Funny moments!

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Re: Funny moments!

Postby Rakthar » Sun Feb 04, 2018 8:27 pm

(a thick juicy beef steak gets damaged)
A bandit wizard makes a strange sound as you land a sneak attack with something!
A bandit wizard's severed right arm falls to the ground!
a bandit wizard has several traumatic wounds.

Who said meat isn't murder?
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Re: Funny moments!

Postby Elisabeth » Sun Apr 01, 2018 2:50 am

Elisabeth hms quietly, asking Veronice, 'And if you can forgive my curiosity, how old are you now, Mistress Veronice?'.
Elisabeth smiles at Veronice.
Veronice holds out four fingers to you, 'I am four years old.'.
Veronice adds on to that, 'And I am a good girl.'.
You see a pentagram dripping with blood scored into Veronice's forehead.
When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they can seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall. Think of it--always.
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Re: Funny moments!

Postby Andreas » Sun Apr 01, 2018 4:41 am

Andreas looks over Farron, a great, grey dire wolf with admiration. 'A magnificent companion, Sir,' he commends to Stigr.

Stigr reaches up and scritches you behind the ear and tells you, 'My gratitude, Sir. He is a true friend.'.

Stigr reaches up and scritches you behind the ear and tells Farron, a great, grey dire wolf, 'My gratitude, Sir. He is a true friend.'.

Stigr says, OOC, 'NOOO'

Zhekrie says, OOC, 'lmao'

Stigr reaches up and scritches Farron, a great, grey dire wolf behind the ear and tells you, 'My gratitude, Sir. He is a true friend.'.

Stigr says, OOC, '>.> <.< Ignore that ever happened'

You say, OOC, '... Well ALL righty then! XD'
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Re: Funny moments!

Postby Areia » Thu Apr 26, 2018 2:03 am

Sansoril asks you 'What d'ya call it when ya cast a spell'f flight on yer mother's sister?'

You ask Sansoril 'What indeed?'


Sansoril says to you 'Uppin' the auntie.'


Ahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa
adspiciam posthac at certe semper amabo
. semper maesta tua carmina morte canam
qualia sub densis ramorum concinit umbris
. Daulias absumpti fata gemens Ityli
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Re: Funny moments!

Postby Harroghty » Wed May 16, 2018 5:57 pm

You don't even know which end of a length of hempen rope is up!
You hold a length of hempen rope in both of your hands.


Does anyone really?
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Re: Funny moments!

Postby Elisabeth » Fri Jun 15, 2018 3:41 pm

If you think you might be a paladin some day, smile a lot, and are a lazy typer like me... behold my first words of wisdom to you: Alias smi.

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Library
Basil the Verbeeg stands here.
A Winter Wolf Guard stands here with wary eyes and snow-shrouded armor.
Basil the Verbeeg smiles an ugly, toothy smile.
Basil the Verbeeg says to you 'Ah, welcome, Winter Wolf.'
A Winter wolf guard stands up straighter, squaring his shoulders.

smi basil
You miss as you try to smite Basil the Verbeeg.

bli

Basil the Verbeeg's stone skin absorbs all of your damage.
A Winter wolf guard joins the battle!

You blink.


You weave out of the way of Basil the Verbeeg's punch.


You weave out of the way of Basil the Verbeeg's punch.

flee
You prepare to flee ...


You duck under a Winter wolf guard's slashing attack.


Throne room


Yep, smi = smite and not smile now. This is doubly funny/embarrasing because after it happened, I remembered discussing this very thing with Katheryn's player a looong time ago and joked that I'd probably accidentally be smiting people all over because Elisabeth smiles so much. It had just completely slipped my mind. Students, heed your teachers well.

Woohoo for learning completely new mechanics. :P
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Re: Funny moments!

Postby Alitar » Fri Jun 15, 2018 9:33 pm

Never had that issue as Alitar somehow.
"The noir hero is a knight in blood caked armour. He's dirty and he does his best to deny the fact that he's a hero the whole time."
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Re: Funny moments!

Postby Aysa » Sat Jun 16, 2018 12:45 am

Zia . o O O (Mental note... never try to get Elisabeth to smile)

Though, I guess we could take this to another level... Elisabeth has earned a new feat:

The Joel Osteen Smile of Smite!
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