Funny moments!

[Dranso]

You say to Rynn 'Go invisible'
Rynn asks 'Me?'
You nod at him.
Rynn says "**************"
Someone disappears into the shadows of his cloak.
Someone says 'I cannot see'
You laugh.

[Nedylene]

Here You all go... One on me.

When teaching a spell or skill, be sure to remember the BASIC steps necessary

You must be holding a suitable container to brew a potion.
You say OOC, 'Oh yeah... dufus... HOLD the flask.'
You hold a glass flask in your left hand.
Rynn snickers.
Rynn writes into the parchment 'Dufus must hold flask'

[Lerytha]

You say, OOC, 'It is probably twisted and awful that I'm listening to Abba as I RP.'
Naikashria says, OOC, 'I am listening to New found glory'
Myraliith says, OOC, 'Uh...I'm listening to Carpathian Forest...you two lose.'
Aramil says, OOC, 'You are neither the Dancing Queen, nor will you have a man after midnight or know me or you.'
Naikashria says, OOC, 'That... was stellar'
You say, OOC, 'But I will however, lay all my love on you.'
A tiny male infant snuggles in to you contentedly.
A tiny female infant spits up on you.
Myraliith says, OOC, 'I'm dying irl, thanks. XD'
Aramil says, OOC, 'Seems as if it is rather spit then love.'
You say, OOC, 'I have a dream, that the winner takes it all the day before you came. But thank you for the music.'

(a minute or six break, then...)

Aramil tells you, OOC 'I am a Chiquetita following the piper, slipping through your fingers while you take a chance on me.
You reply to Aramil, OOC 'Mamma mia, here we go again!
Aramil replies to you, OOC 'It's maaaagic!
You reply to Aramil, OOC 'Can -you- hear the drums, Fernando?

[Melusine]

You say to Hoildric 'You need to rest. Starting immediately...'
Hoildric has lost his link.

He sure knows how to follow Dr.'s orders
This was just perfect timing...

[Raona]

Elenthis answers Mask: Are you a slow typer, or are you new to the game? If you're having trouble responding, you can use 'ask' again, except it will link your conversation directly with me. So if you wanted to say cheese to me, you would type "ask cheese"
Mask asks Elenthis: cheese
Elenthis answers Mask: Fantastic. Is there anything else I can help you with?

Priceless. NB: Elenthis and Mask were just playin'. Well, actually, working on an issue with the ASK system, I think.

[Tandria]

Auditorium
E-Hall of Salvati U-Conservatory
The acoustics in this room are magically enhanced, so that every word
spoken from the elaborate stage located in the center of the room can
be heard in the farthest corners of the large hall. Plush chairs are
located in tiers around the stage for easy viewing and the comfort of
the audience. Above each exit of this room, the symbol of Mystra is
glows blue, providing both light and a tangible reminder of the
goddess.
An elder bard of Mystra stands here.
A priest of Cyric is here ready to train you.
An elder bard of Mystra nods at you.
An elder bard of Mystra asks you 'You came to buy some books?'
A priest of Cyric says to you 'Ask of me what I can train you in.'
A priest of Cyric says to you 'And perhaps I wont inflict pain as I train you.'
The priest throws back his head and cackles with insane glee.
You say '...'

[Belose]

You say, OOC, 'It is probably twisted and awful that I'm listening to Abba as I RP.'

Perfect. I had the most incredible urge to go and slip in ABBA Gold into my laptop to listen to while finishing off the rest of the messages on the board. Gods help you all if I'm still listening to it when I log back on as Frankkin.

[Mele]

You reply to Gwain 'I vomitted on Arlen's head. You missed it.'
Gwain replies to you 'Is the vomit alright?'

[Mele]

Lerytha smiles, 'Here, have this, if it ever gets too much.'.
Lerytha gets an ebony and steel straight razor from a black silk bag.
Lerytha gives you an ebony and steel straight razor.
Lerytha blinks, 'No!'.
Arlen gets a blank look on her face.
Lerytha gets a single longstemed rose from a black silk bag.
You stare at Lerytha.
Sadrin blinks.
Lerytha mutters, 'I meant to give you the ROSE!'.

[Peverell]

Lerytha was on form tonight XD

Lerytha nods her head in agreement with you.
Lerytha says 'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK9VBxDl ... re=related'
Lerytha says, OOC, 'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK9VBxDl ... re=related'
Lerytha says, OOC, 'Not say.'
Paige says, OOC, 'Fail.'
Peverell stares at Lerytha as a strange babble comes out of her mouth.
Lerytha launches into some random gobbledygook that Faerun will not understand for a thousand years, but when they do understand it, Lerytha Holt will be like a Da Vinci demigod, having correctly forseen YouTube.

