Funny moments!

[Nearraba]

Edited to the moment!

Baelis asks 'Oh no, the legendary king has been captured by Autumn, the titan of .. the autumn leaf! What will befall him?'
Baelis gasps faintly, 'Perhaps the legendary bardess can save the king. Do you think so, Autumn?'.
Lorelie waves to the baby and hmms, 'If a King has been captured there is but one hope...'.
Lorelie gets a Cormyrean toy solider from a pocketed long coat stitched with a motif of snowflakes and stars.
Lorelie says 'A Purple Dragon Knight, that is what is needed to save a king.'
Areia shakes her head slightly and tells Celric, 'I was asked not t--' she blinks at Lorelie, and squints at the toy soldier. 'Is that a toy Sir Harroghty..?'.
Lorelie says to Areia 'It even has a little mustache.'
A petite, brown-eyed female baby babbles something completely incomprehensible then waves her wooden figurine towards Lorelie's toy soldier.
Areia chuckles at Lorelie.

[Yemin]

< Unknown > Redonculus the young adventurer [AFK]

I'm a simple man, with simple humor.

[Andreas]

Bairn says 'For a young adventurer tis the amulet you had glow for me.'
Bairn says 'My balls acts as the same with the same enchantment.'

Well all righty then!

[Areia]

You ask Aziza 'Would you like a bear's endurance potion?'

Aziza asks 'Surely that could be useful?'

You nod.

You give a golden swirling decanter to Aziza.

Aziza says 'Perhaps I could be selling it to one of my customers as a marital aid.'

[Gwain]

Jarngron says 'Long have I prayed that only the arrows of a champion might fell me.'
You say 'And long have I prayed to own arrows of a champion'

[Mikhail]

Lorelie says 'We need to do something about all of this. We need to start a new campaign. We need to
make Waterdeep great again.'

[Amalia]

OMG, Mikhail, Lorelie... I am uncertain whether I laughed or cried when I read that

[Yemin]

Liandria utters the words, 'pzar'.
A warm feeling fills your body at Liandria's touch.

No wonder I so often have a craving for pizza. Is FK goign to take responsibility for this shameless advertising?

Ama need some reporations for ma size, 'bout $10000 should do it.

[Areia]

who
[...]
< Human > Areia Cindrael, Priestess of Cyric
[...]

[Zethanon]

who
[...]
< Human > Areia Cindrael, Priestess of Cyric
[...]

It's...the happiest day of my liiiiiife.

[Jarngron]

Mikini says to you 'You can't afford to buy a book - "Page to Paladin: Riches" by Andreas'

[Jarngron]

A small brown monkey gives a snobbish half-elven man some money.
A snobbish half-elven man says to a small brown monkey 'Sorry but we can only sell these instrument'
A snobbish half-elven man says to a small brown monkey 'cases to trained bards.'
A snobbish half-elven man gives 5 platinum coins to a small brown monkey.

[Areia]

You begin to chant.


Gwain says to you 'Eventually they go away.'


Some beeswax glows briefly.
A sewing needle glows briefly, then disappears in a puff of smoke!
You pierce a wax doll with a needle, thereby cursing a penguin.


Gwain sighs at you.

You nod.


Oengus frowns.


A penguin says 'Quack?.'


A penguin says 'Quack?'


A penguin says 'Quack?.'


Gwain says 'So much for deesculation'


Oengus says 'It is said those who work magic in dolls bear it upon themselves in time.'

You say to a penguin 'Stop stabbing people.'

You nod.

An Old Courtyard
A pool of spilled blood lies here. (superb)
( 2) A bone lies half buried in the ground here. (perfect)
A fire burns brightly. (superb)
A piece of wood lies on the ground here. (perfect)
a fragment of eternastone hull lies here. (perfect)
A medium leather slave collar lies on the ground here. (perfect)
(Magical) (Translucent) Gwain sits here.
(Magical) (Translucent) Oengus is standing here.
(Magical) a penguin sits here.
A penguin waddles here.
A penguin waddles here.
A penguin waddles here.


Oengus says 'Oh. I see.'

Gwain says 'Gunthers, disperse.'

...Everything begins to fade to black.

You feel yourself leaving your body... rising up into the air, you feel
more free than you have ever felt before...

