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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Vantaniael » Mon Jul 27, 2009 11:19 pm

The House of Ilmater
E-Southgate Stree
A small temple that has been tucked away in an almost forgotten corner
of the city. It is a simple place with a small infirmary for the injured
and a small kitchen that provides food and drink to those that cannot
afford it elsewhere. The walls are whitewashed and the floor is covered
in rushes. A small altar sits opposite the door.
High Priest Hunn Irlbast stands ready to heal the injured.
Whipmistress Spyrtara Xalass is here..



... Oh my.
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Jaenoic » Tue Jul 28, 2009 7:57 pm

Our newest convert. Daunyelle is next. ;)
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Mele » Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:22 pm

She'll be waiting in Jaenoic's orphanage. 0:)
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Shanti » Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:52 am

Solonna's punch nearly removes a small rat's chest.
A small rat is DEAD!
You say to Solonna 'You just punched that rat in the head..'

Solonna is using:
<left hand> blueberry crystals on a stick (superb)


You say to Solonna 'You just punched that rat in the head with candy and he DIED.'


Solonna waves the crystals threateningly at a small rat.
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Post by Moloch » Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:13 pm

Such sweet, sweet release..
"My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to survive."
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Skeas » Sun Aug 09, 2009 10:58 am

OOC: The shadows whisper, "Game code update in about 30 seconds. Items on the ground will be pwned by Christoph, because he is 1337 haxor."

-Copyover-

You yell 'NOM NOM NOM I EATED UR ITEMZ'

You murmur to yourself, "dey wuz good too."
Zorinar murmurs 'We need a fighter if we ever attempt that again'
Anya murmurs 'If Christoph were around, he'd be enough, I'd be willing to bet.'
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Post by Bellayana » Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:42 am

A towering, emaciated female human looks at you . 'I do a bit of gardening for a noble there,'
she says, raising her sickle, 'hence this blade,' she adds.

Bellayana nods as she says 'Indeed, well I use to shoot pebbles at puppies when I was younger.'
she looks at the sling in her hand 'Hence the sling.'.

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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Melian » Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:53 am

Sooo..... This is what you get when you gather a party of 12 characters to rescue three characters to a very angry dracolich....