[Enig]

Let this be a warning that potion brewing lessons can be pretty dangerous!

A fire goes out.

Zasheir holds perfectly still.

Zasheir says to himself 'Uh oh.'

Miriel sits down, crosses her legs and begins to meditate.

Zasheir slooooooowly glances over at Miriel.

Zasheir clears his throat. 'Umm, Miss Tingilinde?'

Zasheir admits, 'I broke the fire.'

<Some things happened!>

Miriel nods, 'Make no sudden, panicky movements.'

Miriel nods, 'The potion will sense the weakness.'

Addendum- The way to break the cycle of potion related hate is to make love, not war?


Miriel nods, 'So, I want you to wiggle your hips, flip your wrists, skip a bit, and then approach the potion like its a lover that you're wanting to bed.'.

Zasheir just kind of stares at Miriel as his cheeks turn violet.

Miriel smiles at Zasheir 'At the moment you're thinking it is your enemy, and it -knows- that.'.

Miriel says to Zasheir 'Think of it as a lover, and that potion will hurry to obey your whim.'

<Some less funny conversation is had!>

Miriel peers at Zasheir 'If you gave me that sort of poetry and I was your lover, I'd make sure you found acidic-spitting spiders in your bed instead of me.'.

Zasheir stares at Miriel.

Miriel taps the flask with the stick, 'I am not believing that you love this flask!'.

Zasheir asks Miriel 'Maybe if it had a bow?'

Miriel taps the flask again, 'Where is your loosened muscles? You are meant to be dancing the tango with this flask!'.

Miriel taps the flask once more, 'You are meant to be dancing salsa, elegant, composed and passionate! Where is your salsa passion, Zasheir of Tymora?'

For the finale, here's a single lonely quote!

Miriel exclaims 'The potion is your lover, and if you don't persuade her to love you back, then a terrible necromancer is going to kill you. Me. So move! Don't worry about it and hesitate, just do!'

[Cyprianus]

You throw a toothpick north.
Your pierce tears wounds into a goblin student's chest.

meant to pick his teeth.

[Raona]

How to get Raona to reliably look in a given direction:

Elenthis points at the sky and says "Zomg! Raona, look. Injustice!"

[Peverell]

An innkeeper asks Tux, A mackeral striped tabby cat 'What ye be thinking you can sleep down here like a drunk?'
An innkeeper exclaims to Tux, A mackeral striped tabby cat 'Either pay 3 copper for a room or be off with ye!'
Ellette blinks at an innkeeper 'Hey, leave him alone, he's a cat. That's what they do'.

[Lerytha]

A very long one, but its the funniest RP I've seen in years. May the parambulator of the Quetia family rest in peace.

