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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Rakthar » Sun Feb 04, 2018 8:27 pm

(a thick juicy beef steak gets damaged)
A bandit wizard makes a strange sound as you land a sneak attack with something!
A bandit wizard's severed right arm falls to the ground!
a bandit wizard has several traumatic wounds.

Who said meat isn't murder?
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Elisabeth » Sun Apr 01, 2018 2:50 am

Elisabeth hms quietly, asking Veronice, 'And if you can forgive my curiosity, how old are you now, Mistress Veronice?'.
Elisabeth smiles at Veronice.
Veronice holds out four fingers to you, 'I am four years old.'.
Veronice adds on to that, 'And I am a good girl.'.
You see a pentagram dripping with blood scored into Veronice's forehead.
When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they can seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall. Think of it--always.

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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Andreas » Sun Apr 01, 2018 4:41 am

Andreas looks over Farron, a great, grey dire wolf with admiration. 'A magnificent companion, Sir,' he commends to Stigr.

Stigr reaches up and scritches you behind the ear and tells you, 'My gratitude, Sir. He is a true friend.'.

Stigr reaches up and scritches you behind the ear and tells Farron, a great, grey dire wolf, 'My gratitude, Sir. He is a true friend.'.

Stigr says, OOC, 'NOOO'

Zhekrie says, OOC, 'lmao'

Stigr reaches up and scritches Farron, a great, grey dire wolf behind the ear and tells you, 'My gratitude, Sir. He is a true friend.'.

Stigr says, OOC, '>.> <.< Ignore that ever happened'

You say, OOC, '... Well ALL righty then! XD'
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Areia » Thu Apr 26, 2018 2:03 am

Sansoril asks you 'What d'ya call it when ya cast a spell'f flight on yer mother's sister?'

You ask Sansoril 'What indeed?'


Sansoril says to you 'Uppin' the auntie.'
Ahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Harroghty » Wed May 16, 2018 5:57 pm

You don't even know which end of a length of hempen rope is up!
You hold a length of hempen rope in both of your hands.
Does anyone really?
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Elisabeth » Fri Jun 15, 2018 3:41 pm

If you think you might be a paladin some day, smile a lot, and are a lazy typer like me... behold my first words of wisdom to you: Alias smi.
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Library
Basil the Verbeeg stands here.
A Winter Wolf Guard stands here with wary eyes and snow-shrouded armor.
Basil the Verbeeg smiles an ugly, toothy smile.
Basil the Verbeeg says to you 'Ah, welcome, Winter Wolf.'
A Winter wolf guard stands up straighter, squaring his shoulders.

smi basil
You miss as you try to smite Basil the Verbeeg.

bli

Basil the Verbeeg's stone skin absorbs all of your damage.
A Winter wolf guard joins the battle!

You blink.


You weave out of the way of Basil the Verbeeg's punch.


You weave out of the way of Basil the Verbeeg's punch.

flee
You prepare to flee ...


You duck under a Winter wolf guard's slashing attack.


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Yep, smi = smite and not smile now. This is doubly funny/embarrasing because after it happened, I remembered discussing this very thing with Katheryn's player a looong time ago and joked that I'd probably accidentally be smiting people all over because Elisabeth smiles so much. It had just completely slipped my mind. Students, heed your teachers well.

Woohoo for learning completely new mechanics. :P
When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they can seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall. Think of it--always.

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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Alitar » Fri Jun 15, 2018 9:33 pm

Never had that issue as Alitar somehow.
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Aysa » Sat Jun 16, 2018 12:45 am

Zia . o O O (Mental note... never try to get Elisabeth to smile)

Though, I guess we could take this to another level... Elisabeth has earned a new feat:

The Joel Osteen Smile of Smite!

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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Althasizor » Tue Sep 11, 2018 5:22 am

What happens when two very lucky people try to play dice with eachother?
Summer says 'Pick your number.'
You exclaim 'Six!'
Summer says 'And I pick... seven.'
Summer says to you 'Make your bet and roll the dice.'
You drop 5 copper coins.
Celric nods to Summer, 'Dice?'.
Summer gives you a pouch of dice.
You hold a pouch of dice in your right hand.
Celric grins, 'Imagine if I get it on the first roll, that'd be anticlimactic.'.
Summer chuckles.
You stop using a pouch of dice.
You drop a pouch of dice.
The dice roll on the ground.
The first die stops on a II.
The second die stops on a IV.
You laugh.
Summer laughs.
Celric scrubs his face with his hand, 'I can't be-You know what, it's that I'm too good. I warmed up my fate reading for the event coming.'.
You nod at yourself.
You get 5 copper coins.
Summer giggles.
Summer gets a pouch of dice.
Summer drops some money.
Celric shakes his head, 'Okay, let's just reset. This time, you first.'.
Summer holds a pouch of dice in her left hand.
Summer stops using a pouch of dice.
Summer drops a pouch of dice.
The dice roll on the ground.
The first die stops on a VI.
The second die stops on a I.
Summer laughs.
Celric falls backward in the grass, 'Oh my -god-.'.
Summer falls over laughing, 'This is just too much...'.
Celric holds his sides laughing, 'We're -too- lucky to gamble anymore.'.
Summer says 'I think today the Lady is laughing.'
Edit: Addition to the above
Celric wipes under his eyes, 'Ahahaha.. I mean.. Do we tempt it a third time?'.
Summer says 'Let's give it another go.'
Celric sits up straight again, and snatches up the dice, 'Alright, there's no way it happens again.'.
You get a pouch of dice.
Summer gets 5 copper coins.
You drop 5 copper coins.
You hold a pouch of dice in your right hand.
You stop using a pouch of dice.
You drop a pouch of dice.
The dice roll on the ground.
The first die stops on a I.
The second die stops on a VI.
Celric presses a hand to his heart, 'Oh, woo. We can still gamble, technically.'.
Summer says 'If I roll a six I think we are being sent a message.'
Summer drops some money.
Celric nods in agreement, 'That would be a bit on the nose, wouldn't it?'.
Summer holds a pouch of dice in her left hand.
Summer stops using a pouch of dice.
Summer drops a pouch of dice.
The dice roll on the ground.
The first die stops on a III.
The second die stops on a IV.
Summer just stares at the dice. She just stares.
Celric hides his face behind his hands, and falls back into the grass again.
What are you talking about? What, that guy?
That was like that when I got here.

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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Aysa » Sun Sep 16, 2018 4:08 pm

I probably got way too much enjoyment from this... but I was amused, thinking that she had to hurry to be somewhere at a specific time.

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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Skylar » Sun Sep 16, 2018 5:30 pm

Hehehehe, I should start trying to time that and do fly-bys on the market.
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