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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Melian » Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:45 pm

Faria thought she was poisoned, so Gorwin brought Aubrey & Jarris to help:

Gorwin asks Jarris 'then whatever could it be?'
You say to Jarris 'I agree with the poison theory.'
Aubrey shakes her head, 'No foul play.'.
Jarris finishes the prayer and looks at Faria 'Helping?'.
Gorwin looks over at his wife.
Faria opens her mouth, then closes it, going pale. She covers her mouth and shakes her head.
Jarris hmms and glances at you, then looks at Gorwin 'I guess that is a no'.
Gorwin holds her hand in is then moves to hold her hair.
Gorwin nods his head in agreement with Jarris.
Faria takes a few breaths and removes her hands.
Gorwin looks even more wooried.
Aubrey glances towards Jarris.
You tell Jarris 'Ask them when the last time they did the "baby dance" was....'
Jarris looks between Gorwin and Faria 'I see no poison, and I see no physical wounds. Generally the healing would have removed the pain in your back, yet it remains. This tells me that what ever is causing it is still here'.
You nod at him.
Jarris says to you 'Tis exactly what I was thinking'
Faria leans back against the pillows tiredly.
You regain enough power to cast divine favor.
You say to Jarris 'I have never had experience with the, result, per se. It might be best coming from you.'
Jarris looks at Gorwin and Faria 'I presume the two of you have been active with each other since the wedding?'.
Gorwin asks 'Active?'
Aubrey takes a step behind Jarris to hide her blushing cheeks.
Faria chuckles.
Faria says to Jarris 'I see.'
Gorwin looks confused.
Faria says to Jarris 'You'd of thought I would have guessed'
Jarris thinks for a minute before trying again '-With- each other?'.
Faria laughs.
Faria exclaims 'Oh...don't make me laugh!'
Faria looks slightly ill.
Faria turns green as a result.
Gorwin says 'Um'
Aubrey peers around Jarris arm, and takes a step away from him.
Gorwin blushes.
Jarris uses his finger and thumb to make a circle, then take his pointer finger with his other hand and points at Gorwin.
You blink at him in disbelief.
Faria says, OOC, 'omg'
Gorwin says 'Are you saying what i think yer saying friend'
You say to Jarris 'Umm...'
Faria says to Gorwin 'Yes'
You hear the sound of footsteps from the east.
Aubrey chuckles as she blushes some more.
Gorwin looks at Faria and just smiles as tears pour from his eyes.
Faria says to Jarris 'But it's good to know what it...is....'
Faria raises an eyebrow at Gorwin.
Jarris says to you 'They did the baby dance'
You nod your head in agreement with him.
Faria laughs at Jarris.
Faria holds her stomach 'Oh stop that'.
You say to Jarris 'So they did.'
Aubrey wrinkles her nose, 'She is going to be sick for awhile.'.
Faria says to you 'Last time I puked in someone's lap from on stage'
Faria smiles at Gorwin.
Aubrey frowns, 'Oh, that is.. not good.' she shakes her head, 'Not good at all.'.
Jarris looks at Gorwin and then to Faria 'We will let you two get back to the baby dancing. The Warpriestess and I have a few errands to run.'.
an amulet of communication glows briefly as Jarris activates it.
Jarris replies to you 'Where are you now?'
Faria looks to Jarris and you 'Thank you.'.
Jarris coughs loudly.
You raise an eyebrow at him.
an amulet of communication glows briefly as Jarris activates it.
Jarris says to you 'Wrong person'
Faria raises an eyebrow at Jarris.
Gorwin says 'Yes my thanks my friends'
You nod at him.
They aren't here.
You say 'Congratulations.'
Jarris offers Gorwin a congradulations 'I wish the two of you the best.'.
Faria smiles 'Thank you.'.
Aubrey smiles at Gorwin, 'You're going to be a father.'.
Jarris says to Faria 'And eat well, you will need your strength'
Gorwin faints.
You say to Faria 'Rest well.'
You blink.
Gorwin collapses into a deep sleep.
Faria blinks.
Faria peers intently about the area.
Jarris chortles with glee.
Faria pokes Gorwin in the ribs.
Faria pokes Gorwin in the ribs.
Faria pokes Gorwin in the ribs.
Aubrey leaps to attempt to catch Gorwin but misses.
Jarris gets a short purple stone rod from a travellers pack.
Jarris gets the rod of might from a travellers pack.
Jarris puts a short purple stone rod in a travellers pack.
Aubrey fans Gorwin a few times.
You raise an eyebrow at him.
Jarris stops using a silver shield that shines like a mirror.
Jarris holds the rod of might in both of his hands.
You say to Jarris 'Don't hurt him.'
Gorwin wakes and sits up.
Faria glances at Jarris.
Jarris prods Gorwin with his rod of might.
Aubrey continues to fan Gorwin.
Faria laughs and holds her stomach.
Gorwin blinks slowly.
Faria says to Gorwin 'Your fault.'
Gorwin asks Faria 'Am i dreaming?'
Faria asks Gorwin 'Do you want to be?'
You now follow Jarris.
You say to Jarris 'We best leave them to celebrate being new parents.'
Jarris says to Gorwin 'You are a father'
Gorwin says to Faria 'You know the answer to that my love'
Jarris waits for a moment and watches Gorwin.
Gorwin smiles.
Gorwin pulls her close and kisses her forehead.
Jarris nods at you 'We will take our leave. Good luck'.
Faria says 'Thank you.'
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Zasheir » Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:44 am