Lair of the dracolich
S-Treasure room W-Strange path
This large cave is certainly not natural. Its floor, walls, and
high ceiling seem to be made of strange white and blue glass or
ice. Looking though them, you can see swirling mists of various
colours. The cave extends to the south.
The corpse of Gesine is here. (superb)
The corpse of Mearki is here. (superb)
Feebov's dracolich hovers a few inches above the ground here.
You attack Feebov's dracolich as he gets within your weapon's reach.
Feebov's dracolich evades your crushing attack.
Your stone skin absorbs some of Feebov's dracolich's damage.
Feebov's dracolich's claws impales you.
Feebov's dracolich ducks under Dovan's slashing attack.
Feebov's dracolich's claws drives deeply in to Dovan's left leg.
Feebov's dracolich dodges Tyeslan's piercing attack.
Feebov's dracolich's claws drills in to Tyeslan's chest.
Feebov's dracolich dodges Ketlic's piercing attack.
Feebov's dracolich's claws deeply penetrates Ketlic's chest.
Feebov's dracolich dodges Shabanna's piercing attack.
Feebov's dracolich's claws impales Shabanna.
An image of A curly-haired, green-eyed male human vanishes.
A curly-haired, green-eyed male human dodges Feebov's dracolich's claws.
Feebov's dracolich dodges Vantaniael's piercing attack.
Feebov's dracolich's claws impales Vantaniael.
Feebov's dracolich evades Allistair's crushing attack.
Feebov's dracolich's claws goes straight through Allistair's right leg.
Reiya's strike bounces off Feebov's dracolich!
Feebov's dracolich's claws impales Reiya.
A tall handsome male aasimar's pierce shallowly penetrates Feebov's dracolich's left leg.
Feebov's dracolich's claws drills in to A tall handsome male aasimar's right arm.
Feebov's dracolich's claws drives deeply in to A tall handsome male aasimar's head.
Feebov's dracolich's claws drives deeply in to A tall handsome male aasimar's head.
Feebov's dracolich's claws perforates A tall handsome male aasimar's abdomen.
Feebov's dracolich's claws drives deeply in to A tall handsome male aasimar's abdomen.
Feebov's dracolich's claws drills in to A tall handsome male aasimar's right arm.
Feebov's dracolich's claws drives deeply in to A tall handsome male aasimar's right arm.
Feebov's dracolich's claws drives deeply in to A tall handsome male aasimar's head.
Feebov's dracolich's claws deeply penetrates A tall handsome male aasimar's chest.
Feebov's dracolich's claws penetrates A tall handsome male aasimar's chest.
Feebov's dracolich's claws penetrates A tall handsome male aasimar's chest.
Feebov's dracolich's claws perforates A tall handsome male aasimar's abdomen.
Feebov's dracolich's claws drives deeply in to A tall handsome male aasimar's right leg.
Feebov's dracolich's claws deeply penetrates A tall handsome male aasimar's chest.
A tall handsome male aasimar dodges Feebov's dracolich's claws.
Feebov's dracolich's claws deeply penetrates A tall handsome male aasimar's chest.
Feebov's dracolich's claws deeply penetrates A tall handsome male aasimar's chest.
A tall handsome male aasimar is DEAD!
You hear A tall handsome male aasimar's death cry.
Feebov's dracolich's claws perforates Reiya's chest.
Feebov's dracolich's claws deeply penetrates Reiya's chest.
Feebov's dracolich's bite impales Reiya.
A glowing red steel ring spills out onto the ground.
A gold ring bracelet spills out onto the ground.
Reiya's severed right arm falls to the ground!
Feebov's dracolich's bite drills in to Reiya's chest.
Feebov's dracolich's bite impales Reiya.
Feebov's dracolich's bite impales Reiya.
Reiya is DEAD!
You hear Reiya's death cry.
Feebov's dracolich's bite impales Shabanna.
Feebov's dracolich's bite drills in to Shabanna's chest.
Feebov's dracolich's bite impales Shabanna.
Feebov's dracolich's bite drives deeply in to Shabanna's chest.
Feebov's dracolich's bite drills in to Shabanna's chest.
Feebov's dracolich's bite drills in to Shabanna's abdomen.
Feebov's dracolich's wing buffet shreds Shabanna's chest.
Shabanna is DEAD!
You hear Shabanna's death cry.
With a bonecrunching sound Feebov's dracolich's wing buffet violently smashes Dovan's chest.
With a bonecrunching sound Feebov's dracolich's wing buffet violently smashes Dovan's chest.
Feebov's dracolich's wing buffet shreds Dovan's abdomen.
With a bonecrunching sound Feebov's dracolich's wing buffet violently smashes Dovan's chest.
Feebov's dracolich's wing buffet deftly shreds Dovan's right arm.
With a bonecrunching sound Feebov's dracolich's wing buffet violently smashes Dovan's chest.
Feebov's dracolich's wing buffet deftly shreds Dovan's left leg.
With a bonecrunching sound Feebov's dracolich's wing buffet violently smashes Dovan's chest.
Feebov's dracolich's wing buffet shreds Dovan's chest.
Dovan says 'Fortune favors the bold'
With a bonecrunching sound Feebov's dracolich's wing buffet violently smashes Dovan's chest.
Feebov's dracolich's wing buffet shreds Dovan's abdomen.
Feebov's dracolich's wing buffet shreds Dovan's chest.
Feebov's dracolich's wing buffet shreds Dovan's chest.
Dovan is DEAD!
You hear Dovan's death cry.
An image of A curly-haired, green-eyed male human vanishes.
A curly-haired, green-eyed male human ducks under Feebov's dracolich's wing.
An image of A curly-haired, green-eyed male human vanishes.
A curly-haired, green-eyed male human ducks under Feebov's dracolich's wing.
