Drinking night at the Way Inn

[Harvin]

After battling some thugs and felling down a troll, a group of four adventurers take rest in the Way Inn. Almost none encouragement was needed for the events to evolve into a drinking night. Hope you enjoy!

Common Room for the Way Inn
U-Bedrooms for thNE-Kitchen for theSW-The Way Inn
A lavish manor perfectly at home for a country noble has been retrofitted for
the purpose of both inn and tavern. The grand dining hall is now the common
room for the Way Inn's many patrons.
Several tables and chairs stand here. (perfect)
A barmaid hurries between tables here.
A rugged adventurer does shots of firewine here.
Naerdenin is standing here.
Rustam is standing here.

Emery says 'Mind your hands there sirrah.'
Thyra Nightraven quietly slams back a shot of firewine.

Naerdenin gets 21 silver coins from a money pouch.
Emery says to Naerdenin 'Here is your change, 5 copper'
Naerdenin buys a pint of lager.
Naerdenin gives you a pint of lager.
Emery says to Naerdenin 'Here is your change, 1 silver'
Naerdenin buys a pint of lager.
Naerdenin gives a pint of lager to Krenzul.
Emery says to Naerdenin 'Here is your change, 5 copper'
Naerdenin buys a pint of lager.
Naerdenin sits and relaxes.

You buy a bowl of cabbage stew.
You eat a bowl of cabbage stew.
You are stuffed.

Naerdenin holds up his pint and says, 'To adventure!'.
Naerdenin drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Vidar smiles 'To adventure!'.

You buy a pint of lager.
You drink beer from a pint of lager.
You are full.
You feel bloated.
You drink beer from a pint of lager.
You are full.
You feel bloated.
You finish a pint of lager.

Rustam gets 31 silver coins from some concealed sleeves.

Emery says to Rustam 'Here is your change, 5 copper'

Rustam buys a pint of lager.

Rustam holds a pint of lager in his right hand.

Rustam holds up his pint to the toast, 'Huzzah'.

Rustam drinks beer from a pint of lager.

Vidar holds his head 'Uhhh... to quick a drink...'.

Naerdenin drinks beer from a pint of lager.

Rustam drinks beer from a pint of lager.

Naerdenin chuckles.

Emery says to Rustam 'Here is your change, 1 silver'

Rustam buys a pint of lager.
Rustam holds a pint of lager in his right hand.
Naerdenin begins to meditate peacefully.
Rustam begins sipping at his drink, taking the second one slower.
Rustam drinks beer from a pint of lager.

Vidar looks outside through the window.

Rustam drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul smiles.

Krenzul says to Rustam 'I could use a good beer myself'

Vidar points to Rustam 'Now, this one here know exactly how to savor a lager' and smiles to Rustam.

Naerdenin grins.
Krenzul gets 593 copper coins from a leather pack.
Naerdenin relaxes and sits more comfortably.

Emery says to Naerdenin 'Here is your change, 1 silver'

Naerdenin buys a pint of lager.
Krenzul buys a pint of lager.
Krenzul buys a pint of lager.
Krenzul buys a pint of lager.
Naerdenin drinks beer from a pint of lager.

Naerdenin burps loudly.
Rustam smiles at you.
Naerdenin chuckles.
Naerdenin sighs loudly.

Emery says to Rustam 'Here is your change, 5 copper'
Rustam buys a pint of lager.
Krenzul puts a pint of lager in a leather pack.
Krenzul puts a pint of lager in a leather pack.
Krenzul puts a pint of lager in a leather pack.
Rustam holds a pint of lager in his right hand.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.

Rustam says 'I try.'

Rustam drinks beer from a pint of lager.

Naerdenin asks 'Well, we'll find some adventure Somewhere! What Inn are you refering to, VidaR?'

Krenzul sits down and relaxes.
Krenzul appears to be thinking very deeply.
A hot dry gust blows dust across the ground.
Krenzul rises from his rest.
Krenzul sits down and relaxes.
Krenzul rises from his rest.
Rustam chuckles at Naerdenin.
Krenzul sits down and relaxes.

Vidar looks at the amount of lager bought by all around, 'You want to gift the goblins or trolls with the lager, good friends?'.

Krenzul rises from his rest.
Rustam drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Naerdenin snickers.

Vidar utters, his head slightly above the table, 'The Friendly Arms'.

Rustam smacks his lips.

Naerdenin says to you 'Good place to fight'

Rustam sits down and relaxes.
Naerdenin rises from his rest.
You sit and relax.
Naerdenin sits down and relaxes.
Naerdenin drinks beer from a pint of lager.
You regain enough power to cast dragonskin.

Emery says to Naerdenin 'Here is your change, 5 copper'

Naerdenin buys a pint of lager.
Naerdenin drinks beer from a pint of lager.

Krenzul gets down and tries to drink from tables and chairs... (Is he feeling ok?)
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.

Vidar looks down at Krenzul 'Oh, boy, we lost one, here, guys...'.

