Funny moments!

[Terageld]

Two great things happened when I logged in today.

[Kinal]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/1 ... mg00000043

Maos, anyone?

[Tortus]

Diritas drools.
An ugly young female drow makes a face.
An ugly young female drow exclaims 'Humans are so uncouth!'

[Trillarel]

Forgot the game thinks CHA 12 is ugly

[Alitar]

On my screen it had you as unremarkable instead of ugly. If there is a scaling thing, that is really neat.

[Tortus]

You score a critical hit!
Your slash nearly bisects a gladiator's right arm.
A knotted wooden club spills out onto the ground.
A gladiator's severed right arm falls to the ground!
You attack a gladiator as he gets within your weapon's reach.
A gladiator steps back and slaps his fist over his heart.
A gladiator says to you 'Go and see the recruiter again. Tell him that you've won.'
A gladiator turns and jogs off.

Serious hardass, that gladiator. Who's got time to bleed?

[Terageld]

Welcome to the fighter's guild! Gladiator be like:

[Brodnur]

Sindov ties the feather to a string, then begins flipping the feather towards the cat, just barely out of reach.
Tiyari says 'Ah. . . this will be fun to watch, I think.'
An orange tabby house female cat flicks her ears as she notices the improvised toy, and makes a pounce for it.
Tiyari moves her hand back with a quick motion.
You regain enough power to cast polymorph.
Sindov jerks the feather out from An orange tabby house female cat pounce barely in time to avoid having it captured.
Tiyari chuckles softly, watching An orange tabby house female cat.
You regain enough power to cast reduce person.
Sindov flicks the feathered string back, dangling it over An orange tabby house female cat head.
An orange tabby house female cat jumps around on her back legs, trying with all her might to bat at or grab the toy, meanwhile making a very comical spectacle of herself.
Teval chuckles.
You pat An orange tabby house female cat on her back.
An orange tabby house female cat suddenly crouches, and pounces on you instead!
Tiyari giggles.
You eep!
Sindov runs around, trying to scrap An orange tabby house female cat from his face.
An orange tabby house female cat bats at your ears, then jumps down and makes a few mad dashes across the glade.
You exclaim 'No more cats!'
Sindov chuckles coarsely.
Tiyari laughs in complete abandon.
Tiyari holds her stomach, laughing very hard now.
An orange tabby house female cat makes another mad dash, this time pounching on Tiyari.
Tiyari gasps for breath, holding her stomach still. 'Oh. . . dear!'.
An orange tabby house female cat mounts Tiyari.
Tiyari eeps!
Tiyari gasps at An orange tabby house female cat.
You giggle at her.
They aren't here.
Tiyari leans forward, so An orange tabby house female cat doesn't fall off her back.
Tiyari asks 'You . . . are . . . quite the hyper kitten, hmm?'
You hear the faithful chanting hymns to the Lady.
You ask Teval 'Did casting spell of haste on Theia, you?'
An orange tabby house female cat purrs happily, nuzzling Tiyari and jumping down.
You tsk.
Tiyari giggles.
An orange tabby house female cat dismounts Tiyari.
You say 'Somebody gave catnip, then.'
Teval shakes his head towards you.
Sindov grins broadly, exposing one small tusk-like tooth.
Theia laughs and laughs, 'That is fun.'.

[Ungtar]

Kudos to whomever did this ... I'm old enough to remember this song.

This young kuo-toa female by the name of Brandibloop is the tavern
keeper here on this western bay. Lonely sailors pass the time away here,
and talk about their homes. Her eyes are large and white, with a look
tinged with sadness and regret. She wears a braided chain made of finest
silver from the north of Amn. The locket seems to bear a name, of the
man that Brandi loves.

[Harroghty]

Bane did it. Kudos to him.

[Tortus]

Oi! What song is that referring to?

[Ungtar]

Oi! What song is that referring to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-tRXewCAmU

Yes, I'm that old. I remember sitting with my little AM radio listening to it.