Daerin looks at Daerin.
Daerin smoothes her robes.
Daerin eyes Shannon, and rubs her chest, 'How do yo get used to these things?'.
Shannon glances at Daerin.
A tall, silver-haired female sun elf is in perfect health.
Shannon looks at Shannon.
Shabanna blinks.
You say to Shannon 'She's your problem, not mine.'
Daerin says, OOC, 'Woah.'
Shannon says to Daerin 'But....'
Daerin says, OOC, 'Meant my own chest.'
Daerin says, OOC, 'Holy crap, typo, TYPO.'
Shabanna says, OOC, 'LOL'
You say, OOC, 'Needs quoted. On it, Shannon?'
Shannon says, OOC, '.....'
Shannon says, OOC, 'stunned'
You say, OOC, 'Oh no! '
Shannon says, OOC, 'It's super effective!'
You say, OOC, 'X-D'
Daerin says, OOC, 'I'm dying'
Shabanna says, OOC, 'I cant .. breathe...'
Daerin says, OOC, 'It's really hot over here... XD'
Shabanna says, OOC, 'Ill bet :P'
Daerin says, OOC, 'I mean... I'm laughing so hard...'
Shannon says, OOC, 'oh...nice. I have an error in my desc'
You say, OOC, 'Sure. THAT's what you meant.'
Daerin says, OOC, 'Bah, you people. :p'
Shabanna coughs loudly.
Shannon looks at Daerin and clears her throat.
Shannon says to Daerin 'I don't...have that problem.'
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Shabanna » Tue Apr 27, 2010 5:20 am

It still makes me laugh....
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Lysha » Wed Apr 28, 2010 5:17 am

A construction worker whistles at Aubrey in an attempt to get their attention.
The construction worker pinches Aubrey's bottom as she walks past him.
Aubrey walks east.
You stare at a construction worker.
Jarris looks at a construction worker.
Algon blinks at a construction worker 'I would not like having to kill you.'.
You say to a construction worker 'Ye keep yer hands off'f her if ye wan'ta keep'm'
Your punch viciously hammers a shark's abdomen.
A shark is stunned, but will probably recover.

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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Lysha » Sun May 09, 2010 4:54 am

Alenia asks you 'What do you do?'
You exclaim to Alenia 'I'm a farmer!'
Snoert puffs up his chest with pride.
Snoert has pride. See it?
Your armor returns to its mundane value.
Your punch viciously hammers a shark's abdomen.
A shark is stunned, but will probably recover.

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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Liandria » Tue May 11, 2010 4:08 am

An acolyte of Corellon Larethian is here to teach you some spells.
An acolyte of Corellon Larethian says to you 'Hqeftings. I can SRAIN you some qkhlls.'
An acolyte of Corellon Larethian says to you 'Just rape vtain .'

I think this acolyte has some issues!
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Moloch » Thu May 13, 2010 3:17 am

You learn from your success and are now a xxxxxx at disarm!
You failed.