Emery says to Rustam 'Here is your change, 1 silver'

Rustam buys a pint of lager.
Rustam holds a pint of lager in his right hand.
Rustam chuckles.
You regain enough power to cast shield.
Naerdenin drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Rustam drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Naerdenin snickers.

Vidar gestures for another beer from Emery 'Don't worry, friend, I will be joining you soon!'.

You buy a pint of lager.
Rustam drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul gets a pint of lager from a leather pack.

Krenzul gets down and tries to drink from tables and chairs... (Is he feeling ok?)
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.

Rustam says 'I'm feeling just fine'

You drink beer from a pint of lager.
You feel light headed.
You are full.
You feel bloated.
You finish a pint of lager.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul seems to agree.

Rustam says 'I don't know what's wrong with tHe rest of you.'

Emery says to Rustam 'Here is your change, 5 copper'

Rustam buys a pint of lager.
Rustam holds a pint of lager in his right hand.
Rustam drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Rustam drinks beer from a pint of lager.

Emery says to Rustam 'Here is your change, 1 silver'

Rustam buys a pint of lager.
Rustam holds a pint of lager in his right hand.
Naerdenin laughs.
Rustam drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Rustam drinks beer from a pint of lager.

Vidar turns to Rustam 'To adventure, right, Rustam?'.

Naerdenin hiccups loudly.

Rustam exclaims 'Whatever that adventure might be!'

Emery says to Rustam 'Here is your change, 5 copper'

Rustam buys a pint of lager.
Rustam drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Naerdenin peers blearily into his mug and sighs.
Rustam drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul chuckles.

Emery says to Rustam 'Here is your change, 1 silver'
Rustam buys a pint of lager.
Emery says to Rustam 'Here is your change, 5 copper'
Rustam buys a pint of lager.
Rustam drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Emery says to Naerdenin 'Here is your change, 1 silver'
Naerdenin buys a pint of lager.
Rustam drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Naerdenin drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Rustam burps loudly.

Naerdenin says to Rustam 'i donn't know what your talking a-a-a-aabout.'

You burp loudly.
Rustam drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Rustam drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul gets a pint of lager from a leather pack.
Krenzul gets a pint of lager from a leather pack.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.

Rustam downs a few glasses in quick gulps.

Krenzul buys a pint of lager.
Krenzul buys a pint of lager.
Krenzul buys a pint of lager.
Krenzul buys a pint of lager.

Rustam smiles.

Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.

You burp loudly.
Naerdenin hiccups loudly.
Rustam chuckles.

Rustam says 'Oh no.'

Krenzul sighs loudly.

Emery says to Rustam 'Here is your change, 1 silver'

Rustam buys a pint of lager.
You hiccup loudly.
Rustam drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Rustam drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Naerdenin laughs.
Naerdenin drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Naerdenin burps loudly.

Krenzul buys a pint of lager.
Krenzul buys a pint of lager.
Krenzul buys a pint of lager.
Krenzul buys a pint of lager.
Krenzul buys a pint of lager.
Krenzul buys a pint of lager.
Krenzul buys a pint of lager.
Krenzul buys a pint of lager.

Vidar looks at Krenzul 'Wow, wow, wow! Slow down, hunter! Or you'll lose your aim' and laughs.

Rustam laughs at Krenzul.

Naerdenin says 'Well, I've had enOugh.'

Krenzul chuckles.
You hiccup loudly.
Rustam nods at Naerdenin.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.

Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Naerdenin drools.

Krenzul says 'hmm'

Vidar looks at Krenzul in awe, his mouth open.

Rustam says to you 'I think he'll have a hard time hitting tHe privy at this rate.'

Rustam laughs.
Naerdenin giggles.
Naerdenin drools.

Krenzul says to Rustam 'lightwEighTs'

Rustam says 'I think we should host a dRinking conteest.. I'll put money on this guy.'

Vidar points to Krenzul and speaks to Rustam and Rustam 'I have no idea a halfelf could do that?'.

Rustam motions to Krenzul.
Krenzul drools.

Vidar points to Krenzul and speaks to Rustam and Naerdenin 'I have no idea a halfelf could do that?'.

Naerdenin exclaims to Krenzul 'Your magnificent!'

Krenzul burps loudly.
Krenzul chuckles.
Naerdenin hiccups loudly.

You exclaim 'To Krenzul, the MagnificeNt!'

You buy a pint of lager.
You drink beer from a pint of lager.
You feel light headed.
You are full.
You feel bloated.
You drool.

Rustam buys a pint of lager.

Krenzul says 'I think im starting to Feel someThing now'

Rustam exclaims 'HuzzaHh!'

Rustam drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Rustam drinks beer from a pint of lager.

Naerdenin leans back to laugh and falls out of his chair!
Rustam buys a pint of lager.
Rustam buys a pint of lager.
Rustam buys a pint of lager.
Naerdenin hiccups loudly.