However, before your deity comes to collect your soul, you feel a strange
pulling sensation as strange and colorful mists swirl around you...

A penguin slays you in cold blood!

You sigh.

You say 'Dammit.'

Realms of the dead
You must stay here to determine your fate. Your mortal body lies
upon Faerun, slowly rotting away. You float around here in a spirit
like state awaiting to see what the gods determination of your fate
will be.

You tell Gwain 'He showed me, I guess.'


The avatar of Kelemvor asks you 'A penguin?'


The avatar of Kelemvor asks 'Really?'

He is a square jawed human fighter with piercing green eyes in a
dark tanned face. He has a wild mane of black hair with a few
streaks of gray in it and is clad in chain mail and dark leather.
He wears a wide belt bearing a large, cabochun-cut cat's eye
jewel at its front.

The avatar of Kelemvor is in perfect health.

Gwain replies to you 'My supreme apologies.'


The avatar of Kelemvor waves a hand.


Gwain replies to you 'I will resurrect you. By your command?'

You say to the avatar of Kelemvor 'He's not just a penguine, lord.'


An Old Courtyard
( 2) A pool of spilled blood lies here. (superb)
( 2) A bone lies half buried in the ground here. (perfect)
A fire burns brightly. (superb)
A piece of wood lies on the ground here. (perfect)
a fragment of eternastone hull lies here. (perfect)
A medium leather slave collar lies on the ground here. (perfect)
The corpse of Areia is here. (superb)
(Translucent) Gwain is standing here.
(Translucent) Oengus is standing here.
You are resurrected by someone.

You say 'My lord, thou art a patient and generous master.'

[Terageld]

Huh. I remember the Judge of the Dammed looking a lot more like Voldemort than Asotil. Maybe's he's been doing more cardio and eating healthy since Neverwinter Nights 2.

[Alitar]

Huh. I remember the Judge of the Dammed looking a lot more like Voldemort than Asotil. Maybe's he's been doing more cardio and eating healthy since Neverwinter Nights 2.

Description is canon to the Avatar series.

[Ailyn]

Areia's an iron totenkopf glows red for just a second.
You land a heavy punch in an iron totenkopf's abdomen.
Areia gets a blank look on her face.
You blink.
Areia gazes thoughtfully at you and says 'Hmmm.'
Areia says to you 'That was new. You punched my skull.'
Areia Hmmmms...
You say 'Something strange has been going on ever since I put that amulet on.'
Aramil glances at Areia.
Areia asks you 'The one from the school?'
You nod at her.
Areia Hmmmms...
Aurora asks 'How does a skull have an abdomen?'
Your pulse returns to normal.
You say to Areia 'I took it off, but I find my arms are not working quite properly'
Areia asks Aurora 'The.. Nose bit, maybe?'

[Vaemar]

<100%hp 99m 100%mv>
You hear the sounds of busy mining echo through the tunnels.

<100%hp 99m 100%mv>
You fall into another plane.

<100%hp 99m 100%mv>
An unremarkable neuter spirit has lost its link.

<100%hp 99m 100%mv>
It starts to rain.

<100%hp 99m 100%mv>
An unremarkable neuter spirit has reconnected.

Mining for too long can cause such sights. O_O

Guess somebody lost connection even before selecting gender at creation.

[Jarngron]

Carry Weight: 84.7
...
A beautiful blue winged butterfly descends and lands.
Ok.
A beautiful blue winged butterfly mounts you.
...
Carry Weight: 264.7 !

[Althasizor]

Aziza punches a buzzing Bloodmote cloud playfully.

Cracked up.

[Jarngron]

You tell Thurgan 'Ah wonner if me beardwax be at the Tethyr trader or nae.'

Thurgan replies to you 'beardwax? whit ye be needing that fur'

You reply to Thurgan 'Mah beard!'

You reply to Thurgan 'A good wax keeps ye beard healthy in fire an' snow!'

You reply to Thurgan 'Mah family hiz been champion beard growers ah'll have ye know back tae the eighteenth generation!'

Thurgan replies to you 'Ah jist let et dae whit et wants tae dae'

You reply to Thurgan 'Acht aye, Ah reckon me maw be a better stylist.'

You reply to Thurgan 'She hiz such a lovely beard.'