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Extra! Extra! Read all about THE HOLE
Posted: Sat May 17, 2025 2:19 am
by Neleya
A new limited magazine release litters the winds and streets of Faerun:
THE PULSE OF AEYEN'L
Aeyen'l's on the pulse, and you're on his.
Issue 001: Month of the Melting Edition
Greetings, Faerun! What in the witch's teats is upppppp? Allow me to introduce myself: I am Aeyen'l the Bard Influencer (aka Bardfluencer)--the hottest new personality on the block some territories down from Waterdeep. I believe that life is for living to the fullest, and that catching (or setting) the latest trends keeps one's zest for life minty fresh!
If you haven't heard of me, you just need to know two things: One, I'm here to make it rain entertainment. Drink iced vodka and firewine together? Done! Count the trees in Ardeep? Done! Give you a painting of my feet? Done, and I'll even "perfume" it! I'll do anything for my followers. Two, I'll get all the juicy details of the latest scoop for you.
And the latest scoop? THE HOLE.
Right in the plains of The Shaar is a big, fat, black c--
Oh no, this copy seems to have been ripped! Looks like you'll just have to GRAB A COPY IN-GAME (in WD and ZK)!
OOC: This event is open to all! Please have your letters/mailboxes sent to
Neleya by
Saturday, 24 May, 12am EST.
Forum DMs are accepted too. There will be a weekly magazine update for a total of 4 issues, so check back weekly!
Patrons (read in-game how to subscribe) will get the special mail together with the next issue.
Aeyen'l wants your entries to THE HOLE by:
https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/ ... T12&p1=%3A
P.S. The timeanddate website--perhaps aptly--censored the word "Hole", not me.
Re: Extra! Extra! Read all about THE HOLE
Posted: Sat May 24, 2025 5:04 pm
by Neleya
ISSUE 2 IS OUT! Grab your copy at WD Gardens or ZK Haze!
THIS WEEK'S TASK:
To all you people of Faerun, suggest one item I should most definitely bring down with me and why. If you send me the item, you'll automatically become a Patron, which entitles you to the next issues straight to your mailbox, plus exclusives each time!
Otherwise, please enclose 10 platinum to become a Patron, or 1 platinum to receive an older issue.
OOC: Mail to Neleya by 31 May 12am EST. Forum DMs also accepted. Maybe some investigations in the area might shed some light on what's going on... (Just walking around you should see it. and if you don't, it may have poofed, i'll check and replace every 24 hours! If you find it, mail it to Neleya for a humble reward.)
Deadline here:
https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/ ... T00&p1=%3A
Re: Extra! Extra! Read all about THE HOLE
Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2025 5:22 am
by Neleya
Oh no, there's a fire in THE HOLE, and it's taking the towns with it!
ISSUE 3 IS OUT! Grab your copy at WD Gardens or ZK Haze!
THIS WEEK'S TASK: Let's stop the fire together!
Many brave souls, including myself, are staying back to try to stop the fire. The area is hot, but we can still reach it for now.
Send help, fire, money, anything--let’s stop THE HOLE. Let's save The Shaar!
Otherwise, please enclose 10 platinum to become a Patron, or 1 platinum to receive an older issue.
OOC: Mail to Neleya by 7 Jun 12am EST. Forum DMs also accepted.
Deadline here:
https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/ ... =00&p1=%3A
Re: Extra! Extra! Read all about THE HOLE
Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2025 5:20 am
by Neleya
"The Hole puckered and closed" -- The Pulse of Aeyen'l reports
Huzzah! From The Hole, a Saint has been born!
The hot final release of the gobsmacking tale of a giant hole and a Saint is out! Limited copies at your favourite hangout spots in WD and ZK!
Missed past issues? Send 15 platinum (OOC: to Neleya) to get the full set, or 5 platinum each.
Special thanks to the Patrons who actually invested in the story!
P.S. If your character ever visited The Shaar and investigated, they might find that there was no such thing as The Hole, almost as though... it never existed? Though, who's to say what transpired and didn't? Happy conspiracy theorying!