Funny moments!

[Selveem]

Weird how the innate charisma gets a boost when there are less clothes!

[Aveline]

You say 'For now though, I think I'll just keep my faith in Her. I know it is a lot to ask.. but just maybe..
Lightning flashes in the sky.
You say, OOC, '.... that was a very poorly timed lightning strike'
Tyeslan says, OOC, 'Very...'
Gesine gazes up at the sky and gulps a bit.



EEP!

[Dovan]

Galdim shakes his head at you, 'Bah! ye tree hugger'.
Tyeslan glances at Galdim.
Gerto raises an eyebrow at Galdim.
Dovan grins down to Galdim 'Rock lover.'.
Galdim grumbles at you, 'Pointy ears!'.
You exclaim to Galdim 'Short beard!'
Gerto gasps.
Tyeslan bursts out laughing loudly.
Galdim jumps on his feet and shouts to you, 'Me beard nae be short! it been trimmed tat be all!'.

[Kaaurk]

Press [ENTER]

Welcome to Forgotten Kingdoms...

Trade Way

N-River Delimbiyr E-Plains S-Plains W-River Delimbiyr

NE-Plains NW-Trade Way SE-Trade Way SW-Plains

This is one of the many roads that winds its way across the kingdoms.

It is mostly in good repair though you occasionally come across soft

spots in the road that could use some work.

The sky is warm and stormy and a warm southerly breeze blows.

One miserable electrum coin. (superb)

A small pile of copper coins. (superb)

A bandit scalp lies here. (perfect)

A bandit is here.

You attack a bandit as he gets within your weapon's reach.

Your slash nearly bisects a bandit's abdomen.

a bandit has several minor wounds.

You weave out of the way of a bandit's punch.

You attack a bandit as he gets within your weapon's reach.

Your slash lacerates a bandit's chest.

a bandit is badly injured.

You weave out of the way of a bandit's punch.

A bandit ducks under your slashing attack.

Your slash nearly bisects a bandit's abdomen.

A bandit's guts spill all over the ground.

a bandit has blood gushing from several grievous wounds.

A bandit is bleeding heavily.

A bandit makes a nice kick, but your crouch places his foot a mile above your head.

Your slash nearly bisects a bandit's chest.

A bandit is stunned, but will probably recover.

You learn from your success and are now a journeyman at third attack!

Your slash nearly bisects a bandit's head.

A bandit is DEAD!

You get 4 silver coins from the corpse of a bandit.

You get 4 copper coins from the corpse of a bandit.

You hear the sound of footsteps from the south-east.

Awesome way to log in

[Jaenoic]

I wish it was always that easy!

[Selveem]

Zander says to Aldain 'It was a pleasure. But here we must part. Take this to help you to your next destination'
Zander has lost his link.

[Hollenlark]

You are more experienced than a jealous husband.
A jealous husband looks weaker than you.

Well, no wonder he's so jealous.

[Selveem]

On Szrenzil, my Wemic:

<100%hp 0m 100%mv> l eleana
This creature appears to be a giant winged bird. It is size that a medium
sized creature could easily ride upon. Large broad wings stretch outwards
for close to twenty feet in length. Beautiful brown feathers cover over
the creature except for the large sharp beak and the tri-pointed claws.

Eleana, A giant eagle is in perfect health.
Eleana, A giant eagle is using:
<worn as saddle> an ornately carved flight saddle (perfect)

<100%hp 0m 100%mv>
You are hungry.

[Lysha]

Jarris says to Vantessa 'I will be leaving soon.'
Jarris says to Vantessa 'Not much rest for this old warpriest'
Jarris has lost his link.

[Selveem]

<100%hp 0m 100%mv> l
Waterdeep Dungeon
U-Iron door
In the corner is a pile of straw for you to sleep on. It is none too clean
and it feels palpably cool. There are no windows and you are somewhat below
sea level, as the walls are very damp. By the dim light of a glowing moss
that grows on the walls, you can just make out some intriguing scratchings on
the wall.
A bowl of gruel spills over on the ground here. (perfect)
A battered tin mug of water spills over here. (terrible)
A fanged, six-fingered female tiefling sits here.

You say to A fanged, six-fingered female tiefling 'I get top bunk.'