THE EVENT

Enig asks A flexible, toned male human 'You're a servant'f the Maid'f Misfortune, aren't you?'
Faria looks at A flexible, toned male human.
A flexible, toned male human says to Enig 'Old news.'
Enig nods at A flexible, toned male human.
Enig says to A flexible, toned male human 'Yeah, but't's not what you think.'
A flexible, toned male human asks Enig 'Oh? How so?'
Enig says to A flexible, toned male human 'If you pray for her to turn her gaze away from my son Garin, I might be able to tell you something.'
A flexible, toned male human gets a fire opal from a black silk bag.
A flexible, toned male human gets 4 gold coins from a black silk bag.
Estrild nods at Faria.
Enig has been rewarded by Saerek!
A flexible, toned male human asks Enig 'You have something for lighting a fire on you?'
Faria smiles at Estrild.
Enig says 'Hm..'
Enig gets a rosewood handled broom from a travellers pack.
Enig says 'I guess I can use this broom.'
A flexible, toned male human says to Enig 'Throw it on the ground, and raise your hands into the air.'
The Wave Runner leaves the docks.
Enig lays the broom out in front of himself and raises his hands as directed.
A flexible, toned male human carefully places the gems and coins into a towel, and wraps it up tight. Only to the truly attentive is it seen that he slips the treasures back into his pocket as he pulls out a bottle of whisky, dousing the towel thoroughly. an amulet of communication glows briefly as Faria activates it.
You get a bottle of red port from a travellers pack.
Estrild raises a brow very slightly, watching A flexible, toned male human and Enig and the broomstick on the ground.
Zorinar flies in from the west.
Zorinar sits and relaxes.
Lerytha smiles, 'Oh, here we are. Something for everyone.'.
Faria watches carefully.
You give a bottle of red port to A flexible, toned male human.
You get a bottle of red port from a travellers pack.
Zorinar says 'hello'
You give a bottle of red port to Zorinar.
Zorinar drinks water from a mermaid fountain.
You get a bottle of red port from a travellers pack.
You give a bottle of red port to Saerek.
A flexible, toned male human lights the broom aflame, waving his arms about in the air! 'Oh Holy Lady of Misfortune, may you cast your gaze elsewhere this day, and spare the child Garin from your blessings!' He sets the broom on fire, then throws the port on that too!
You get a bottle of red port from a travellers pack.
A flexible, toned male human ignites a polished wooden pram lined with rabbit fur.
A plush owlbear spills out onto the ground.
A plush cyclops spills out onto the ground.
A sailboat with a pullstring spills out onto the ground.
A teddy bear with a blue ribbon around its neck spills out onto the ground.
A plush tarrasque spills out onto the ground.
A plush bardic werebear spills out onto the ground.
A plush bar-lgura spills out onto the ground.
An ivory statuette of Mielikki spills out onto the ground.
A small wooden kazoo spills out onto the ground.
A soft wool baby blanket spills out onto the ground.
A Sir Sweeney wind-up paladin doll spills out onto the ground.
A stuffed snowman toy spills out onto the ground.
A Squire Tobby wind-up paladin doll spills out onto the ground.
A nappy spills out onto the ground.
A Sir Roger wind-up paladin doll spills out onto the ground.
A Squire Squeaky wind-up paladin doll spills out onto the ground.
A plush red dragon spills out onto the ground.
A Sir Fenris wind-up paladin doll spills out onto the ground.
A plush troll spills out onto the ground.
A book - "The Role of a Wizard" by Miriel spills out onto the ground.
A cherry tart spills out onto the ground.
A furry rabbit's foot spills out onto the ground.
A wide brimmed hat with a feather spills out onto the ground.
You give a bottle of red port to Estrild.
A flexible, toned male human exclaims 'OH NO!'
Saerek watches the tragedy unfold.
A flexible, toned male human screams as he runs around stomping on flaming toys!
Lerytha gapes, 'That's... really bad luck.'.
Saerek asks 'Hm, it would appear that maybe you don't curry her favor?'
Enig gets a waterskin with bat and pumpkin symbols from a travellers pack.
Faria nods her head in agreement with you.
A flexible, toned male human exclaims 'I should've burnt the coins!'
Saerek shrugs nonchalantly.
Enig empties a waterskin with bat and pumpkin symbols.
Zorinar says 'does anyone have a yuan-ti eye? I will pay for it'
Enig splashes the waterskin over the red dragon!
Estrild gets a silver necked leather waterskin from a fine silk shoulder bag embroidered with golden quills.
Faria gets a green embroidered spell pouch from a cloth pack.
