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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Kinal » Thu Jan 07, 2016 8:19 am

Myn begins to chant.
You guess Myn is casting summon monster 1.
Myn utters the words, 'summon monster 1'.
A summoned creature suddenly appears near Myn.
Myn asks you 'Hungry?'

Myn begins to chant.
Myn utters the words, 'vampiric touch'.
An average sized dog's severed left leg falls to the ground!
An average sized dog's heart is torn from his chest.
An average sized dog screams as Myn's touch drains the last of his energies!
An average sized dog is DEAD!
You hear an average sized dog's death cry.

So evil...
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Alitar » Thu Jan 07, 2016 12:45 pm

Kinal wrote:Myn begins to chant.
You guess Myn is casting summon monster 1.
Myn utters the words, 'summon monster 1'.
A summoned creature suddenly appears near Myn.
Myn asks you 'Hungry?'

Myn begins to chant.
Myn utters the words, 'vampiric touch'.
An average sized dog's severed left leg falls to the ground!
An average sized dog's heart is torn from his chest.
An average sized dog screams as Myn's touch drains the last of his energies!
An average sized dog is DEAD!
You hear an average sized dog's death cry.

So evil...
Man... That' like.... Disney evil.
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Andreas » Fri Jan 08, 2016 3:52 am

Best typo.

Daerin smiles to you. 'Simple deduction, Sir Knight- Oftentimes, when a shit in faith happens in such magnitude, it can be felt by all.' He smirks. 'The will of the Gods, to announce their version of the 'good news.''.
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Kinal » Fri Jan 08, 2016 6:29 am

Andreas wrote:Daerin smiles to you. 'Simple deduction, Sir Knight- Oftentimes, when a shit in faith happens in such magnitude, it can be felt by all.' He smirks. 'The will of the Gods, to announce their version of the 'good news.''.

This is the best thing I've ever seen.

And I've been to Disneyland.
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Andreas » Sun Jan 10, 2016 11:21 pm

Aziza says 'This crumpet surely is delightful.'

Mers asks Aziza 'Where did you get it from?'

Zethanon says to Mers 'Bah, already know why. He ain't th'first. Nor th'last.'

Aziza points at the ground, where the other crumpets live.

Mers looks at the home of the crumpets.

Naerdenin gets a scrumptious scone.

Aziza says to Mers 'You were not hearing much of this wizardry tea party, were you? Lich's tea party.'

Naerdenin eats a scrumptious scone.

Mers notes, 'Ah, scones as well. How curious'.

Naerdenin nods at Mers.
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Kinal » Thu Jan 28, 2016 9:00 am

An IRL texting conversation between me and my significant other:

Bridget: Hows work?
Me: Boring. On FK with some friends.
Bridget: That sounds super exciting.
Me: It is! An IMM took control of Feebov for this cool role-play.
Bridget: I totally followed all of that and it sounded great. How many hours do you spend a day on there?
Me: Uhhh. I have 350ish logged on just this character since December.
Bridget: That doesn't seem excessive at all. Have you ever gone more than one day without playing?
Me: Yes! I have a life, too.
Me: Ugh I'm so jealous Feebov just gave Constantia this really cool thing.
Bridget: Just make one yourself, can't you just make whatever you want? I see you just typing things, I'm sure you can do that.

She'll never understand :P
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Yemin » Thu Jan 28, 2016 1:19 pm

She'll never understand the way I do bro.
I trained up double-edged bananas because the uber-plantain of doom I scored from the beehive quest was the best weapon in the game. Now it's being treated like a bug and they have gimped its damage! That's not fair! My character is ruined!
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Andreas » Fri Jan 29, 2016 3:23 am

Baby mishap!



You hold a small, brown-eyed female infant in your right hand.

Someone tells you, OOC 'Damnit'

Someone tells you, OOC 'I accidentally gave you Nearraba's baby bc 'near', my bad.'

Someone tells you, OOC 'Remove it, please, it's halting an rp at an awful moment.'