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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Cadee » Sun May 16, 2010 12:20 pm

Two 100% healthy PCs sat down for a rest. One of them went AFK...
Pyrn winces as he sits.
A tall, dark-skinned male human is heavily wounded.
His chest is mangled.
His right arm has several wounds.
His abdomen is heavily wounded.
His left leg has several wounds.
His right leg has many nasty wounds.
He is floating a few inches above the ground.
A shimmering disc of force hovers in front of him.

You ask 'What happened to you!?'
Pyrn says 'Hordes of foul creatures attacked while you were napping. I drove them off.'
You blink at him in disbelief.
You exclaim '!!!'
Pyrn smirks, 'You slept through the whole thing!'.
You say, OOC, 'Err...'
You say 'Narcolepsy. It's a rare inherited disorder. From my mother's side.'
Pyrn nods at you.
Pyrn says 'I'll blame Lady Ynaura the next time I see her.'
You say with a grin 'That should go well.'
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Anya » Tue May 18, 2010 12:38 am

Moonlit Alley
E-Street of Whisp W-Entrance Hall
To the west is the House of the Moon, the largest Temple of Selune.
It looks like a small fortress. Over the door is Selunes symbol of
the moon and the stars. Acolytes of the Moon stand near the
entrance.
A priestess of Mystra is here.

Mystrans are taking over! >:[
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Dapher » Sat May 22, 2010 11:07 pm

rofl, I could not resist! Some of you are going to feel way old after reading this. Keep in mind, I am 20 years old.

Rynn says, OOC, 'drive-in'
You say, OOC, 'ah'
Gesine tells you 'He better come back soon, alive and in one piece.'
Rynn says, OOC, 'shrek, then iron man 2, then ah, i forget the third movei playing'
You say, OOC, 'btw I have never been to a drive-in'
You say, OOC, 'they are before my time XD'
Rynn gasps.
Rynn says, OOC, 'they have one here, since i was a kid'
Rynn says, OOC, 'updated and all now'
Rynn says, OOC, 'my kids and I go every year, at least twice'
You say, OOC, 'wow, that thing must be ancient'
Furrowing your brow, you sense the weight of wisdom leave you.
Rynn says, OOC, 'hehe'
Rynn says, OOC, 'i run into students who park in the back rows'
Rynn chuckles.
Rynn stares at the sky.
You say, OOC, 'lol'
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Nysan » Mon May 24, 2010 4:40 am

Dwarven legends speak for themselves...

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You ask Shabanna 'Nev'r had a bahhh humbug?'
Shabanna shakes her head and giggles ' No... it is a curiosity'.
Shabanna studies the candy ' can I eat it?'.
You say to Shabanna 'Der rare treats. Need tae eat den quick er ye'll start seein' ghosts from past holidays.'
Shabanna blinks ' Ohhh my.... I wouldn't want that... trust me'.
Shabanna giggles.
Shabanna hrms ' Maybe I will just tuck it away and save it for a special time?'.
You say to Shabanna 'Hidin' it from da sunlight werks tae.'
Shabanna smiles , sniffing at the humbug ' It smells good....'.
You say to Shabanna 'Dey only bring da holiday ghosts when dey t'inks ders lot os noises n lights around.'
Shabanna stares at you for a moment ' I...see....'.
Shabanna purses her lips ' Then I shall keep it dark and quiet.. to be certain'.
You say to Shabanna 'Oh, nev'r ever put dem near mistletoe.'
Shabanna blinks.
Shabanna quickly looks in her pouch.
Shabanna sighs with relief.
You say to Shabanna 'Iffen ye let dem eat mistletoe, a big fella in a red suit appears n chases ye wit sum deer til he steals da humbug.'
Shabanna bliks a few times at you ' Er... Might I ask how many of those ales it takes before all this happens?'.
You exclaim to Shabanna 'Last fella tae let a bahh humbug eat mistletoe was a halflin' name Fix. Da fat guy in red stuffed him intae a sack, mumbled about toys n ran off. Nev'r seen Fix again!'
Shabanna raises a brow and hrms ' Well, I... will.. er... be most careful not to, feed the humbug... mistletoe...'.
Rilm looks off into space and he says, 'So that's where Fix went..'.
Shabanna blinks and looks at Rilm.
You say to Rilm 'Rumors be Fix werks in a shop in Icewind dale, craftin' wooden toys fer da fat guy in red.
Shabanna chews the inside of her lip for a moment ' I am...wondering if I have been sober toooo long...'.
Rilm says to you 'I may just have to see if I can't find him.'
Rilm says 'Time for a drnink..'
You say to Rilm 'Drink away da pain o losin' poor Fix.'
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Anya » Sun May 30, 2010 9:35 pm

Elyce eats an infernal chocolate mousse with truffle core.
Elyce's hands get all chocolatey.
You say to Elyce 'Let me wash your hands before you ruin your dress.'
Elyce wipes her hands on her white dress 'Huh?'.
Anya facepalms.
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Aveline » Mon May 31, 2010 1:08 am

Muahahaha!

