actions.


Well, as long as the boss is happy...

[Gwain]

Gesine hmms gently 'Well when I was your age it seems like I fought goblins. But I have never been to rat hill so I do not know how it would compare.'.
Taelia asks Gesine 'There were goblins back then too?'

[Dranso]

Gesine says to Mearki 'We'll need a new batch of guards on the day they cannot spot a six and a half foot woman dressed like a blueberry standing next to a golden gnome.
Gesine says to Mearki 'Don't we make a pair.

[Gwain]

Gesine says to Mearki 'We'll need a new batch of guards on the day they cannot spot a six and a half foot woman dressed like a blueberry standing next to a golden gnome.
Gesine says to Mearki 'Don't we make a pair.

Sort of a Willy Wonka/catch 22 situation?

[Nimboro]

A bear has entered the game.

You say, OOC, 'wut'

[Kinni]

Formyndare blinks and giggles. He lunged forward and tackles Kinni. 'Of course! As long as you're careful!' He tries to pin you and looks to Gwain. 'Nope! Just a lot of prayers I want!' He giggles as he struggles with Kinni.

Kinni acks! The sounds quickly turns to laughter as she tries to wrestle the priestly hin. Ultimately, she's left pinned, kicking her slippered little feet and grunting theatrically in failed attempts. 'Urrrg. Uuuuugh.' Pant pant. 'All that armour! How do you do it?'.

Gwain bows before Althasizor.
Althasizor glances around the market square as he nears, then bows to Gwain.
Gwain says to Althasizor 'Its the afternoon halfling wrestling session.'
Althasizor glances at Gwain.
Kinni calls out in a voisterous, deep tone, 'Place your bets! Place your bets!'.
Althasizor looks at Gwain.
Gwain shrugs in response to Althasizor.

Gwain says to Althasizor 'If we want them to stop we just throw a ring in and tell them where the nearest volcano is.'

[Gwain]

Because if there is one thing halflings can't resist its throwing rings into volcanoes...that and pie.

[Elenthis]

Does anyone happen to have the log from Liandria's expedition? Specifically...the non-upside-down Meditation privy?

'Cause that was pretty amazing.

[Kinni]

I wish I did! Good times were had. I'm sorry I pointed it out, because the non-up-side-down privy will forever haunt my OCD. I hope I am not the only on afflicted! MWAHAHAH!

[Dranso]

Kayne nods at Leoros, 'Gnomes judge distances by their hands, being small handed means they are always closer than you realize

[Gwain]

You reply to Dardek 'Saw them earlier, went behind their back to the keep and drank all their milkshakes. I'm a bastard that way.'
Dardek replies to you 'I would not know. We did not introduce ourselves. But I survived ta encounter.'
You reply to Dardek 'Goodman'
Dardek replies to you 'And did ye save any fer me, then?'
You reply to Dardek 'Nope'
Dardek replies to you 'Ye are a true bastard, then!'
You reply to Dardek 'Indeed, indeed.'
A giant straw appears and reaches down ...draining your stolen milkshakes. Then it vanishes.
You sigh.
You say 'Damn'
You reply to Dardek 'Nothing is sacred'

[Gwain]

Rut says 'Never...had a coconut afore'
You say 'Its a tea spice, generally chai is a different wording of tea'
Rut nods 'Got it'.
You say to Rut 'I've been hit on the head with a coconut, but I was fortunate to not receive any brain damamamamamamamahage.'
You nod.
You drink tea from a cup of vanilla tea.
Rut raises an eyebrow 'Ye sure about that?'.
You ask Rut 'Sure about what?'
Rut says to you 'Never mind'

[Tandria]

Formyndare pants loudly as he pumps his little legs in an effort to keep up. 'I've got this!'.
Caersryn laughs at Layton.
Layton grins amiably at Caersryn. 'All that flying. We'll see how you do on your legs!'.
Jezebel nods, jogging to the next area and adding, 'You -never- skip leg day.'.
Caersryn inhales deeply through the nose, looking up and down along the cliff. He looks over to Layton
and laughs a little, 'I never sk-'.
Caersryn looks at you with blank face.

[Gwain]

The avatar of Ilmater glances at you, 'Your dress is lovely.'

[Althasizor]

Terrock runs over to Decimus and tackles him!
Decimus falls over with an umph.
Terrock says to Decimus 'A good tackle makes terak feel better'
Decimus still looking up at the sky, though rather flat, weezes 'uh..okay..ghlla'.
Terrock gets off Decimus chuckling.
Decimus whimpers, 'Gwains not the only one thats been under a half-orc now'.
You get a blank look on your face.
Mynaheir smirks at Decimus.
Thanasis gets a blank look on his face.
Thanasis laughs.
Brye gets a blank look on his face.

[Emeli]

Brye yells 'Wooo, a little love from the Beer Golem'
Charissa winces, glancing easternly.
You blink.
You yell 'Get hit by the Beer Golem?'
a pair of half moon hoop earrings glows briefly as Charissa activates it.
Brye yells 'I got congratUlated foR free'
Charissa laughs softly, against the back of her knuckles.
Arinessia covers her mouth to stifle her laughter.
You yell 'Just don't pull a me!'
Charissa nods her head in agreement with you.
Brye yells 'I can hold my own. No walls yet.'
You yell 'That's what you say now! Wait until you get hit again!'
Charissa says, OOC, 'Beer Golem for the WIN, yet again!'
You say, OOC, 'BAHAHAHA!'
a pair of half moon hoop earrings glows briefly as Charissa activates it.
Charissa lets out a laughter through a half exhale, 'He makes his way back to the temple with mount to lead. He should be well.'.
Arinessia snickers, 'At least the mount knows where he's going.'

[Kesiel]

Laexus says, OOC, 'Thats just superstion, theres no grammar god's.'
Gwain appears in a flash of light!
Laexus says, OOC, '... I repent, I repent!'

[Gwain]

Laexus says, OOC, 'Thats just superstion, theres no grammar god's.'
Gwain appears in a flash of light!
Laexus says, OOC, '... I repent, I repent!'

Were is you're grammar gods know?

[Mele]

*weep*

[Benorf]

An a slim, green eyed male rock gnome flies in from the north.
An a slim, green eyed male rock gnome looks at you.
An a slim, green eyed male rock gnome slowly floats by you, occasionally making a soft, 'Boop,' noise as he rotates in small circles.
An a slim, green eyed male rock gnome gets 5 platinum coins from a travellers pack.
An a slim, green eyed male rock gnome gives you 5 platinum coins.
An a slim, green eyed male rock gnome continues to float on by, dropping a few coins on you with a call of, 'Boop' before floating along.
An a slim, green eyed male rock gnome flies south.
You blink.
You are carrying:
5 platinum coins (superb)
You murmur 'What... on... Toril?'