Rustam drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Rustam drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Rustam drinks beer from a pint of lager.
You drool.
Rustam drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Rustam drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Rustam drinks beer from a pint of lager.

Krenzul says 'And...its gone'

Krenzul sighs loudly.
Vidar laughs at the sight and falls down as well spilling the lager on the floor..
Rustam nods at Krenzul.
Naerdenin flails his arms as he goes over with a resounding THUMP!

Rustam buys a quart of gin.
Rustam drinks spirits from a quart of gin.
Rustam drinks spirits from a quart of gin.
Rustam drinks spirits from a quart of gin.
Rustam drinks spirits from a quart of gin.

Krenzul buys a pint of lager.
Krenzul buys a pint of lager.
Krenzul buys a pint of lager.
Krenzul buys a pint of lager.
Krenzul buys a pint of lager.
Krenzul buys a pint of lager.
Krenzul buys a pint of lager.

You hiccup loudly.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Rustam buys a quart of gin.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Rustam drinks spirits from a quart of gin.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Rustam drinks spirits from a quart of gin.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Rustam drinks spirits from a quart of gin.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Rustam drinks spirits from a quart of gin.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.

Rustam Hmmmms...

Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.

Vidar sits himself again about the table 'Oooh... you went for the gin! Now we will see your true strengths'.

Rustam makes loud wretching noises and pukes on the ground.
Krenzul chuckles.

Rustam says 'Thhat's NicE sTuff.'
You burp loudly.
Rustam burps loudly.
You hiccup loudly.

Rustam emptied his stomach here and has left the room ankle deep in puke!
Rustam Hmmmms...

Rustam says 'It sEemsh I lose..'

Krenzul says to Rustam 'I don't think it agreed with you'

You ask Rustam 'Is this l-l-l-llager or gin shpeaking throUgh yOu?'

You hiccup loudly.

Naerdenin shakes his head at Rustam, then suddenly turns his head and pukes!

Rustam drools.
Rustam wipes his mount and slides away from the mess.

Vidar turns his look away, 'Aaa!'.

Rustam gets a waterskin from a large yellow bag.
Rustam drinks water from a waterskin.
Krenzul buys a quart of gin.
Krenzul buys a quart of gin.
Krenzul buys a quart of gin.
Rustam hiccups loudly.

Emery says to Krenzul 'You can't afford to buy a quart of gin'
Emery says to Krenzul 'You can't afford to buy a quart of gin'
Krenzul buys a pint of lager.
Krenzul buys a pint of lager.

Rustam washes his mouth out and spits into an empty glass.
Krenzul buys a pint of lager.

Emery says to Krenzul 'You can't afford to buy a pint of lager'
Emery says to Krenzul 'You can't afford to buy a pint of lager'
Rustam puts a waterskin in a large yellow bag.
Rustam hiccups loudly.

Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Krenzul drinks beer from a pint of lager.
Rustam burps loudly.
You drink beer from a pint of lager.

Naerdenin groans and pulls himself back up to the table and says deadpan, 'Projectile vomiting.. it's not for the weak stomached!'.

A hot dry gust blows dust across the ground.
Krenzul drinks spirits from a quart of gin.
Naerdenin burps loudly.
Krenzul drinks spirits from a quart of gin.
Krenzul drinks spirits from a quart of gin.
Krenzul drinks spirits from a quart of gin.
Krenzul drinks spirits from a quart of gin.
Krenzul drinks spirits from a quart of gin.
Krenzul drinks spirits from a quart of gin.

Rustam drools.
Krenzul drinks spirits from a quart of gin.
Krenzul drinks spirits from a quart of gin.

Krenzul emptied his stomach here and has left the room ankle deep in puke!

Krenzul exclaims 'yES!'

Naerdenin drools.
Rustam chuckles.
Krenzul drinks spirits from a quart of gin.

Vidar agrees with Naerdenin 'Aye, and that is something you cannot learn at the School of Wonder'.

Naerdenin laughs hysterically and orders another round.

Rustam says 'I Think The giN is too-oo much FOR aLlL Of us.'

Krenzul drinks spirits from a quart of gin.
Rustam drools.
You hiccup loudly.
Naerdenin drools.
Krenzul burps loudly.
Naerdenin burps loudly.
Rustam burps loudly.
Rustam burps loudly.

Vidar sighs and rest his elbows on the table 'We're... animals...'.

Krenzul burps loudly.
Rustam burps loudly.

Naerdenin shakes his head and says, 'Better not let those bisshes that run my schursch find out I been drinking. They'll have my stones!'.

Krenzul hiccups loudly.
Krenzul burps loudly.

Vidar asks 'Your....stones? ' and bursts into laugh!

Rustam burps loudly.

Krenzul puts his finger upto Naerdenin lips and says 'hush..we should not speak of such things'.

Rustam hiccups loudly.
Krenzul burps loudly.
Rustam burps loudly.
Rustam drools.
Rustam drools.
Rustam chuckles.

