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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Naida » Sat Aug 11, 2012 5:41 pm

But that would be epic!
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Lylena » Sat Aug 11, 2012 6:45 pm

...You don't know the amount of platinum I would hoard just to try and purchase that weapon. Hint: It'd be a lot. A lot a lot.
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I die, you are forgiven. If I live, I will kill you."
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Casamir » Sat Aug 11, 2012 9:42 pm

It probably exists somewhere, wasn't there a Sky pony tribe in one of the first Drizzt books? Like Sky pony barbarians?
"Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!" "'Tis as impossible that he's undrowned as he that sleeps here swims." "I'm begging you please wake me up, In all my dreams I...."
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Alitar » Sun Aug 12, 2012 12:14 am

I believe there were, yes.
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Gwain » Sun Aug 12, 2012 4:46 am

Gwain wrote:At least its not pink with sky-blue ponies embossed on it.
a pink mace embossed with sky-blue ponies has been left here.

I don't always suggest the best items, but when I do, I suggest that they have ponies on them.
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Tarven » Sun Aug 12, 2012 4:58 am

< Unknown > Aldaril Farmoore of the Sky Ponies
< Human > Alitar Mierchi, the Aspiring Sky Pony
< Unknown > Althasizor Salirius of the Sky Ponies
< Unknown > Anseis of the great Sky Ponies
< HfElf > Gwain Rambash, Crow of the Sky Ponies
< Artificer > Kaden Landry, The High Sky Pony
< ElfSn > Laergulon, Bladesinger of House Sky Ponies
< Unknown > Lillia, Lootmonger of the Greedy Sky Ponies
< Human > Lylena Landon, Tempuran of the Sky Ponies
< Unknown > Mailee, Enforcer of the Mighty Sky Ponies
< Unknown > Malkolm, of the Vigilant Sky Ponies
< Unknown > Naida Lingustrum, Sky Pony Sword
< Human > Nylo Landon, Warrior of the Sky Ponies
< Unknown > Senreen Redseem, hopeful Sky Pony
< Unknown > Tehian moonie of the Sky Ponies
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Lylena » Sun Aug 12, 2012 5:15 am

An update, with everyone involved :D


< Unknown > Aldaril Farmoore of the Sky Ponies
< HfElf > Althasizor Salirius of the Sky Ponies
< Human > Anseis of the great Sky Ponies
< Human > Diritas Marshall, the Sky Pony Stag
< HfElf > Gwain Rambash, Crow of the Sky Ponies
< Artificer > Kaden Landry, The High Sky Pony [AFK]
< ElfSn > Laergulon, Bladesinger of House Sky Ponies
< Unknown > Lillia, Lootmonger of the Greedy Sky Ponies
< Human > Lylena Landon, Tempuran of the Sky Ponies
< Unknown > Mailee, Enforcer of the Mighty Sky Ponies
< Human > Malkolm, of the Vigilant Sky Ponies
< Aasim > Naida Lingustrum, Sky Pony Sword
< Human > Nylo Landon, Warrior of the Sky Ponies
< Unknown > Senreen Redseem, hopeful Sky Pony
< Unknown > Tehian moonie of the Sky Ponies
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I die, you are forgiven. If I live, I will kill you."
Such is the rule of honor.
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Nearraba » Tue Aug 14, 2012 3:14 am

Someone has a wonderful sense of humor!

A crime listing-

Eye witnesses described A swarthy, copper-eyed male rock gnome like this:
With skin as dark as a great oak and gnomish good looks, this gnome is
best described as short, dark, and dangerously sexy.

XD
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Nimboro » Thu Aug 16, 2012 3:59 am

While on Balthen, my dwarf... The eye strikes again...
The dockmaster drops a bright green long sword embossed with an unblinking eye.

The dockmaster drops a toothed club bronzed ebony club.

The dockmaster drops a glazed dark red bottle.

The dockmaster says to you 'With the frqg-nen dgceeyted,'

The dockmaster says to you 'we will have time to train'

The dockmaster says to you 'oklitia and defgnd our vilmbge'

The dockmaster says to you 'in the eutsre.'

You get a bright green long sword embossed with an unblinking eye.
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Selveem » Thu Aug 16, 2012 9:23 am

I couldn't help but notice your Dwarf picked up the Gruumsh-loving item first. >.>
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Nimboro » Thu Aug 16, 2012 5:30 pm

I did not do that on purpose... Uhh.. It's Beshaba's fault
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Lysha » Wed Aug 22, 2012 2:29 am

A weathered and well-built male human asks you 'I'm Delkin, by the way, you are?'
A weathered and well-built male human greets you.
You say 'Ah'm Eyja.'
You greet everybody in the room.
You flex for him.
Delkin chuckles.
Delkin asks 'I see you are a warrior, then?'
The waxing moon sets.
You say 'Nae, ah'm a wizzard'

Hey, to me, it was hilarious. :D Eyja a wizard...pffft
Your punch viciously hammers a shark's abdomen.
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Lylena » Wed Aug 22, 2012 5:22 pm