Faria shakes her head.
Zorinar nods.
Faria gets a travellers water skin from a cloth pack.
Lerytha blinks, and stamps out the fire from the book first, then the hat.
Faria rises from her rest.
Enig drops a rosewood handled broom.
A flexible, toned male human says to Enig 'Oh my.. Well..'
Estrild splashes water over the nearest burning toys.
Saerek reaches down and picks up a burning book.
A flexible, toned male human burns a towel.
Enig says, OOC, 'It's my fault! I forgot to drop the broom '
Faria tries to help put out fires.
You stop using a cloak with a leather scabbard strapped to it.
Saerek extinguishes the fire, looking the cover over, 'Hm.'.
Saerek gets a book - "The Role of a Wizard" by Miriel.
A flexible, toned male human tosses the wadded up towel on the fire anyway, then realizes how bad of an idea that was, too!
Zorinar gives you a bottle of red port.
Lerytha start beating on the fire with her cloak.
The sky is getting cloudy.
You are really hungry.
You are really thirsty.
Zorinar puts a red amulet in a large yellow bag.
Faria empties a travellers water skin.
Enig gets a tan leather cassock from a travellers pack.
Zorinar drinks water from a mermaid fountain.
A flexible, toned male human exclaims 'Get down! Get down!'
Lerytha blinks, 'Wait, wait, since the Maid is here.'.
You get a dark steel dagger from a cloak with a leather scabbard strapped to it.
You put a dark steel dagger in a black silk bag.
Faria raises an eyebrow at you.
A flexible, toned male human runs through the fountain on his way westerly.
A flexible, toned male human walks west.
Lerytha -then- starts waving the cloak around, once the dagger is out of it.
Saerek keeps a safe distance from the fire, watching with an almost...amused? look.
A flexible, toned male human walks in from the west.
Lerytha winces, 'Oh, dear, Enig.'.
Enig whacks at the bits of remaining fire with his leather cassock.
Estrild nabs up a few of the nearest unlit teddies, crying to you, 'What are you going to do, stab the Maid?!'.
Lerytha gapes, 'ENIG! WHERE'S GARIN!?!'.
Estrild gets a teddy bear with a blue ribbon around its neck.
Enig says to you 'We'd best pick'p the toys before they go missing.'
Estrild gets a plush bardic werebear.
A flexible, toned male human goes about scooping up the charred evidence, and or toys, with a fresh pack.
Estrild gets a Sir Sweeney wind-up paladin doll.
Estrild gets a Squire Tobby wind-up paladin doll.
A flexible, toned male human fills a travellers pack.
Lerytha starts screaming, looking through the toys for the baby.
You kneel down.
A flexible, toned male human gives a travellers pack to Estrild.
Lerytha screams, 'GARIN!'.
Enig exclaims to you 'Oh no, no, I just took him'pstairs!'
Enig says to you 'Thank goodness for that.'
Lerytha gapes at Enig 'UPSTAIRS?!'.
Faria nods her head in agreement with Enig.
Estrild puts a teddy bear with a blue ribbon around its neck in a travellers pack.
Estrild puts a plush bardic werebear in a travellers pack.
Enig nods at you.
Estrild puts a Squire Tobby wind-up paladin doll in a travellers pack.
You exclaim to Enig 'Its not too late, he doesn't have to go to the great UPSTAIRS?!'
Estrild puts a Sir Sweeney wind-up paladin doll in a travellers pack.
A flexible, toned male human continues to run about frantically, then takes in a deep breath.
You exclaim to Enig 'Lets find him, save him!'
A flexible, toned male human exclaims 'Oh me, oh my!'
Lerytha rummages about the toys.
Faria blinks.
Enig says to you 'Oh't's not the great upstairs, but't is luxurious. It's the upstairs'f the Lucky Drunk.'
Faria giggles at you.
Zorinar rises from his rest.
Zorinar flies west.
Estrild steps hastily away from the remains of the poor cart.
Faria laughs.
Lerytha blinks at Enig 'Huh?'.
Enig sighs at the fire.
Gwain has entered the game.
A flexible, toned male human sneaks a long swig off of the port, taking a moment to calm down.
Gwain raises an eyebrow.
A flexible, toned male human drinks port from a bottle of red port.
Saerek asks Enig 'You...left a baby at the lucky drunk?'
Lerytha gapes at Enig as she sits amongst the smouldering remains of the pram.
Faria holds her stomach and laughs.
You ask Enig 'So Garin isn't dead?'
Enig says to Saerek 'With his mother'f course.'
Gwain asks 'Why's the square on fire?'
Faria says to Saerek 'With Aveline, no doubt.'
A flexible, toned male human exclaims to Gwain 'It was himm!'
A flexible, toned male human points at Enig.
Saerek nods at Enig.
Estrild exclaims to Gwain 'It was HER!!!'
Enig says to you 'Goodness no. She's up'n our room with Garin.'
Estrild points at A flexible, toned male human.