So Andreas was the first person to hold Nearraba's baby!
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Kinal » Thu Feb 04, 2016 7:11 am

Interestingly enough, I started playing FK when I was 12 years old, back in 2003. I was horrible at understanding RP, and even worse at spelling. For fun tonight, I logged a character I havent played since I was about that age, and I had to share his description with you all:

This male Halfelf has blue eys and very long arms.
His chest is of a normal size and not that skiiny.
moving to his abdomen you see that it is sort of muscular.
His legs are long witch obviously promotes fast reading.
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Larethiel » Thu Feb 04, 2016 7:26 am

His legs are long witch obviously promotes fast reading.
Wait...what? :)
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dort, wo zwischen Grabkreuzen Mohnblumen blühn,
da flüstern die Gräser und wiegen sich leicht
im Wind, der sanft über das Gräberfeld streicht.
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Kinal » Thu Feb 04, 2016 7:31 am

Larethiel wrote:
His legs are long witch obviously promotes fast reading.
Wait...what? :)
I blame the public school system, and telnet.
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Barrlum » Fri Feb 05, 2016 3:49 am

Kinal wrote:
Larethiel wrote:
His legs are long witch obviously promotes fast reading.
Wait...what? :)
I blame the public school system, and telnet.
Suffer not the witch to live. :P
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Aticus » Sat Feb 06, 2016 2:41 am

Kinal wrote:Interestingly enough, I started playing FK when I was 12 years old, back in 2003. I was horrible at understanding RP, and even worse at spelling. For fun tonight, I logged a character I havent played since I was about that age, and I had to share his description with you all:

This male Halfelf has blue eys and very long arms.
His chest is of a normal size and not that skiiny.
moving to his abdomen you see that it is sort of muscular.
His legs are long witch obviously promotes fast reading.
Literal LOL.

Former English teacher--->
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Aticus » Sat Feb 06, 2016 2:42 am

Forge, a mangy tom cat sniffs a ghostly watchdog's butt.
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Kinal » Mon Feb 08, 2016 5:11 am

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Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
Carresk has lost his link.


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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Terageld » Mon Feb 08, 2016 1:33 pm

INT: 124/16
Too cunning...
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Gwain » Fri Feb 26, 2016 9:13 pm

You feel your heart swell with pride.

A little difficult to do when you are DEAD...
...Everything begins to fade to black.

You feel yourself leaving your body... rising up into the air, you feel
more free than you have ever felt before...

However, before your deity comes to collect your soul, you feel a strange
pulling sensation as strange and colorful mists swirl around you...
Justice is not neccesarily honourable, it is a tolerable business, in essence you tolerate honour until it impedes justice, then you do what is right.

Spelling is not necessarily correct :)
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Post by Beskytter » Mon Mar 07, 2016 4:47 am

The High Castle Dungeon
U-Outside the Hig
In spite of efforts otherwise, this room is still a bit damp
and dank. The walls are plain stone and clean straw and rushes
are scattered over the floor. The only light is from a small
ball set in the ceiling. An empty bucket rests in one corner
and a small table hides a covered chamber pot.
A Harper guard stands guard here.
A citizen of Berdusk goes about her business here.
A Harper guard stands guard here.
A citizen of Berdusk goes about her business here.
What happens when you open the dungeon door...
I'm a raptor, doin' what I can, gonna eat everything till he appearance of man. Yo yo see me, I'm living below the soil. I'll be back, but I'm comin' as oil.
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Kinal » Tue Mar 08, 2016 2:38 pm

I work with mentally disabled children for a living, and at the end of the week, submit reports - sometimes hundreds - cataloging the work I did, the goals we accomplished, for tracking purposes.

However, there are about 30-100 of these reports that I generate each week that are identical (safety checks basically), so under the box where I type in the purpose of the report, it usually looking something like this:

"I checked on them during my overnight shift, they were asleep and in good health."

But because I generate 30-100 of these in a row, I usually just copy and paste that above sentence as is.

However, when you're grinding on FK at the same time between reports, sometimes you accidentally generate 50 notes that say:

"I provided the personal care service with the support activity of general supervision and appropriate intervention, necessary in order to live safely in the community, by With a bonecrunching sound your crush violently smashes a student fighter's chest. a student fighter has several traumatic wounds."


Added about 3 hours of extra work for me.
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Yemin » Fri Mar 11, 2016 1:15 am

This deserves to be saved somewhere for all time

The Constableski wrestles with a drunken bear here.
Constableski bows to you stiffly from the waist.
l constab
A tall leather collar protects this man's neck and keeps his
head erect (though his almost aristocratic poise, nose aloft
in the air, may share some blame). He otherwise has the gear
of a Waterdhavian guard: black scale armor and a tunic which
bears Waterdeep's emblem.
Constableski is in perfect health.
Constableski is using:
<worn as armour> steel scale mail
<worn on head> an antlered helm (perfect)
<left hand> a bottle of iced vodka (perfect)
<right hand> a silvery steel light mace (perfect)

that is all
I trained up double-edged bananas because the uber-plantain of doom I scored from the beehive quest was the best weapon in the game. Now it's being treated like a bug and they have gimped its damage! That's not fair! My character is ruined!
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