Funny moments!

Benorf · Post by **Benorf** » Thu Jul 23, 2015 7:25 pm

Lorelie replies to you 'Well, today is your lucky day. You are getting help from a Beshaban.

Yemin · Post by **Yemin** » Tue Aug 18, 2015 12:11 am

< Human > Ansli, Faithful Servant of Death
< HfElf > Asmir Harlsboro, Mystran Priest
< HfElf > Brelc Taanion, High Necromancer of The One
< Dweomerkeeper> Cassia Gallentius of Mystra
< Unknown > Daerin "Wonko" the Famously Sane
< DwSld > Dugni, Initiate of Moradin
< Unknown > Feebov the young adventurer
< Human > Finlay the Damaran
< HfElf > Haslin Harlsboro, Priest of Mystra
< HfElf > Isaldur Redleaf, a bard
< Nightseer > Ithrael, The Corpse-Born
< Unknown > Joric, Northern Sellsword
< Unknown > Khaniah Rohcine, Whipping Willow
< Unknown > Liora Long
< Human > Lira Caeli, Kneeling One
< ElfSn > Lorelie Landry, Bard of the Moonmaiden
< Lorekeeper > Thaien Ellbrecht, Planar Interviewer
< Unknown > Valane the young adventurer
< Unknown > Valtyrr, Commoner
< Human > Xand - Fire eating Griffonneer
< Unknown > Yvonne Redleaf, Knight of Sune
21 players.

Yeah... thats right, I knew you were a newb Feebov

Alitar · Post by **Alitar** » Wed Aug 26, 2015 2:37 am

A skinny brown-haired male human glances towards A skinny brown-haired female human and does a double take, before staring at her intently.

heh

Emeli · Post by **Emeli** » Wed Sep 02, 2015 8:03 am

Not to make fun of Harroghty.. but that doppleganger..

Harroghty says 'Forsooth I hath been deaded'

Gwain · Post by **Gwain** » Wed Sep 02, 2015 11:53 am

It was a doppelganger?

Alitar · Post by **Alitar** » Wed Sep 02, 2015 11:55 am

Sounds just like him. Except for this deading thing. Never seen Harroghty get deaded.

Emeli · Post by **Emeli** » Wed Sep 02, 2015 11:57 am

It was a dopple. XD

Emeli · Post by **Emeli** » Mon Sep 14, 2015 5:55 pm

So.. apparently I had dozed off for a few moments. Little did I know, that I would get dragged through the Anauroch Desert, because silly me forgot to stop following Mers. Here's what happened after I came to.

You blink.

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Mers laughs at you.

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Mers asks you 'Telling me you were daydreaming when I flew you through the desert?'

Mers says to you 'Brave girl'

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You gasp.

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Mers slaps his knee, amusement plain to see.

You say 'Oh dear..'

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Mers says to Keinro 'First piece of knowledge thoguh true advice will have to wait till I'm a littl emore rested. Wizards can go to alove of places and do almost anything if they have the right spells for the job.'

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Keinro Hmms, listening to Mers carefully before nodding.

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Mers says to Keinro 'She wouldn't believe me but there isn't anything in that desert that could've harmed her, even with her half unconscious. long as I was around.'

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Keinro chuckles.

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Mers says 'Well, unless a dragon moved in'

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Mers shrugs.

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The night has begun.

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You stare at Mers.

You say 'If a dragon moved in, I would have hightailed it out of there and you know it.'

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Mers says to Keinro 'Right now there is only one book off the top of my head that I give most new mages.'

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Mers asks you 'Leaving me to die horribly?'

You ponder the question.

You say to Mers 'Nope.. dragging you kicking and screaming along with me.'

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Keinro rubs his beard, 'I will keep that in mind and keep an eye out for any useful books.'.

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Mers says to you 'But draaaagon'

(Lot of conversation edited out. But note to self: Don't doze off at laptop! Never know where someone will take you.)

Estrild · Post by **Estrild** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 2:05 am

No regrets.