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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Athglor » Mon May 31, 2010 9:15 am

The cake is a lie!
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Post by Dapher » Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:00 am

Janon says 'I bet Gwain had to relieve himself.'
Janon Hmmmms...
You say to Janon 'We may be here a while then'
Algon chuckles.
Janon says 'No no, that can't be it. He never leaves to do that.'
Telnier facepalms.
Algon blinks a moment and looks at Janon.
Janon says 'You just kind of know when he's done.'
A tall slender male halfelf gets a black leather skullcap from a large yellow bag.
A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf blinks.
A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf asks Janon '...ew?'
Algon laughs softly.
You say to A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf 'Just like Elyce used to do'
A tall slender male halfelf puts a black leather skullcap in a large yellow bag.
Janon says to A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf 'Indeed'
A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf says to you 'Pfft'
You say to A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf 'Though she would usually cry after she did it'
A tall slender male halfelf smirks.
You say to A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf 'Gwain is a man about it'
A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf asks you 'Did Jiji make you change your son's nappies?'
A Soldier walks in from the south.
You say to A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf 'Change what? We are all natural in our family.'
A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf stares at the sky.
A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf says 'Figures'
You say to A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf 'He never wore nappies, or anything down there for that matter'
A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf shrugs.
Janon asks 'All acorns and branch, eh?'
You say to A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf 'It got cold we li.....'
Telnier looks at Janon and simply blinks 'Yes...something like that'.
A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf looks at you with blank face.
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Lysha » Tue Jun 15, 2010 2:37 am

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You give a blue leather bag to Aria, a black and chestnut painted horse.
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Nothing but clothes and jewelry
A Sunite's gotta be prepared!
Your punch viciously hammers a shark's abdomen.
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Lysha » Sat Jun 19, 2010 4:28 am

Braeck asks you 'Whit dae ye think Ah wer made fur?'
Braeck wiggles his eyebrows towards you.
You say to Braeck 'I'll show you.'
You give him a little peck on the cheek.
You give him a little peck on the cheek.
You give him a little peck on the cheek.
You give him a little peck on the cheek.
You give him a little peck on the cheek.
You give him a little peck on the cheek.
You give him a little peck on the cheek.
You give him a little peck on the cheek.
Arairies snickers.
You feel slightly ill.
You say, OOC, 'XD'
Your punch viciously hammers a shark's abdomen.
A shark is stunned, but will probably recover.

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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Lysha » Sat Jun 19, 2010 11:05 pm

Gorwin asks you 'Are you happy my love?'
You smile at him.
You say to Gorwin 'With you, of course.'
You feel like you need to vomit.
Your punch viciously hammers a shark's abdomen.
A shark is stunned, but will probably recover.

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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Belose » Sun Jun 27, 2010 4:56 am

Talk about not seeing your significant other in years...heheheh

Brodnur grabs you in a tight embrace, hugging him fiercly for a moment.
Braeck grabs her beard and smooches her soundly.
You feel at one with the stone.
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Anya » Sat Jul 10, 2010 7:11 am

Arariss says 'So two orcs walk into a bar...'
Arariss yells 'CLANG!'
You snicker.
Arariss flutters her eyelashes.
Arael giggles at Arariss's actions.
Arariss says to you 'Your turn'
You blink.
You say 'Uh...'
You say 'Ham.'
You shrug.
Arariss laughs far too loudly 'Best joke ever!'.
You snicker.
Arariss snickers with you.
You exclaim to Arariss 'Lies!'
Arariss exclaims to Arael 'Your turn!'
Arael asks 'Oh no! How can I come up with a joke now?'
You say to Arariss 'I dunno, it's hard to come back after Ham'
Arariss grins, 'It was the highlight of the evening...'.
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