[Selveem]

Most epic AC ever:

<100%hp 0m 100%mv> snowball self
You bend down and scoop up a handful of snow.
You fashion the handful of snow into a snowball.
You throw the snow ball at Torand.
Torand throws the snowball at Torand.
Torand hits Torand square in the face.
A snowdrift splutters.

[Keller]

Gradak offers the heart to you.

Keller looks about the caves. 'Odd that the girl wasn't with the other merchants.' He is surprised by the bloody gore that has been offered to him.

Gradak looks you 'Warriors live in gore. It is a part of our nnature'.

Keller cocks an eyebrow at Gradak. 'I'm.. not really hungry at the moment, however.'.

<92%hp 0m 100%mv>
You are STARVING!

[Bellayana]

Number one reason you shouldn't play a character becoming an evil, then switch to your pally alt while watching a movie!

A damp tunnel
S-A damp tunnel
This tunnel is roughly circular in shape and about six feet in height. Large
roots and patches of moss are visible on its "walls". The ground is very
irregular, with depressions filled with murky water here and there and thick
roots that makes the footing treacherous. Makeshift wooden torch holders have
been placed at roughly regular intervals. Nearly half of them are empty
though. The ground here is littered with bones. Most of them seem to be
animal in nature, though here and there, you can spot a few larger humanoid
bones.

<88%hp 0m 100%mv>
sac cor
You sense that your patron is displeased by your actions.
You sacrifice some objects.

<88%hp 0m 100%mv>
osay DOH!
You say, OOC, 'DOH!'

[Isolrem]

A mummy lord says to Nyskall 'You... shall... not... pass...'
A mummy lord hefts its weapon threateningly.
A mummy lord wields a gem-studded war-mace in his left hand.

Nyskall utters the words, 'yrawzgculatz'.
Nyskall has burned a mummy lord to death within a column of flame!
A mummy lord is DEAD!
A mummy lord falls with a dry, ancient sigh - its wrappings crumbling.
Nyskall gets a gold coin from the corpse of a mummy lord.
Nyskall gets a silver coin from the corpse of a mummy lord.
Nyskall gets a copper coin from the corpse of a mummy lord.
You say 'Anticlimatic..'

You say 'And I thought I would have to summon a balrog to deal with him'

[Dapher]

A very rare side of Jarris was seen in a conversation with Gwain. Gwain really does bring out the best in people.

Gwain says to you 'Ah, I'll leave you to it. Though be careful.'
You say to Gwain 'Thank you'
You say to Gwain 'Quick question.'
Gwain nods.
You ask Gwain 'What do you call a woman with one leg?'
You hear the howl of a wild animal nearby.
Gwain says to you 'Elieen.'
You say to Gwain 'Her name is Pegg'
You ask Gwain 'What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?'
Gwain says to you 'Ileene'
You say to Gwain 'Aye'
You say to Gwain 'That is all I had to ask.'
Gwain says to you 'Don't set me up with a woman with one leg or strange legs.'
You ask Gwain 'Why not?'
Gwain says 'Limping people frighten me.'
You ask Gwain 'How about a strange name?'
You ask Gwain 'What do you call a dog with no legs?'
Gwain says to you 'Bah, what does it matter? He can't come to you anyways.'
You say to Gwain 'You are good at these'
Gwain says to you 'I've cut the legs off of lots of dogs if you get my meaning'
Gwain says to you 'I'm a horrible pet owner.'
Gwain nods.
You say to Gwain 'I think I do. You are also a horrible gnome owner'
Gwain says to you 'You can't prove that.'
You say to Gwain 'You are right, I can't prove it.'
Gwain says to you 'Its not like I run secret gnome gladitorial combat in my cellar.'
Gwain says to you 'That would be silly.'
You say to Gwain 'Silly yes, interesting, very

[Tyeslan]

Tough crowd....


Ardeep Forest
N-Plains E-Ardeep Forest S-Ardeep Forest W-Ardeep Forest
NE-Plains NW-Ardeep Forest SE-Ardeep Forest SW-Ardeep Forest
The trees that rise overhead must be ancient judging by the height of them.
There is an odd difference here in relation to the rest of the surrounding
forests. Flowers and fruits bloom here in great profusion, a wide variety
that encompass the different seasons, so that something is always growing
and blooming here. A small sign indicates that this area has been named
'Yondalla's Copse' by Janon, Warden of the Rangers, marking a visit from
the Provider and Protector of the Halflings.
The sky is cloudless and warm and a warm southerly breeze blows.