Lerytha sighs, 'Someone set fire to Garin's pram.'.
You say to Gwain 'We're not sure yet whether Garin was in it.'
Gwain asks 'Seriously?'
A flexible, toned male human exclaims to Gwain 'it was a stray spark, hoNest!'
Faria says to you 'We are sure he wasn't in it.'
Enig says to you 'Well, I guess't was'n accident. Thank goodness that Garin wasn't'n there.'
You say to Gwain 'I think they're all in denial.'
Faria asks you 'Remember when you and Estrild were debating and Enig excused himself?'
Saerek drinks port from a bottle of red port.
You ask Faria 'Yes?'
Faria says to you 'He was taking the baby to Aveline to sleep.'
A flexible, toned male human burps loudly.
Estrild says to Enig faintly, hugging the stuffed pack to her, 'Thank the gods that Garin was not in it.'.
A flexible, toned male human coughs loudly.
Faria says to you 'Garin is safe.'
You ask Faria 'Are you sure?'
Gwain gets a medium water shard from a fine silk pure black spellpouch.
Enig exclaims to Estrild 'Thank goodness'ndeed!'
Gwain gets a flask of water from a fine silk pure black spellpouch.
Saerek drools.
Faria says to you 'Cross my heart.'
Enig puts a tan leather cassock in a travellers pack.
You ask Faria 'Absolutely positively one hundred per cent sure?'
Gwain douses the fire with a flask of water.
You move quickly to your feet.
Faria crosses her heart.
Saerek walks south.
Gwain mutters.
Gwain puts a medium water shard in a fine silk pure black spellpouch.
Faria asks Enig 'Right?'
A flexible, toned male human hops up on a soap box, 'Now let this be a lesson to you all! It can always be worse.'.
Enig nods at Faria.
Enig exclaims to Faria 'Right!'
A flexible, toned male human burps loudly.
Lerytha sighs with relief, and then turns to Enig 'MY HAT! IS MY HAT SAFE?!'.
Enig says to you 'Eep! I don't know...'
Faria says to you 'Absolutely positively one hundred per cent sure.'
Enig kneels down on the ground and looks about for the feathered hat!
You ask Faria 'That my hat is safe, or the baby?'
Gwain says to A flexible, toned male human 'If it gets worse in the city by your hand, you'll be doing it in a cell.'
Estrild gets a wide brimmed hat with a feather from a travellers pack.
Faria says to you 'Baby'
You ask Faria 'Right. What about the hat?'
Faria says to you 'No clue.'
Faria says 'I don't have it'
You say to Faria 'Oh, dear. That was my best friend.'
Zorinar flies in from the west.
Faria fills a travellers water skin from a mermaid fountain.
Estrild pulls a hat out (the feather slightly charred) and waves it around, 'This?'.
Zorinar looks at Gwain.
Faria puts a travellers water skin in a cloth pack.
Zorinar nods at Gwain.
A flexible, toned male human shrugs faintly, plopping down on the box and continuing to drink.
Lerytha breathes a sigh of relief, 'Oh, thank the good gods, the baby's hat is safe.'.
A flexible, toned male human drinks port from a bottle of red port.
A flexible, toned male human sits and relaxes.
Enig says to Estrild 'Well, now't has more experience.'
Estrild gives you a wide brimmed hat with a feather.
You put a bottle of red port in a travellers pack.
Enig nods at you.
Estrild gives a travellers pack to Enig.
Lerytha hugs the hat to herself, 'Oh, I love you.'.
Lerytha hands the hat to Enig 'Take better care of it.'.
You give a wide brimmed hat with a feather to Enig.
Enig says 'Well, here're all'f the toys. Thanks for your tireless efforts to save them.'
Zorinar says to Gwain 'I didnt get your hat yet.'
Enig puts a wide brimmed hat with a feather in a travellers pack.
You ask Enig 'And the book? Was the book saved from the fire?'
Gwain says to Zorinar 'Don't worry about it.'
Enig says to you 'I don't see't'n here...'
A flexible, toned male human says to Enig 'I am terribly shorry for that. i'll make sure and find a present for the child, and well, I've got a few men Who used to smuggle, well, maybe we Can get you a nEw pram as well.'
Zorinar says to Gwain 'I know you stay up at night waiting for it.'
Faria puts a green embroidered spell pouch in a cloth pack.
Enig pushes some things about in his pack.
Lerytha looks stricken, and glares at A flexible, toned male human 'If you've burned a book, you've got a lot to answer for.'.
A flexible, toned male human says to you 'I think the-e-ee books surviVed. A littlE singed, but, iT wOrks.'
Faria rubs her stomach. 'All this laughing...I have to go...'.
Gwain says to Zorinar 'I am not the happy go lucky fun fellow I used to be.'
Faria blows kisses and hurries off. 'beauty bless...'.
Enig glances towards A flexible, toned male human, 'That's very kind'f you, but to be honest, I'm just terribly happy that Garin's safe. '.
Faria waddles east.