(okay some regrets)

You ask Mers 'What do you imagine Helmite flirting is like?'
Mers stares at the sky.
Estrild looks to Mers with great, great interest.
Mers holds up a hand, palm out to you in denial, 'Stop right there. I can't debase myself and my robes anymore today'.
You laugh.
Mers says 'Try again tomorrow'
Lorelie says 'I watch thee like the great all seeing eye... know this and be judged fair in my eyes.'
You say to Mers 'Don't think I'll forget.'
Estrild snorts with laughter.
You exclaim to Lorelie 'No. No!'
Mers says 'Oh god she's started'
Lorelie says 'Helm sees all and I want to see all of you...'
Mers holds out his hand in a fist and sweeps it out to the right, 'Helm watches thee always... but I watch thee closer still and I judge yee fare'.
Mers says 'Not bad but creepy'
Estrild says in a strangled voice, 'Terrible. Both of you.'.
You hear the sound of footsteps from the east.
Mers says 'There're some cheesy if good ones'
Lorelie chuckles softly, 'I try my best.'.
Lorelie puffs on a cigarette, and grey smoke plumes from it.
Lorelie's cigarette becomes too small to smoke, and extinguishes.
Mers says 'I am of the hosue of the steadfast and I should steadfastly maintain a guard on your body'
Estrild doesn't manage to contain her laughter that time and claps her hand over her mouth.
Mers says 'Eternal shall i stand an everlasting vigil on you and your assets'
Lorelie collapses in to laughter at this point.
Mers gestures to his one eye and states, 'When you sleep this evening. Know that my eye is ever open on you fine form'.
Estrild wheezes out, 'Terr--ible.'.
Mers says 'your'
Mers Hmmmms...
Mers snaps his fingers a few times, 'Almost... got the last...'.
Menela the wagon driver yells, 'In 30 minutes, a caravan will depart towards Berdusk, Shadowdale, and Zhentil Keep.'
Lorelie wipes away tears of laighter, 'Oh no, I don't think I can take another one...'.
You say 'I. Literally.'
The sun slowly starts to set in the west.
Mers says 'Only works for the house invincible lot but i'm sticking with it'
Estrild can't even finish that and collapses.
Mers throws in a leer to boot then shrugs helplessly, merth brimming in his eye.
Lorelie covers her face with her hands and laughs helplessly.