Krenzul says to Naerdenin 'bUt yOur secretE ish shAfE wI-IItH mEE'

Krenzul chuckles.
Krenzul burps loudly.

Rustam says 'BeautY is in The Eye of The beHolder'

Rustam burps loudly.

Vidar stands up, swaying on his legs, 'Gentlemen...gentlemen... Let us behave...'.

Rustam drools.

Rustam exclaims 'We shHoulD kIll a B-B-BBeHolLdeeR!!!!!'

Rustam drools.
Krenzul chuckles at Rustam.
Naerdenin snickers.

Krenzul says 'You can't eVen shay b-b-bbeHOlder'

Rustam says to Naerdenin 'Then ShunE will lOve ush beccause wee fouNd Beauty.'

Rustam hiccups loudly.
Rustam burps loudly.

Naerdenin rises unsteadily to his feet and says to you, 'Gennulman? Where? Throw em out!'.

Rustam looks at Krenzul indignantly.

Vidar walks very slowly to the bartable and says to Emery 'No more drinks to these three, I beg you.'.

Rustam burps loudly.
You get a platinum coin from a small leather satchel.
Rustam points angrily at you.

Naerdenin exclaims to you 'I rresemble that remark!'

Naerdenin closes his eyes and drifts into a deep slumber.
Krenzul hiccups loudly.

Krenzul says to you 'I blAme thish oN yoU'

Naerdenin arises from his slumber.

Vidar gives the platinum coin to Emery 'That should do, aye?'.

You give a platinum coin to Emery.

Emery says to you 'Head up the stairs.'

Naerdenin leaps to his feet and looks around.

Naerdenin asks 'Who hit me?'

Krenzul says to Naerdenin 'The flOoR'

Krenzul makes loud wretching noises and pukes on the ground.

Vidar shakes head to Emery 'Nonono, dear waitress. I do not find you attractive...'.

Rustam chuckles.
Rustam makes loud wretching noises and pukes on the ground.
Krenzul burps loudly.

Naerdenin exclaims to you 'Drink Some more!'

Krenzul says to Emery 'I wouLDn'tt wAnt tOo Be yOu tonight'

Krenzul drools.
Rustam burps loudly.
Krenzul burps loudly.

Naerdenin exclaims 'War on theE floor!'

Rustam drools.
Thyra Nightraven slips out the side exit.
Rustam makes loud wretching noises and pukes on the ground.
You drool.
Krenzul burps loudly.
Rustam drools.
You drool.
Rustam hiccups loudly.

Rustam asks 'I dOn-nn't thiNk I've eateeN In montThsh... wwhaT am I Pukingg!?'

You exclaim to Naerdenin 'Aaa, you Tricky priest! I hAve wa-aardsh to ProteCt me from your sneAky pershuasive words!'

Krenzul chuckles.
Vidar mimics conjuring a spell.

Naerdenin rubs his nose, then shakes his head and says, 'Damme! I'm sobering up! Can't have that!'.

Krenzul makes loud wretching noises and pukes on the ground.
You are sober.
Rustam hiccups loudly.
Rustam hiccups loudly.
Krenzul drinks spirits from a quart of gin.

Rustam points to his ring, 'This makes me full at all times. it's quite good for my figure.' He slides his hands down his body.

An Inn guard walks in from the south-west.
Krenzul drools.
Rustam drools.
An Inn guard walks northeast.
You hear the sound of footsteps from the north-east.
Rustam drools.
Krenzul drools.

Vidar walks closer to Rustam trying to avoid the pools of puke, 'A ring, eh? What does it do?'.

Naerdenin groans loudly.
An Inn guard walks in from the north-east.

Rustam exclaims 'MAkesh it sO I neVeR feeL likE, or need to eat!'

Rustam says 'Unless I ww-wwant too.'

Naerdenin gets 12 silver coins from a money pouch.

You exclaim 'Unbelievable!'

Emery says to Naerdenin 'Sorry, come back after 12 o' the clock'

Rustam burps loudly.
Naerdenin roars with a ferocity that shakes the earth!
Naerdenin hiccups loudly.

Rustam asks Emery 'GOod godsh what did yo-ooU PUt iN that giN?'

Naerdenin exclaims to Emery 'Service!!!!!'

Rustam drools.
Rustam hiccups loudly.

Krenzul says to Emery 'i thinK the Gin is bAD'

You say 'I paid her not to serve you the drinks again, hehe'

An Inn guard walks up.
You hear the sound of footsteps above.
Krenzul chuckles at you.
Naerdenin drools.

Rustam squints at you 'That was .... probably a good idea."'.

Krenzul burps loudly.
Glamrallow Sharp enters the establishment, and trundles towards a table.

Emery says to Rustam 'Sorry, come back after 12 o' the clock'

Krenzul looks at Glamrallow Sharp.
Rustam looks at Glamrallow Sharp.

Naerdenin stands and points unsteadily at Emery and says, 'This.... FEEMALE has shut us off!'.

Rustam rises from his rest.