Renee says 'It's said how it sounds Ray-nee'
You hear the sound of footsteps from the north-east.
You hear the sound of footsteps from the north-west.
A tall, muscular male mountain orc rides in upon Fang, a black and grey striped worg from the north-east.
A tall, muscular male mountain orc falls off of Fang, a black and grey striped worg while riding.
Halestia smiles, nodding at Renee 'It is nice to meet you'.
Renee screams and dives for cover again!


I don't think he could have fallen off at a worse moment, or place.

[Zuldere]

Benedictions: MagGoo

[Jharthyne]

Just when I got hungry and tried to eat a plate of dried fruits... when a fruit tree is nearby...

<100%hp 100m 100%mv> smote helps herself to some fruits.
Jharthyne helps herself to some fruits.

<100%hp 100m 100%mv> eat fruit
You try to nibble on a multifruit tree...

<100%hp 100m 100%mv> smile
You smile.

<100%hp 100m 100%mv> eat dried
You eat a plate of dried fruits.

[Raona]

Gwain speaks matter of factly to Thoma Calliar 'Greetings mongrel of the Deep lands.'.
Gwain says to Thoma Calliar 'I am Gwain, I am a great lord of the lands of light, my sword is bloody with the blood of bakers that cannot sell their bread.'
Lylena takes a few steps away from Gwain.
Gwain asks Thoma Calliar 'Might you sell me some?'
Galdim grins at Gwain.
Raona whitens slightly, looking at Gwain with wide eyes.
Lylena clears her throat and looks about.
Gwain buys fresh mushroom bread.
Gwain says to Thoma Calliar 'Thank you sir.'
Gwain says to Thoma Calliar 'May the gods smile on you and your loved ones.'
Gwain gives you fresh mushroom bread.
You say to Gwain 'Thank ye, Gwain. Ye...know how to get a merchant's attention.'
Gwain says to you 'I'm sure I killed a zombie baker one time.'
Gwain says to you 'So I was not lying'
You say to Gwain 'Well, thank ye kindly for the bread, and your bargaining.'
Gwain exclaims to Thoma Calliar 'Fear me, brief Mortal!'
Gwain says to Thoma Calliar 'I mean, have a great day.'
Lylena reaches a hand up to rub at her forehead.
Galdim pokes Lylena on the ribs, 'Yer rite lass, te lad should have been bard'.
Lylena lifts her hand to look at Galdim, grinning. She nods and says, 'He really should have. The way he can tell stories.'.
You exclaim to Lylena 'Doesn't stop him!'
Gwain says to Galdim 'He knows I am kidding.'
Gwain pats Thoma Calliar on her back.
Gwain says to Thoma Calliar 'Oh you're a woman, I could not tell, having a man's name and all.'

[Ami]

You hear a thunderous echo from the heavens. It may well be a storm passing, but the word 'DOVAHKIIN!' can be clearly heard in its rumble
You regain enough power to cast acid fog.
The mnemonic enhancer withdraws from your mind.
You reply to Lylena, OOC 'Tell me you saw that.'
Lylena tells you, OOC 'What is that?'
You regain enough power to cast phantasmal killer.
You regain enough power to cast burning hands.
You are deep in meditation.
Lylena tells you, OOC 'If I have to ask that, chances are not. '
You stop meditating and stand up.
You regain enough power to cast fireball.
You yell 'FOR THE SONS OF SKYRIM!!!'
Lylena tells you, OOC '*sigh*'
the dog warden yells 'Ye wretched scum killed Blackie!'
the dog warden yells 'Noooo! Not Buster! You killed Buster!'
the dog warden yells 'Noooo! Not Buster! You killed Buster!'
a famished guard dog yells 'You will pay for that!'
You learn from your success and improve at gamer references!
Daerin dies laughing.
You reply to Lylena, OOC 'The imms are messing with me. XD'
You spot a movement out of the corner of your eyes...
Lylena tells you, OOC 'They like you! '
You say 'This is so going in the funny moments thread. :p'
You say, OOC, 'Whoops. >.<'
You regain enough power to cast acid fog.
Someone winks at you.