An image of A curly-haired, green-eyed male human vanishes.
A curly-haired, green-eyed male human ducks under Feebov's dracolich's wing.
Feebov's dracolich's wing buffet skillfully shreds A curly-haired, green-eyed male human's chest.
Feebov's dracolich's wing buffet beats A curly-haired, green-eyed male human to a bloody pulp.
Allistair begins to chant.
You guess Allistair is casting cure critical.
Feebov's dracolich's claws impales A curly-haired, green-eyed male human.
Feebov's dracolich dodges Tyeslan's piercing attack.
Feebov's dracolich evades Allistair's crushing attack.
Ketlic's pierce deeply penetrates Feebov's dracolich's left leg.
Feebov's dracolich dodges Vantaniael's piercing attack.
Feebov's dracolich's claws drills in to A curly-haired, green-eyed male human's chest.
Feebov's dracolich evades your crushing attack.
Feebov's dracolich's bite impales A curly-haired, green-eyed male human.
Feebov's dracolich dodges Tyeslan's piercing attack.
Feebov's dracolich's wing buffet beats A curly-haired, green-eyed male human to a bloody pulp.
A curly-haired, green-eyed male human is DEAD!
You hear A curly-haired, green-eyed male human's death cry.
You begin to chant.
You attack Feebov's dracolich as he gets within your weapon's reach.
Feebov's dracolich evades your crushing attack.
Your stone skin absorbs some of Feebov's dracolich's damage.
Feebov's dracolich's claws impales you.
A pretty pink-stoned gold ring spills out onto the ground.
A golden bracelet set with glittering gems spills out onto the ground.
A long-handled fiery mace spills out onto the ground.
Your severed right arm falls to the ground!
Feebov's dracolich dodges Tyeslan's piercing attack.
Feebov's dracolich's claws perforates Tyeslan's chest.
With a sickening sound Ketlic's pierce shreds Feebov's dracolich's left leg.
Feebov's dracolich's claws drills in to Ketlic's chest.
Feebov's dracolich dodges Vantaniael's piercing attack.
Vantaniael dodges Feebov's dracolich's claws.
Feebov's dracolich evades Allistair's crushing attack.
Feebov's dracolich's claws perforates Allistair's abdomen.
With a bonecrunching sound Allistair's crush deftly smashes Feebov's dracolich's head.
Feebov's dracolich dodges Ketlic's piercing attack.
Feebov's dracolich dodges Vantaniael's piercing attack.
With a bonecrunching sound Feebov's dracolich's wing buffet violently smashes Allistair's chest.
Your strike bounces off Feebov's dracolich!
Feebov's dracolich's claws goes straight through Allistair's chest.
Feebov's dracolich's claws drives deeply in to Allistair's right arm.
Feebov's dracolich's claws impales Allistair.
Feebov's dracolich's claws impales Allistair.
Feebov's dracolich's claws impales Allistair.
Allistair is stunned, but will probably recover.
Your stone skin absorbs some of Feebov's dracolich's damage.
Feebov's dracolich's claws drills in to your chest.
Feebov's dracolich's claws drills in to Tyeslan's chest.
Feebov's dracolich's claws perforates Ketlic's abdomen.
Feebov's dracolich's claws deeply penetrates Vantaniael's chest.
Feebov's dracolich's claws impales Allistair.
Allistair is DEAD!
You hear Allistair's death cry.
You dodge Feebov's dracolich's claws.
Feebov's dracolich's claws drills in to Tyeslan's chest.
Feebov's dracolich's claws deeply penetrates Ketlic's chest.
Feebov's dracolich's claws drives deeply in to Vantaniael's left arm.
Feebov's dracolich dodges Ketlic's piercing attack.
Feebov's dracolich's claws goes straight through Vantaniael's left leg.
Feebov's dracolich dodges Vantaniael's piercing attack.
Feebov's dracolich's bite drills in to Vantaniael's abdomen.
Feebov's dracolich's bite drills in to Vantaniael's chest.
Feebov's dracolich's bite impales Vantaniael.
Feebov's dracolich's bite drives deeply in to Vantaniael's abdomen.
Vantaniael flies west.
Vantaniael flees head over heels!
Your stone skin absorbs some of Feebov's dracolich's damage.
Feebov's dracolich's claws impales you.
Tyeslan dodges Feebov's dracolich's claws.
Feebov's dracolich's claws drills in to Ketlic's abdomen.
Feebov's dracolich dodges Ketlic's piercing attack.
Feebov's dracolich's claws drives deeply in to Ketlic's left leg.
Ketlic dodges Feebov's dracolich's claws.
Feebov's dracolich's claws perforates Ketlic's abdomen.
Feebov's dracolich's claws drives deeply in to Ketlic's left arm.
Feebov's dracolich's claws impales Ketlic.
Feebov's dracolich's claws deeply penetrates Ketlic's chest.
Feebov's dracolich's claws perforates Ketlic's chest.
Feebov's dracolich's claws drives deeply in to Ketlic's left leg.
Feebov's dracolich's claws drives deeply in to Ketlic's head.
Ketlic is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.
Feebov's dracolich's claws deeply penetrates Ketlic's chest.
Ketlic is DEAD!
You hear Ketlic's death cry.
Your stone skin absorbs some of Feebov's dracolich's damage.
Feebov's dracolich's claws drills in to your chest.
Feebov's dracolich's claws impales Tyeslan.
A moonstone ring set with a cloud and a tiny bird spills out onto the ground.
A platinum wristguard set with seven sapphire stars spills out onto the ground.
Tyeslan's severed left arm falls to the ground!
Feebov's dracolich's wing buffet skillfully shreds Tyeslan's chest.
Feebov's dracolich's wing buffet violently shreds Tyeslan's chest.
Tyeslan is DEAD!
You hear Tyeslan's death cry.
_diemsg_
========
...Everything begins to fade to black.