Emery says to Krenzul 'Sorry, come back after 12 o' the clock'

Rustam sits down and relaxes.
Rustam hiccups loudly.

Vidar says to Glamrallow Sharp and points to the drunken lot, 'Do not give them any alcohol, I beg you'.

Rustam drools.

Krenzul says to Emery 'YOur firED'

Krenzul drools.
Rustam drools.

Emery says to Rustam 'Sorry, come back after 12 o' the clock'

Krenzul drools.

Krenzul says to Glamrallow Sharp 'HeYA buD'

You say to Emery 'Good girl.'

Krenzul burps loudly.

Naerdenin glares cockeyed at you and says, ''.

Krenzul sits down, crosses his legs and begins to meditate.

Naerdenin exclaims to you 'You sir.. aRe drunk!'

Krenzul hiccups loudly.
Rustam burps loudly.

You exclaim 'Just look around you, guys! A few hours before we *hiccup* were slaying trolls and now we cannot walk straight!'

Rustam drools.

Naerdenin exclaims to you 'Neither can trOlls!'

Krenzul murmurs to you 'Alll iN a haRd daySh work'

Rustam says 'It maKEes The daySh eAsier.'

Krenzul burps loudly.

Rustam says 'We dESherve to RElax oncee in a w-wwhile.'

Krenzul stops meditating and relaxes.
Krenzul rises from his rest.

You say 'Just try to be in the position of this service girl, and image yourselves cleaning after a bunch of drunk like you... and me...'

Krenzul sits down, crosses his legs and begins to meditate.
Krenzul drools.

Rustam says 'You gave her a Months wageSh oor more... she'll be fINe.'

Naerdenin frowns thoughtfully, then says to you, 'Come to think of it... neither can those pregnant women in Waterdeep! The waddle! Can't walk straight, but get to run the churches!'.

Krenzul drools.
A hot dry gust blows dust across the ground.
Krenzul hiccups loudly.

Rustam says to Naerdenin 'I fe-eeEl lIke WE nneed to talk aabout youur reseEntmentt ishsuesh.'

Rustam laughs.
Krenzul makes loud wretching noises and pukes on the ground.
Rustam burps loudly.

Vidar takes a bottle of frost wine from his pack 'Lookie,lookie, what Vidar has!'.
You get a bottle of frost wine from a cloth pack.
You get a bottle of frost wine from a cloth pack.

Rustam burps loudly.
You drop a bottle of frost wine.

You exclaim 'Take it!'

Rustam squints at the bottle as if expecting it to attack him.
Rustam drools.
Krenzul makes loud wretching noises and pukes on the ground.
Krenzul burps loudly.
Krenzul hiccups loudly.
Krenzul burps loudly.

Vidar uncorks the second bottle he has with him and takes a sip 'No poison, I assure you'.

You drink wine from a bottle of frost wine.
You are full.
You feel bloated.
You finish a bottle of frost wine.

Naerdenin looks blearily at Rustam and says, 'I'm not resentful.. I'm pissed!'.

Krenzul burps loudly.
You drink wine from a bottle of frost wine.
You are full.
You feel bloated.
You drink wine from a bottle of frost wine.
You are full.
You feel bloated.
Krenzul blinks at Naerdenin in disbelief.
Naerdenin gets a bottle of frost wine.
Naerdenin drinks wine from a bottle of frost wine.
Krenzul burps loudly.

Krenzul murmurs to Naerdenin 'nO Angry drrunks aLouD'

Krenzul drools.

You exclaim 'And the winner is Naerdenin, the greedy priest!'

You laugh.
Rustam burps loudly.
You can't find it.

Naerdenin yelps as he slugs down a shot of frost wine, then says, 'Damme! That's good stuff!'.

Rustam says 'Then WE need to-o-o-oo taLk About that.'

Krenzul makes loud wretching noises and pukes on the ground.

Rustam slaps himself, and mutters, 'Com'.

An Inn guard walks in from above.
Naerdenin drinks wine from a bottle of frost wine.
Krenzul drools.
An Inn guard walks northeast.
You hear the sound of footsteps from the north-east.
Rustam hiccups loudly.

Rustam slaps himself, and mutters, 'Com'mon' Rustam pull it together.'.

Rustam burps loudly.
Krenzul hiccups loudly.
Vidar sits down on the floor, his back against the bar table far from the pools of puke.
Naerdenin drools.

Naerdenin finishes the bottle and then swings the bottle against the far wall and says, ''.

Naerdenin exclaims 'Finished.. By the gods!'

Krenzul burps loudly.
Rustam hiccups loudly.
Naerdenin giggles.
Vidar clasps his hands.
Krenzul burps loudly.

Naerdenin exclaims to Rustam 'Let it loose Rustam!'

You exclaim to Rustam 'Don't you dare!'

Krenzul drools.
Naerdenin flops down on the table, keeping his boots out of the puke puddle.

You say to Rustam 'You are the master of your body! Don't take an example from Krenzul here'

Rustam hiccups loudly.
Naerdenin looks at Krenzul.

