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The Ballad of Doom Kitty

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 3:51 am
by Oghma
Reported through the realms, a strange black cat has been seen everywhere. Where it came from, no one knows, where it went, no one dares to go. The Doom Kitty:

Doom Kitty

Mistfortune's cat, does terrible things because its a cat
runs and puns, eats everyone's meat an' milk
Evil is tiny and furry with a touch of silk. The devil's ilk.

Doom Kitty

Never makes any sense, a cat with no plan
Chases people not mice, Gives them lice.
Sinks ships and molts griffons

Doom Kitty

Mistfortune's cat, does terrible things because its a rat
runs and funs, shreds linens and cracks tubs
sets you on fire and earns ire.

Doom Kitty

Don't cross my path, Stay off my back!
Don't set me on fire or fill my hair with prickling pyres
Itchy bugs and burning rubbish aside
Doom Kitty don't eat me alive!