Funny moments!

[Gwain]

Only on Tuesdays.

[Jeanne]

Only on Tuesdays.

Are you roleplaying being funny?

[Gwain]

The funny moments section is an area where people post funny moments and other people comment on them. I try to be a bit witty now and then (usually I fail). Its important to remember that things said here are not said out of spite or rudeness and that I certainly do not mean any offence whatsoever towards you or your posts, most of which I find very funny and enjoyable to read. If my comments towards them are causing you any distress then I will certainly desist with posting them in response to your posts. It was not my intention to do so. Thank you for taking the time to post here regularly. I appreciate your time and efforts on the forums and in the mud itself.

[Casamir]

What about leap years?

[Jeanne]

The funny moments section is an area where people post funny moments and other people comment on them. I try to be a bit witty now and then (usually I fail). Its important to remember that things said here are not said out of spite or rudeness and that I certainly do not mean any offence whatsoever towards you or your posts, most of which I find very funny and enjoyable to read. If my comments towards them are causing you any distress then I will certainly desist with posting them in response to your posts. It was not my intention to do so. Thank you for taking the time to post here regularly. I appreciate your time and efforts on the forums and in the mud itself.

Hey Gwain...you're a liar. Are you writing from a script or do you naturally type BS?

[Harroghty]

Let's keep funny moments funny, folks. There are more appropriate forums for grievances.

[Gwain]

removed, posted by mistake.

[Arda]

To go back on-topic:

Almaron says to Acerdaen 'You really should leave the room when people come to rescue you.'
You make Acerdaen say 'Where's the fun in that?'
Soliene jumps slightly.
Almaron chuckles quietly. 'I suppose it does give adventurers an incentive to come fight the drow. They just keep crawling out of their holes, don't they?'
Soliene looks at Acerdaen.
You make Acerdaen say 'Exactly!'
Almaron dips his head. 'My apologies for questioning your wisdom.'.
You make Acerdaen say 'That is quite alright. Usually, nobody even bothers to say a word to me.'
Almaron says to Acerdaen 'Even after they've gone through all the trouble to rescue you? That seems rude.'
You make Acerdaen say 'That's adventurers for you. Anyway, if it wouldn't be too much trouble... I'd like to get some rest.'
Soliene says to Acerdaen 'You're welcome by the way.'
You say, OOC, 'Also I'm out of ventriloquism spells.'

[Algon]

Feike gasps at Sophina, 'Oh no!! Who will save you?'.
Sophina gasps with you, 'Uh! Uh!'.
Sophina exclaims to you 'When it doubt, magic it out!'
Sophina begins to chant.
You guess Sophina is casting iceshield.
Sophina utters the words, 'iceshield'.
A glistening hail of ice encompasses Sophina.
Sophina nods at herself.
Gracyn reaches over and touches the sphere of ice and winces.
Sophina grins at Gracyn.
Feike laughs at Sophina, 'Saved by the spell'.
Gracyn exclaims 'Ba dum, ching!'
Sophina lifts a pointer finger, 'It works seventy percent of the time, everytime.'.

You can never go wrong with Anchorman quotes! lol

[Beskytter]

I need to remember to copy down some of the funny moments I'm part of...then again...it is usually a had-to-be-there thing.

Idk, I'll start paying more attention...and have notepad open to a blank page. (That's really the main reason, and fix...but who's counting?)

[Beskytter]

Almaron says to you 'He's intimidated by the graceful points of my ears.'
You say to Almaron 'No one is intimidated by that.'
Almaron asks you 'By the luster of my hair?'
Eyolf shakes his head.
Eyolf hms.
Almaron asks you 'The smoothness of my skin? The soulful depths of my eyes?'
You say to Almaron 'They aren't intimidated at all... they don't want to seem rude by chuckling.'
Almaron says to you 'They're in awe of my glowy sword.'
An elven crafted cold iron longsword in Almaron's hands slowly repairs itself!
Eyolf smiles, 'I think the muttered phrase was Dainty Elfman.'.
Almaron sniffs.
Eyolf smiles, 'You know I don't think that right?'.
Almaron says to you 'They're just lucky I don't start singing.'
You say to Almaron 'I think of you as more like a scruffy looking, sheep herder with a heroic streak...'
You say 'The kind of guy who runs around, helping out cause he's actually a nice guy, but acts tough.'
Almaron says to you 'I don't think I've ever herded a sheep in my life. Though I do have a sling.'
Eyolf smiles, 'You should get a large silvery falcon.'.
You say 'Name it Millenium.'
Eyolf smiles.
Almaron says to you 'I'm only one hundred and twenty or so, not a thousand.'
You say 'And a tall shaggy furred horse, name it Chewy.'
Almaron says to you 'These are not the pets I am looking for, Eyolf.'
You say to Almaron 'Well, lets just move along then.'
Almaron nods.
You say 'So long as you don't steal Soli's plans.'
Almaron asks 'Back under the water, is that where we're going?'
You say 'Stash them in a Gondar golem and send them off on some wild goose hunt.'
Almaron peers at the water. 'Such a wretched hive of scum and villany. Let us go, though.'.

We couldn't resist... we just couldn't resist.

[Alitar]

Urlurg the Whip says 'Sharptooth you bastard... come back to me, we can make it work...'

I... I want to meet Sharptooth. I want Sharptooth to send me on a quest from Ascarle to find his old friend and one true love.

[Dranso]

Gwain says to A lanky, violet-skinned male air genasi 'Then I woke up on a desert island populated by reverse mermaids. I sold them all the pants I had and used the money to buy passage home.

HAHA, thanks Gwain!

[Gwain]

Gwain says to A lanky, violet-skinned male air genasi 'Then I woke up on a desert island populated by reverse mermaids. I sold them all the pants I had and used the money to buy passage home.

HAHA, thanks Gwain!

It could happen *looks to the builder council*

[Orplar]

Where's the like button, lol

[Harroghty]

You can apply to build whatever you'd like, Gwain. If it is accepted though...

[Gwain]

Oh I was joking. I have no plans to apply or build an island like that...I promise

[Dranso]

Gesine frowns at the two 'Where have you two been?'.
Rynn raises an eyebrow.
Taelia blows loudly on the bagpipes.
Orplar hooks at thumb at Rynn 'He uh..see.. I was uh..he..uh..I was a gnome!'.
Rynn looks neverously at Gesine 'Ah, me? nowhere'.
You cheer for Taelia.
Orplar glances at Taelia wiping his brow.
You laugh.
Rynn says to Gesine ''I was with Mearki'
Rynn pokes you in the ribs.
Rynn asks you ''Right?'
Orplar says to Gesine 'I WAS Mearki'
Orplar wiggles his eyebrows toward Gesine.

Two old players trying explain where they have been forever...

[Nimboro]

Shakrah says 'Me taught ouse was strong.'

Shakrah asks 'Now ye tells shakrah ouse too weak to throws her cross lake?'

You say 'No' even Lazgui can throw ouse dat far.'

You say 'Ouse butt too big.'

[Gwain]

I originally had an image of the Dos Equis Gentleman with the tagline:
"I don't always post topics to the forums,
But when I do, over one hundred players look at them in less than 24 hours"

But I did not want it to be posted publicly on the cheeseburger site. It was funny though. Trust me.