[Keltorn]

speed rum
That is not a valid speed.

Oh. Maybe liquor is quicker?

[Peverell]

Sorry this is a rather long one...

To set the scene... We are in Menzo. Yzdis, Nhilolin and Aunala are priestesses. They are looking for a suitable sacrifice for Lloth. Also present are Sszaghar Armgo, a male spellcaster, and Szorvyll Tlabbar, a male fighter. Normal Drowish conversation is suddenly interrupted by this visitor...

A fat jolly elf is led in in chains.
Sszaghar cackles gleefully at a fat jolly elf.
Yzdis growls and states to Sszaghar and you 'Grab it.'.
Szorvyll leaps to his feet.
Sszaghar rises up.
Szorvyll advances menacingly towards a fat jolly elf.
Sszaghar begins to chant.
Sszaghar utters the words, 'gpuzre'.
A force shield of shimmering blue surrounds Sszaghar.
Nhilolin barks at you, 'Quick, Toy!'.
Szorvyll reaches out to seize a fat jolly elf.
A fat jolly elf says 'Ho ho ho.'.
Aunala lips curl into a sneer, wispering to Yzdis. 'Now we have two sacrifices.'.
Yzdis raises her arms in prayer 'Thankyou oh mistress of spiders for this sacrifice.' she smiles.
Szorvyll swipes a fat jolly elf with the flat of his blade 'Silence!'.
A fat jolly elf winces and quiets.
Szorvyll glares at a fat jolly elf 'Do not mock us'.
Nhilolin echos Yzdis in prayer, and falls into silence momentarily.
Yzdis stares at a fat jolly elf with a frown 'Though i have to say i have never heard of such a fat elf.' she shrugs 'No matter, it is an elf and its soul shall be sent as sacrifice to our holy mother.'.
A fat jolly elf exclaims 'Yov're all going on my naugjuy list!'
Aunala looks around and exclaims, "eh?"
Yzdis asks 'Did anyone understand the creature ?'.
Nhilolin laughs out loud, 'I certainly didn't.'.
Yzdis pokes a fat jolly elf and speaks slowly 'Speak a proper tongue or not at all.'.
A fat jolly elf mutters.
Yzdis clicks her fingers to you 'Warrior bring it to the academy temple.'.
Szorvyll takes a fat jolly elf by the arm and drags him through the streets.
A fat jolly elf rattles his chains and hums jingle bells dismally.

(Szorvyll drags the fat jolly elf through the streets, to the academy)

A fat jolly elf walks in from the south.
A fat jolly elf looks around for cookies.
Szorvyll glances suspiciously at a fat jolly elf 'Do not try to escape'.
A fat jolly elf jingles his chains.
Szorvyll raises his sword 'I'm watching you' he says, sternly.
A fat jolly elf holds a round cookie with sprinkles in her left hand.
A fat jolly elf eats a round cookie with sprinkles.
Yzdis floats in from the south.
Aunala walks in from the south.
Szorvyll frowns at a fat jolly elf.
Yzdis looks at a fat jolly elf.
A fat jolly elf looks around for a glass of milk.
Szorvyll narrows his eyes at a fat jolly elf and glances over to the priestesses 'This one does not seem to understand its fate'.
Yzdis frowns and asks 'Is there no one who understands any of the surface tongues ?'.
Aunala says 'I know little.'
Yzdis nods to Aunala 'Explain to this creature the honour we are about to do to it.'.
A fat jolly elf gets a twinkle in his eye.
Aunala nods at Yzdis, then turns to a fat jolly elf. 'You viml be sybrificed by the ipdau Rrjgstess Yyejr, to rfd Webwer of Chams and our geat Mother. Lloth.'.
Yzdis frowns and touchs her amulet 'It seems if we wish to include the Baenre we must use the temple of the city.'.
A fat jolly elf speaks in common.
A fat jolly elf says to Aunala 'I'm hiving you coal this year'
Yzdis watchs a fat jolly elf for any sign of understanding or fear.
Aunala says, OOC, 'LOL!!'
Aunala peers at a fat jolly elf, 'What is coul?'.
Aunala shakes her head, 'You will see your hebrt in mgnstes.'.
Yzdis says, OOC, 'I am having so much trouble not falling on the floor in hysterical laughter... '
Aunala says, OOC, 'Me too! :p'
Yzdis frowns and states to you 'To inculde the Baenre in this we will have to use the temple in the city.' she clicks her fingers 'Bring it.'.

(The fat jolly elf is dragged around a bit more, eventually arriving at an altar to Lloth)