Krenzul murmurs to you 'I Have maShtered this tec-c-c-cchNique thank you very much'

Krenzul burps loudly.
An Inn guard walks in from the north-east.

Naerdenin exclaims to you 'He hash mastered the basterd, thank you vvery much!'

You exclaim to Krenzul 'By drinking and meditating with your stomach sloshing only with alcohol? You are amazing! MAGNIFICENT!'

Naerdenin giggles.
Krenzul burps loudly.

Naerdenin says 'I said that, already.'

Krenzul chuckles at Naerdenin.
Krenzul claps at his own performance
An Inn guard walks up.
You hear the sound of footsteps above.
Rustam hiccups loudly.
Rustam burps loudly.
Rustam burps loudly.
Krenzul burps loudly.
An Inn guard walks in from above.
Krenzul drools.

Rustam grins at Naerdenin then tilts his head back and belts out a shanty, 'Naer-do-wells do fear me, goblins cower in fear. The only thing that scares me, is when that womans near.'.

Naerdenin laughs.

Naerdenin exclaims to Rustam 'Your a born male Selunite!'

An Inn guard walks southwest.
Rustam burps loudly.
Rustam hiccups loudly.

Vidar clasps the hands into the rythm of Rustam's song.
An Inn guard walks in from the south-west.
An Inn guard walks northeast.
You hear the sound of footsteps from the north-east.

Rustam sings 'I went away to college, to see what I could learn. But the only thing they taught me, was that women can be stern.'.

Rustam drools.
Krenzul hiccups loudly.
Krenzul hiccups loudly.
Krenzul drools.
An Inn guard walks in from the south-west.

You get a gold coin from a small leather satchel.

Vidar flips the gold coin to Rustam 'Excellent performance, bard!'.

Naerdenin drools.
Krenzul drools.
You drop 1 gold coin.

Naerdenin stares suspiciously at Rustam and says, 'Your married!'.

Rustam sings, 'She used to love me tender, she used to hold me dear. But now whenere I'm with her, she's yelling in my ear!'.

Krenzul burps loudly.
An Inn guard walks up.
You hear the sound of footsteps above.
Rustam drools.
Rustam hiccups loudly.

Rustam shakes his head at Naerdenin 'You've never heard that one?'.

Vidar nods 'That is where his other half comes into the song.'.

An Inn guard walks in from the north-east.
Naerdenin drools.
A hot dry gust blows dust across the ground.
It is 3 o'clock am, Tenthday, 29th day in the Month of the Time of Flowers.
The mud started up at: Sat Nov 12 07:41:13 2016
The system time (GMT): Mon Nov 14 00:16:34 2016

Rustam gets a gold coin.
Rustam smiles at you.
Rustam puts a gold coin in some concealed sleeves.

Krenzul sings 'I dont know but I think I can, take the S from superman'.

Rustam drools.
Rustam burps loudly.
Rustam burps loudly.

You say to Rustam 'You earned it'

Naerdenin spots an Inn guard come in and immediately attempts to straighten up, but fails as he begins to giggle hysterically!

Krenzul burps loudly.

You exclaim to Krenzul 'Hurrah! Another bard!'

An Inn guard walks in from above.
An Inn guard walks southwest.
An Inn guard walks southwest.
Krenzul hiccups loudly.
An Inn guard walks in from the south-west.
Krenzul drools.

Krenzul murmurs to you 'at leaSht for tonight'

Krenzul chuckles.

Vidar gestures his hand 'I'm sure the guards here are used to this *sort* of adventurers'.

Krenzul asks Emery 'Hey baby, wanna daNce?'

An Inn guard walks southwest.
Krenzul looks at Emery.
Rustam drools.

Krenzul sweeps Emery into a romantic waltz.

You study and memorise ventriloquism.
You compose yourself and begin to meditate.

Rustam points at Naerdenin 'We need to get you promoted!'.

Rustam drools.

Rustam asks 'Am I right?'

Krenzul drools.
Krenzul hiccups loudly.

Naerdenin shakes his head and says, 'Nope. Can't. Wrong plumbing!'.

Rustam Hmmmms...
Krenzul drools.

You regain enough power to cast ventriloquism.

Naerdenin says to Rustam 'But the goddess is wonderful, an I love her! Just the peopel I have a problem with. So I'll sHtick with being an adventurerere.'

Rustam gets and evil look on his face, 'I've got a knife...' He breaks into laughter.

You gather yourself and stand up.
A piece of parchment glows brightly!

You make Emery say 'If anyone of you, gentlemen, will help me clean the floor afterwards, I will marry that man.'

Rustam looks at Emery.
Vidar looks up to Emery in amazement.
Krenzul appears to be thinking very deeply.

Naerdenin grins at Rustam and says, 'So do I. And I like my plumbing just fine!'.

Rustam shrugs at Emery 'Be careful lass, I might take you up on that.'.

Vidar laughs.