Realms of the dead
You see no way out.
You must stay here to determine your fate. Your mortal body lies
upon Faerun, slowly rotting away. You float around here in a spirit
like state awaiting to see what the gods determination of your fate
will be.
A ghostly male human kneels here.
Mearki sits here.
Gesine is standing here.
A ghostly male aasimar is standing here.
Reiya sits here.
Shabanna sits here.
Dovan is standing here.
A ghostly male human is standing here.
Allistair is standing here.
Ketlic is standing here.
Tyeslan sits here.
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Sithiel » Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:44 am

Melian wrote:Dovan says 'Fortune favors the bold'
With a bonecrunching sound Feebov's dracolich's wing buffet violently smashes Dovan's chest.
Feebov's dracolich's wing buffet shreds Dovan's abdomen.
Feebov's dracolich's wing buffet shreds Dovan's chest.
Feebov's dracolich's wing buffet shreds Dovan's chest.
Dovan is DEAD!
Quess you weren't bold enough then. LOL :D
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Dovan » Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:58 am

Tymora has a long standing rule about not interfering in the comings and goings of god-like undead dragons. It's totally in the dogma somewhere, look it up!
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Mouat » Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:27 pm

That venture out to the dracolith reminded me of when I first starting playing with Mouat and Blythe and a slew of other characters went to kill Feebov and we all died, I think even Dalvyn was dead and then we had to get Imm support to get us all out of there because there was basically nobody else on that wasn't dead.

Fun Times...

Being the the realms of the dead with a group is much better than being there alone :)
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Melian » Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:27 am

I have to admit dying to the dracolich and joining a group of 12 in the Realms of the Dead was quite entertaining. It's been years since I have seen a group that large. Thanks everyone. :D
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Shabanna » Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:48 am

Bar none... best time in the fugue I have ever had !!!! :)
* Does the I-lived-longer-than-Jarris Dance*
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Mouat » Wed Aug 12, 2009 3:27 am

What people don't realize, is that long text of battle all happened in a few seconds. All those people died in about 3 to 5 seconds.

As the Kurgan said... "It's better to burn out than to fade away!"
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Zorinar » Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:22 pm

So.........
Wow. 15 or so attacks in a row and Jarris falls down without even a second to retort with a cast....
I guess the dracolich will never be visited again. I hear he serves great tea to his friends, though.
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Shabanna » Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:49 pm

OOC: The shadows whisper 'Game code update in 30 seconds. Items on the ground will be dribbled on by dracoliches, causing them to implode.'
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Anya » Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:22 am

Zorinar tells you 'Busy in Holyhead or just hanging around?'
You reply to Zorinar 'Don't laugh....'
You reply to Zorinar 'Giving the cook crabs'
Zorinar tells you 'ah... you should.. um.. get that looked at.'
You reply to Zorinar 'Bah'
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Gwain » Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:10 pm

Ah, reserved and respectful Tyrans...
An old, lame and blind male halfelf is in perfect health.
Christoph jogs in from the south.
Christoph puts a platinum coin in a spell pouch.
Christoph puts a copper coin in a spell pouch.
Christoph puts 2 gold coins in a spell pouch.
Christoph puts 2 electrum coins in a spell pouch.
Christoph puts 4 silver coins in a spell pouch.
Christoph looks at you.
Christoph makes a goofy face at you.
Christoph jogs north.

Christoph jogs in from the north.
Christoph makes a rude gesture at you.
Christoph jogs north.
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Kallias » Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:18 pm

lmao, that was hilarious
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Skeas » Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:17 pm

Ugh. Whoever plays Christoph needs to learn that blind people have feelings too.
Zorinar murmurs 'We need a fighter if we ever attempt that again'
Anya murmurs 'If Christoph were around, he'd be enough, I'd be willing to bet.'
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