Nhilolin dips a curtsy to Aunala and Yzdis, a small smile touching her lips, 'Thank you' she says to Yzdis.
Szorvyll drags a fat jolly elf in and dumps him on the floor.
Szorvyll bows to the priestesses.
Nhilolin clasps her hands excitedly at the sight of a fat jolly elf being dragged in by you.
Yzdis states to Aunala 'I have called the Armgo, he should see this also.'.
Yzdis carefully coils her whip around her waist.
Yzdis asks Aunala 'Did you understand what the creature said ?'.
A fat jolly elf speaks in common.
A fat jolly elf says 'Ho ho ho'
Aunala says to Yzdis 'He is going to give me 'coal''
Yzdis frowns and looks at a fat jolly elf 'It was going to give a gift ?'.
Aunala says to Yzdis 'That is what it said.'
A fat jolly elf gets a moon-shaped cookie with sprinkles from a green gift box.
A fat jolly elf eats a moon-shaped cookie with sprinkles.
Yzdis stares at a fat jolly elf 'No gift is going to save you from your fate, your soul will goto Lloth this night.'.
Nhilolin offers up a quiet prayer to her goddess, her hands shaking in anticipation and her voice undulating.
A fat jolly elf says to Yzdis 'You'se going on my naughty lhst'
Nhilolin lowers her eyes to a fat jolly elf 'You're babbling again' she states.
A fat jolly elf giggles and shakes his belly like a bowl full of jelly despite the chains.
Yzdis glances at Aunala quizzically.
A fat jolly elf speaks in common.
A fat jolly elf says 'Last time I ever bring Winterfdst to the Upberdark.'
Aunala says to Yzdis 'Going on my nawghty list.'
Szorvyll barks at a fat jolly elf 'Silence! Show proper respect to the Priestesses!'.
A fat jolly elf cringes.
Yzdis frowns at a fat jolly elf 'This creature makes no sense, is it sane ?'.
Aunala says to Yzdis 'Last time he is going to bring -something- to the Underdark.'
Yzdis shrugs 'No matter, it is an elf a suitable sacrifice to Lloth.' she takes hold of an eight bladed knife and licks her lips.
Yzdis wields a throwing spider in her left hand.
A fat jolly elf glances at the dagger.
Nhilolin purses her lips and watches a fat jolly elf with a look joy.
A fat jolly elf says 'Nothing ever ends.'
Aunala motions to Yzdis, saying to a fat jolly elf. 'Wptp ecath.'.
A fat jolly elf ho ho ho's sadly.
Yzdis turns to face the image above the altar 'Oh mistress of spiders queen of the Drow hear my prayer.'.
Nhilolin joins where she is, in silent prayer.
Aunala also faces the image, wispering her prayers.
Yzdis looks down at a fat jolly elf chained to the altar 'You have sent us this sacrifice that we might honour your name in blood as is proper.'.
A fat jolly elf looks around for his sled.
Yzdis glances at Aunala, Nhilolin and you 'So let us all pray to the mother of our people that she will accept this sacrifce of a rather fat elf.'.
Szorvyll bows his head 'Praise Lloth'.
Yzdis turns to a fat jolly elf with a slight frown readying her holy dagger.
Nhilolin sways slowly, and as if in a trance, begins to croon her prayer, 'Great Mother Lloth... Queen of the Drow' she murmers.
Yzdis brings the dagger directly over a fat jolly elf chest and slowly lowers it till the tips touch.
A fat jolly elf winces.
You hear the crunch of cookie crumbs
Aunala eyes widen in anticipation.
Yzdis looks directly into a fat jolly elf eyes and licks her lips 'Accept his blood.' she pushs the blades slightly to draw blood from all eight blades.
Nhilolin moans quietly, in rapture.
A fat jolly elf Ho ho ho's in agony.
Yzdis watchs the blood flow with evident pleasure.
Yzdis pushs the blade deeper 'Accept his agony.' she stares up at the image above the altar and closes her eyes.
A fat jolly elf writhes in pain.
Nhilolin breathes heavily, her eyes aflame and fixed upon the symbol of Lloth.
Yzdis places her other hand on the blade before pushing hard and screaming 'Accept his soul !.'.
Yzdis shivers in ectasy as the blade goes home.
Aunala's hand twiches, 'Death to heretics' she says loudly.
A fat jolly elf screams as the dagger is pressed in.
Nhilolin drops to her knees, her legs no longer able to support her weight and she wails wordlessly.
Szorvyll echoes 'Death to heretics!' as he watches the blades bite into a fat jolly elf's flesh.
Yzdis pulls the blade out letting the blood flow over the altar.
Nhilolin lets her eys drop to a fat jolly elf as she stirs from her reverie 'Let the blood run' she utters 'Prise Lloth'.
For some reason the blood smells like cherry syrup
Szorvyll wrinkles his nose.
Gingerbread crumbs fall out of the gaping wound as well.
A fat jolly elf coughs and winces but still goes 'Ho ho io...oywiftx...oytefsz...dmzl'.
Yzdis frowns at a fat jolly elf as she watchs the blood leak out.
Szorvyll frowns in confusion as a fat jolly elf babbles nonsense.
Nhilolin glances at the wound with a perplexed expression.
Nhilolin slowly picks herself up off her knees.
Yzdis growls as she watchs a fat jolly elf 'It appears fat elves die hard.' she eyes the dagger 'Pherhaps it need longer blades.'.
A fat jolly elf chuckles ay Yzdis's comment.
Nhilolin breathes heavily, blinking as a fat jolly elf begins to chuckle.
A fat jolly elf begins to guffaw.
A fat jolly elf says 'You bettdr watch out, you aetter not shnut...'
Yzdis shrugs 'No matter his life leaks away a little at a time.' she raises the dagger again 'But let us aid it.'.
Yzdis frowns and glances at Aunala 'What did it say ?'.
A fat jolly elf speaks in common.
A fat jolly elf says 'Erevan Ilesere is coming toooo toooqwn'
Szorvyll grinds his teeth at a fat jolly elf's blatant disrespect.
A fat jolly elf hums a little ditty for Yzdis.
A fat jolly elf begins to swell.
Yzdis eyes a fat jolly elf throat and her blade and hmms.
Aunala exclaims to Yzdis 'Kill the heretic! It makes comments at our Goddess!'
Space seems to grow less apparent as the elf grows and begins to take up the platform
Nhilolin gasps.
Szorvyll takes a step backwards in surprise.
Yzdis nods to Aunala and moves to use the blade on a fat jolly elf throat stopping suddenly at the change in a fat jolly elf.
Nhilolin stares at a fat jolly elf and glances at Yzdis worriedly.
Aunala frowns deeply at a fat jolly elf, invoking her powers and hovers to the right of Yzdis.
A fat jolly elf giggles as his clothing rips at the seams.
Yzdis growls to Nhilolin 'Stand firm we are in Lloths temple in Lloths city what harm can a puny elf do to us here ?'.
With that comment, the elf explodes
You hear a loud explosion!
Szorvyll flings a hand up to protect his face.
Cookies and sweets fly in every direction and then settle on the ground!
Aunala winces slightly, squinting her eyes. 'Wha..?' she looks around.
Yzdis steps quickly behind you.
Nhilolin turns away holding a hand up to her head.
Szorvyll lowers his hand and watches the food falling to the ground.
Szorvyll turns around 'Priestesses! Are you hurt?'.
Yzdis blinks and looks down at the remains dusting of some sugar from her gown 'No, not hurt.'.
You hear the pitter patter of various treats hitting the nearby rooftops. You notice a gaping hole in the ceiling of the temple