Krenzul murmurs to Emery 'Well..lets go get maRried and Then we cann comE BacK and clean up'

You sit down, cross your legs and begin to meditate.
Naerdenin laughs.

Rustam winks at Krenzul 'Not the honeymoon I would plan if I were you.'.

Naerdenin says to Emery 'Sorry, lass. I'm spoKen for.'

Krenzul murmurs to Emery 'WEll...youu clean Up and I will takke a nap.'

Krenzul chuckles.
You regain enough power to cast ventriloquism.

You gather yourself and stand up.
A piece of parchment glows brightly!

You make Emery say 'Where will you take me, then, for our honeymoon, sweetheart?'

Naerdenin grins and says to Emery, 'You women are all alike! Do dab of work, honey and the rewards will be great... unless I get a headache!'.

Naerdenin snickers.

You say to Krenzul 'Looks like you got yourself deep into trouble'

Krenzul gulps nervously.

Rustam blinks, 'Someplace with a beach,' He pauses, 'And a private room.'.

Krenzul perks up as he looks at Rustam 'Ya..thats a great idea..What he said' points to Rustam.

An Inn guard walks in from the south-west.
Krenzul hiccups loudly.
An Inn guard walks up.
You hear the sound of footsteps above.
Glamrallow Sharp trundles from the table, and exits the establishment.
Krenzul hiccups loudly.

Naerdenin rises to his feet and says to Emery, 'No need to sacrifice your virtue, lass. I'll help you clean up. Tis my lot in life. I' m a clerk in a church where women rule. It's nothing new for me to clean the floors."

Krenzul hiccups loudly.

Rustam nods at Naerdenin 'Aye, I don'.

Rustam nods at Naerdenin 'Aye, I don't need a wife, but I'll help as well.'.

Krenzul hiccups loudly.

Krenzul looks to Naerdenin and Rustam 'Well if you two are so insistant on helping out, I could totally use a backrub and foot rub'.

An Inn guard walks in from above.

Naerdenin says to Emery 'Don't listen to him, he's drunk.'

An Inn guard walks up.
You hear the sound of footsteps above.

Rustam says 'Besides the gin's finally worn off and my head feels a church bell at noon.'

Vidar stands up and says to Emery 'About that room, you said before - I would like to use it. I have no need to see them cleaning.' and grins.

Naerdenin says to Krenzul 'You have the wrong plumbing to get that from me.'

You regain enough power to cast ventriloquism.
A hot dry gust blows dust across the ground.
Rustam shakes his head and grins at Krenzul.

Krenzul laughs uncontrollably at Naerdenin then sighs and says to Emery 'Wheres the mop...'.

Krenzul drools.
Lord Sparhaver walks in through the door and takes a seat at the bar.
Krenzul rises from his meditation.
Krenzul stops using an onyx-encrusted white steel bastard sword.
Krenzul sheathes an onyx-encrusted white steel bastard sword in a steel scabbard inscribed with runes.

An Inn guard walks in from above.
Rustam wanders off to find a mop.
Rustam rises from his rest.

A piece of parchment glows brightly, then disappears in a puff of smoke!

You make Emery say 'You are sweet to help me out. And I believe you should, as you messed quite a lot. A couple of mops coming right up this way.'

Rustam stops using a sturdy shovel.

Naerdenin rises and groans as his stomach revolts, then says, 'I'll start fetching water from the well. Where's the bucket?'.

Rustam puts a sturdy shovel in a large yellow bag.

Rustam nods at Emery.
Krenzul nods at Emery.
An Inn guard walks northeast.
You hear the sound of footsteps from the north-east.
Krenzul looks at Lord Sparhaver.
An Inn guard walks in from the north-east.

Vidar waves faintly to Naerdenin, Rustam and Krenzul 'Be well and behave as you clean. No more drinking!'.

You get a gold coin from a small leather satchel.

Naerdenin asks you 'And your going where?'

Krenzul hiccups loudly.

Krenzul says to you 'Oh no cousin, you have volunteered yOurself to ashsist as well...you just may not realize it yet'

You exclaim to Naerdenin 'To rest, of course!'

Rustam frowns at you 'I believe you helped make this mess!' He points to the empty wine bottle, 'You even encouraged it!'.

Naerdenin exclaims to you 'I'll drop you before you can get to the door, mage! Grab a mop, you puked as much as the rest of us!'

Rustam chuckles.
Krenzul claps at Rustam's performance.
An Inn guard walks northeast.
You hear the sound of footsteps from the north-east.

Vidar shakes his head 'No, no, no! You will find no parts of my saliva between your pukes!'.

Krenzul begins to chant.
You guess Krenzul is casting darkvision.
Krenzul utters the words, 'darkvision'.
Krenzul's eyes glow red as they grow accustomed to darkvision.

Krenzul sees saliva on the floor that resembles puke that came from you.

Vidar turns to Krenzul 'Do not stare your red eyes on me, Krenzul! I will not yield!'.

Naerdenin exclaims to you 'I disagree. And if you continue out, then find a place very deep and dark to rest. Otherwise, you will wake up in the Market Center of Waterdeep, painted a nice pink, and naked as a chic!'