Lysha wrote:A weathered and well-built male human asks you 'I'm Delkin, by the way, you are?'
A weathered and well-built male human greets you.
You say 'Ah'm Eyja.'
You greet everybody in the room.
You flex for him.
Delkin chuckles.
Delkin asks 'I see you are a warrior, then?'
The waxing moon sets.
You say 'Nae, ah'm a wizzard'

Hey, to me, it was hilarious. :D Eyja a wizard...pffft
I can dig it. :D
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I die, you are forgiven. If I live, I will kill you."
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Lysha » Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:05 am

Zorinar exclaims to you 'Ha, Im the best drinkinger you know, and the cheapest drunk you know!'
You chuckle.
You say to Zorinar 'Th' cheapest b'far.'
You say to Anver 'Buy a copper wine an' he's giggl'n all ni'.'
You say to A lanky, sharp-chinned male gith 'Buy a silver wine 'n he's ou' li' a light.'
Anver asks you 'How about....a shot of ruby red? What's that do to him?'
You say to Anver 'He cou' nae handle't.'
You say to Anver 'He'd prolly die.'
Zorinar says, "Bah!" and turns away in contempt.
You say 'In vomit.'
You say ''n on fire.'
You say 'Fire vomit.'

(I've missed Eyja so much)
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Tarven » Fri Aug 24, 2012 11:53 pm

A female guard is here wandering the market keeping the peace.
You see The Market.
You blink at him in disbelief.
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Lysha » Sat Aug 25, 2012 12:18 am

Tarven wrote:A female guard is here wandering the market keeping the peace.
You see The Market.
You blink at him in disbelief.
I forgot to log it, but the guard was singing Baby Got Back earlier. Fun times! :D
Your punch viciously hammers a shark's abdomen.
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Tarven » Sat Aug 25, 2012 12:46 am

rofl
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Lysha » Sat Aug 25, 2012 1:54 am

Found it:

The guard busts out in obvious church hymn, 'I like big butts and I cannot lie!'.
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Gwain » Sat Aug 25, 2012 11:04 pm

Laroremas hefts his mace upward into a sort of salute toward you as he approaches.
You say to Nylo 'Ah, I see.'
You say to Nylo 'I mix those up. He's a good ranger.'
The day has begun.
You nod at him.
You gather yourself and stand up.
You slap him.
Laroremas says 'My apologies for the delay. I was within Silverymoon.'
Laroremas winces.
You say, OOC, 'doh'
Laroremas says, OOC, 'rofl'
You salute him.
Althasizor says, OOC, 'Win.'
You ask Laroremas 'Sorry, slap me back?'
Laroremas says to you 'Oh, that's alright.'
You say to Laroremas 'I insist.'
Laroremas clears his throat, 'That won't be necessary, sir.'.
You hear the sound of footsteps from the south-east.
You say, OOC, 'Slap and salute are very close on the keyboard *blush*'
Laroremas says, OOC, 'still laughing'
Kaden has entered the game.
Althasizor says, OOC, 'He does this.'
Laroremas says, OOC, 'The worst part is that I assumed I had deserved it somehow'
Kaden blinks.
Laroremas looks at Kaden.
Nylo looks at Kaden.
Althasizor looks at Kaden.
You say, OOC, 'I'm very very sorry. either way'
Laroremas asks you 'I will admit that I have never faced a dracolich. What should I expect, so that I may prepare accordingly?'
Laroremas says, OOC, 'haha, it's okay'
Justice is not neccesarily honourable, it is a tolerable business, in essence you tolerate honour until it impedes justice, then you do what is right.

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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Tarven » Sun Aug 26, 2012 12:33 am

Gwain wrote:Laroremas hefts his mace upward into a sort of salute toward you as he approaches.
You say to Nylo 'Ah, I see.'
You say to Nylo 'I mix those up. He's a good ranger.'
The day has begun.
You nod at him.
You gather yourself and stand up.
You slap him.
Laroremas says 'My apologies for the delay. I was within Silverymoon.'
Laroremas winces.
You say, OOC, 'doh'
Laroremas says, OOC, 'rofl'
You salute him.
Althasizor says, OOC, 'Win.'
You ask Laroremas 'Sorry, slap me back?'
Laroremas says to you 'Oh, that's alright.'
You say to Laroremas 'I insist.'
Laroremas clears his throat, 'That won't be necessary, sir.'.
You hear the sound of footsteps from the south-east.
You say, OOC, 'Slap and salute are very close on the keyboard *blush*'
Laroremas says, OOC, 'still laughing'
Kaden has entered the game.
Althasizor says, OOC, 'He does this.'
Laroremas says, OOC, 'The worst part is that I assumed I had deserved it somehow'
Kaden blinks.
Laroremas looks at Kaden.
Nylo looks at Kaden.
Althasizor looks at Kaden.
You say, OOC, 'I'm very very sorry. either way'
Laroremas asks you 'I will admit that I have never faced a dracolich. What should I expect, so that I may prepare accordingly?'
Laroremas says, OOC, 'haha, it's okay'
Should have said, "That slap? Practice that with liches, and then dragons, and then put them in a blender and drink it. The feeling you get? That's what to expect."
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