[Althasizor]

Areia lies sprawled on the ground, still laughing, seeming not to mind the chains. 'That was.. Brilliant.'.

#NoContext

[dolifer]

Areia lies sprawled on the ground, still laughing, seeming not to mind the chains. 'That was.. Brilliant.'.

#NoContext

Haha. Epic fail!

[Katheryn]

Ran to the bank, grabbed platinum, hear this:

Khammera the banker yells 'Thief! Stop her!'

Come back to have this conversation:

You ask Khammera the banker 'Is everything alright?'
Khammera the banker says 'Stop her! She took it all!'
Katheryn frowns faintly and cants her head aside, asking Khammera the banker, 'Her, who? I did not see anyone when I was just here a moment ago...what did she look like? What did she steal?'.
Khammera the banker says 'Self possessed, light eyed. Ran off with my platinum.'
Katheryn furrows her brow, considering a moment before asking Khammera the banker, 'Did you catch a name, and do you see which way she ran? Have you reported to the authorities?'.
Khammera the banker says 'No name, went west. I yelled but the soldiers ignored me.'
Khammera the banker says 'It's like they don't accept that I've foreclosed on everyone else's accounts and taken them for my own.'
Khammera the banker huffs.
Katheryn blinks in surprise at Khammera the banker, 'Ah, perhaps not, no. Wait...are you suggesting it was me?'.
Khammera the banker says 'Oh look at the time..'
Khammera the banker walks west.
You get a blank look on your face.

Katheryn then proceeded to loot everyone's accounts that were left unmanned and donated all of the excess platinum to worthy causes.

[Lylena]

Gentlemen's Privy
W-Door
This room is clean, with whitewashed walls. A row of wooden cubicles with small
curtains for privacy line one side. A plain seat in each drains down into a
waste pit with carefully cultivated green slime. Basins with running water line
the other side, polished metal mirrors above them and hand towel racks between.

Gwain is sitting here reading the news.

Zorinar tells you 'can I astral walk to you?'
You reply to Zorinar 'Go ahead'
Zorinar appears in a flash of light!
Gwain looks up at Zorinar.
Zorinar coughs loudly.
Zorinar looks around in horror.
You say to Zorinar 'Good morning'
Zorinar says 'Uh.. Hello ..'
Gwain folds his news sheet across his lap and states 'Anything I can do for you?'.
Zorinar says 'I seem to have misheard you. I thought you said go ahead.'
You say to Zorinar 'Oh I don't mind.'
Zorinar says 'OH oh, I see. Well, thank you for the assistance. I can find my way out.'
Zorinar says 'Have a good day'
You say to Zorinar 'You too'
Zorinar clears his throat loudly.
Zorinar opens the door.
Zorinar nods at you.
Zorinar flies west.
The door closes.
Gwain goes back to the news paper.

This still cracks me up and puts me to tears re-reading it.

[Melusine]

So this happened..

< HfElf > Gwain Rambash, A Song of
< HfElf > Ilkaen Settus, Fire
< HfElf > Kaelin Settus, Ice
< Battleguard > Lylena Kell'are, By George RR Martin

[Algon]

Way to go guys...now everyone we love on the game will be brutally killed!

[Alitar]

...Everything begins to fade to black.

You feel yourself leaving your body... rising up into the air, you feel
more free than you have ever felt before...

However, before your deity comes to collect your soul, you feel a strange
pulling sensation as strange and colorful mists swirl around you...
The corpse of a bonebat falls from above...
The corpse of a bonebat falls on you!
A ghostly male rock gnome blinks.
A ghostly male rock gnome looks at you.
You stare at the sky.
A ghostly male rock gnome exclaims 'A new friend!'

I... I don't even. A bat fell on me and I died. O.O

[Zethanon]

A ghostly male rock gnome blinks.
A ghostly male rock gnome looks at you.
You stare at the sky.
A ghostly male rock gnome exclaims 'A new friend!'

The rock gnome making a new friend is what did it for me.