( 5) A winterfest sugar cookie lies here. (perfect)
( 6) A piece of winterfest sugar candy lies here. (perfect)

Nhilolin mutters a curse and draws a sugar cane out of her hair.

I think I'll stop there...

[Sszaghar]

Sszaghar and Moloch were travelling around in the Underdark when they came upon an odd courting between a kobold and a goblin:

A kobold kneels before a goblin warrior.
A goblin warrior raises an eyebrow at a kobold.
A kobold says to Gozb 'Marry me.'
Gozb says 'Too many differences between people...so no'
A kobold sniffs sadly.
A kobold rises up.
A kobold skulks away.

[Estrild]

Wilhelm glances at you, looking ill at ease. 'You sure you wish to be alone here, for the dead rest uneasily within this accursed graveyard.'.
Ethaniel drops his shoulders and hangs his head a little a lowly.
Sadrin says 'the dead do not usually stir until after sunset'
A grey hamster walks in from the south.
Sadrin blinks.
A grey hamster begins digging...
Sadrin looks at a grey hamster.
A grey hamster's dig uncovered the corpse of a human!
You raise an eyebrow at him.
A grey hamster drags the corpse of a human south.
A grey hamster walks south.
Sadrin says 'bloody hells'
Wilhelm exclaims 'By the gods, a graverobbing rodent?!'
You say 'That. . .'
Sadrin asks 'should we pursue?'
Ethaniel gets a blank look on his face.
Wilhelm asks 'That would be wise.. Ethaniel, return to the tavern and get some rest?'
Ethaniel seems to not be able to contol his laughing.
Estrild exclaims 'What in the name of. . .!'.
Wilhelm says 'I think I will see if I can not find out more of this ... odd.. rodent.'
Ethaniel seems to be able to control his laughing suddenly and nods to Wilhelm.
The priestess of Kelemvor walks in from the south.
You exclaim to the priestess of Kelemvor 'Listen!'
You say to the priestess of Kelemvor 'I am going to sound like a crazy person but.'
You say to the priestess of Kelemvor 'A hamster just dug up a body and dragged it away.'
You ask the priestess of Kelemvor 'I KNOW RIGHT?'
Ethaniel laughs.

[Peverell]

Nhilolin points at the jade green thing, 'We've been here before at least'.
You nod your head in agreement with her.
Nhilolin clears her throat, 'I mean... I'm not lost!'.
Szorvyll raises an eyebrow 'I never thought you were, my lay'.
You clear your throat loudly.
Szorvyll corrects himself 'My lady'
Nhilolin nods, 'Good. But please don't call me lay again'.


Freudian slip...?