Rustam chuckles.
Krenzul chuckles.

Krenzul says to you 'He seems seRious...I mean, this man doesn't look stable'

Krenzul says to you 'He Just might do it'

Krenzul chuckles.

Vidar squints his eyes 'You traitors...'.

Naerdenin leans on a mop and says steadily to you, 'You see Vidar, it may not be today, or tonight. It may be next month or next year. But... run out on us, and eventually, we will have our revenge.'.

Naerdenin grins at you.
Vidar grins.
Rustam laughs loudly.
Krenzul laughs.
Rustam grabs a mop and flicks some mop water at you.

Vidar sighs 'All right,all right.' and takes off his waistcoat and rest it on a chair.

You stop using an elegant black and sapphire waistcoat.

Rustam exclaims 'Now I want you to leave... It sounds more fun!'

You ask Rustam 'Who is now encouraging who, hmm, Rustam?'

Krenzul looks around the room for a mop.
Rustam shrugs innocently.
You regain enough power to cast ventriloquism.

Vidar walks around the inn room and starts collecting the bottles, one after another.

Naerdenin says to Rustam 'Be easy, he's a good fellow, and we'll save that for womeone else. Perhaps that fellow that runs Helm's church. Or maybe that Lathandrite fellow. The one so in love with himself.'

Krenzul nudges Rustam 'It would be hilarious though'.

Rustam blinks at Naerdenin in disbelief.
An Inn guard walks in from the north-east.

Rustam Hmmmms...
Naerdenin grins at Rustam.
Vidar rests the gathered bottles on the bartable and continues collecting the rest.

An Inn guard walks southwest.

Naerdenin asks Rustam 'Surely you know someone deserving of such?'

Rustam shakes his head and sighs before beginning to slop up the vomit.
Rustam Hmmmms...

Naerdenin moves over and takes a bucket and steps out. Soon he returns and gets a mop and get's busy.
Krenzul grabs his mop and bucket and starts in the corner adjacent to Rustam.
Rustam gets 3 gold coins from some concealed sleeves.

Naerdenin sighs and says to himself, 'In for a copper.. in for an eagle!' , and moves over to begin on the largest pool.

Vidar delivers the rest of the bottles to Emery and smiles, thinking he's done, but then he finds a whole lot of glasses after lager piled under the table. As he approaches the table, he says 'Really, Krenzul, you did not have to drinkt *that* much beer'.
A hot dry gust blows dust across the ground.

Rustam finishes with his section of floor. He takes a rag and begins to wipe the table.

Krenzul chuckles sadistically as he continues mopping up, looking over his shoulder at you 'Sorry man, it just went down so smooth' then looks over to his side and says 'Oh! You missed one' and tosses it over to you.
Rustam finishes and drops some coins on the table. 'Sorry about the trouble Emery.'.

Naerdenin finishes the floor, and takes the bucket out and dumps it in the jakes, then comes back in with a fresh bucket and goes over the floor again. Glaring around he says, 'Really, fellows? Who ate all the cabbage soup?'.
Rustam drops some money.
Rustam looks at Emery.

A piece of parchment glows brightly!
You make Emery say 'Good lads! You should turn professional, you know! I know just the perfect bar within a brothel'

Naerdenin nods at Rustam and takes the buckets out to finish cleaning them and then twirls the mops and leaves them to dry in the sun. Coming back in he drops some coins as well and says to Emery, 'Really, Emery... hold out for a Lathandrite, or a Tyrran. Steady, dependable fellows those.'.
Krenzul chuckles at Emery 'Thanks love, but no can do for me. Im about to be a married man' then winks at Emery.
Naerdenin gets 3 gold coins from a money pouch.
Naerdenin drops 3 gold coins.
Naerdenin get gold.
Naerdenin gets 6 gold coins.
Naerdenin gives 6 gold coins to Emery.

Emery says to Naerdenin 'Thank you for the tip.'

Naerdenin bows deeply.
Naerdenin looks at Emery.
Rustam nods at Emery.

Vidar finishes collecting the last bottles and then returns to grab his coat and places the chairs neatly by the table.

Rustam says to Emery 'As much as I enjoyed this... I think I'll stick to adventuring.'

Krenzul finishes up his side. He grabs the mop and the bucket to take them around the back. When he returns he reaches in his pocket and pulls out some coin and places them on the table.

Naerdenin stretches and grins at the others and says, 'Let's do this again, soon.'.

Krenzul gets 3 gold coins from a leather pack.
Krenzul gives Emery some money.

Emery says to Krenzul 'Thank you for the tip.'

Naerdenin laughs.

Krenzul says to Emery 'Make sure to hold a room for me my dear'

Emery says to Krenzul 'Eight jots to rent an inn room.'

[Yemin]

Black out drunk and still
I'm sorry, I don't find you attractive....

BUUUUUUUURN!

[Harvin]

Wizards tend to have higher standards, you know.