Aishe · Post by **Aishe** » Sat Oct 24, 2015 8:15 pm

Inside the Taproom of the Friendly Arm Inn
A curly-haired gnome in a leather apron stands here.
Aurore appears in a flash of light!
Aneira appears in a flash of light!
Caethan appears in a flash of light!
Aishe waves at Bentley Mirrorshade.
Aneira climbs down from the counter and clears her throat.
You snort.
Aurore grins at Aneira. 'Sorry about that. I guess I'm a little rusty.'.
Bentley Mirrorshade says 'I'm not wearing any pants behind this bar!'
Caethan blinks.
Aishe grins at Bentley Mirrorshade, 'That's your fault, not ours'.
Aurore sticks her tongue out at Bentley Mirrorshade. 'Eeew!'.
Aneira whispers, 'I always end up in the weirdest of places.' She lets out an eep, 'Sorry, Bentley! I didn't look!'.
Aurore laughs.
Aishe chuckles, 'All barkeeps should go pantsless'.
Aneira exclaims 'I swear! I -did- not look!'
Caethan says 'I was telling you teleportation leads to a lot of embarassing situations.'
Aurore laughs at Caethan. 'I'm learning that myself!'.
Bentley Mirrorshade says 'Oh look an electrum'
Caethan shakes his head, 'But, it is so damned convenient.'.
You smirk.
Bentley Mirrorshade reaches down to pick it up.
Aurore averts her gaze.
Aishe peers over the counter.
Aneira exclaims 'Well, last time I ended up on the... OH GODS MAN!'
Aneira quickly covers her eyes.
Aurore stares at you.
Aishe grins at Aurore, putting a finger to her lips.
Caethan clears his throat loudly.
Bentley Mirrorshade stands up and pockets the coin.
Bentley Mirrorshade wait.. what pockets?
Aneira wonders the same thing.
Caethan says 'I had forgotten how.. Gnomish gnomes were.'
Aurore glances at Bentley Mirrorshade. 'Where...' She shakes her head. 'No. Just no.'.
Caethan Hmmmms...
Bentley Mirrorshade says 'Who wants some snacks? I made them all by hand.'
Aurore screams loudly!
Aishe cackles, covering her mouth with both hands.
Caethan shakes his head, 'Not eating anything you touched without seeing you wash.'.
Caethan says 'But..'
Caethan gives a handful of candied walnuts coated in a mango glaze to Bentley Mirrorshade.
Bentley Mirrorshade says 'Warsh? What is this warsh?'
Caethan grimaces.
Caethan says 'Have a snack yourself.'
Aurore glances at Caethan, to Bentley Mirrorshade, and back to Caethan. 'You're both stark raving mad.' She grins at Bentley Mirrorshade. 'You're just stark,'.
Bentley Mirrorshade eats a handful of candied walnuts coated in a mango glaze.
Aishe grins and nods at Aurore.
Aneira turns away, shuddering a bit.
Bentley Mirrorshade whimpers, 'The glaze.. it gets everywhere, and it burns!'.
Aneira appears to be thinking very deeply.
Aishe chuckles, 'That's what you get for not wearing pants'.
Aurore giggles at Bentley Mirrorshade. 'Let me see to that.' She tsks Bentley Mirrorshade. 'You deserved that, you know.'.
Aurore begins to chant.
You guess Aurore is casting heal.
Aurore utters the words, 'heal'.
Bentley Mirrorshade is filled with regenerative positive energy!
Aneira hands over the fillet of mahi-mahi to Bentley Mirrorshade, 'Here..'.
Aneira gives a grilled fillet of mahi-mahi to Bentley Mirrorshade.
Aishe blinks at Aneira, 'To soothe the burns, or?'
Caethan nods, 'This is not the sort of thing I need to see before retiring to bed.'.
Caethan says 'But, I can't help feeling that it would make an excellent poem.'
Aurore grins at Caethan. 'You thought your dreams were haunted before...'.
Caethan widens his eyes at Aurore, 'I thought I had seen horrors before.'.
Aurore jabs a thumb at Bentley Mirrorshade. 'Now you've got Bentley Butt to keep you company while you sleep.'.
Caethan chuckles.
Aneira glances at Aurore, 'Bentley Butt? Oh dear...'.
Bentley Mirrorshade turns and stretches up to place the fish on a shelf.
Aishe grins impishly at Bentley Mirrorshade.
Aishe shakes her head at Bentley Mirrorshade, 'You're going to get me in trouble'.
Aurore just averts her gaze, avoiding the pantsless Bentley Mirrorshade. 'This has got to against some sort of rule, somewhere.'.
Caethan frowns, 'You're far too comfortable with this, Mister Mirrorshade.'.
Bentley Mirrorshade glances back at Caethan, 'That's not what you said when you joined us last tenday for the regular meeting.'.
Aishe smirks.
Aneira just keels over.
Aurore laughs and laughs.
Aishe grins at Caethan, 'He's trying to break your alibi'.
Caethan Hmmmms...
Aneira is rolling and holding her sides.
Aishe tilts her head at Bentley Mirrorshade, 'You should advertise this, to bring in more customers'.
Caethan grins and shakes his head, 'There are many places where Lathander's light doesn't shine.'.
Aishe smirks at Caethan.
Caethan has been rewarded by Aurore!
Bentley Mirrorshade says 'Hey, don't spread the secret passphrase!'
Aishe laughs, trying to take full breaths.
Aurore sighs. 'I don't think the Full Moon Bentley is offering is quite what I'm used too.'.
Caethan waggles his eyebrows at Bentley Mirrorshade and chuckles, 'Well, we've got to get new initiates somehow. Otherwise its manly Gnome-bum everywhere and that isn't what I signed up for.'.
Aishe cackles.
Aneira glances up at Aurore with tears in her eyes from laughing and the bursts out laughing again!
Aurore offers a prayer. 'Blessed Moonmaiden, save us from False Moons.'.
Aurore has been blessed by her patron!

Maetha · Post by **Maetha** » Mon Oct 26, 2015 9:07 pm

Aishe wrote:Inside the Taproom of the Friendly Arm Inn
A curly-haired gnome in a leather apron stands here.

-snip-

Caethan waggles his eyebrows at Bentley Mirrorshade and chuckles, 'Well, we've got to get new initiates somehow. Otherwise its manly Gnome-bum everywhere and that isn't what I signed up for.'.
Aishe cackles.
Aneira glances up at Aurore with tears in her eyes from laughing and the bursts out laughing again!
Aurore offers a prayer. 'Blessed Moonmaiden, save us from False Moons.'.
Aurore has been blessed by her patron!

So that's where the Mirrobutt joke came from.

dolifer · Post by **dolifer** » Wed Oct 28, 2015 3:54 am

Lorelie gets a white linen and lace handkerchief from a silvery silk sack.

Lorelie sniffles delicately, dabbing at her eyes.

Areia glances at Lorelie.

Areia looks at Lorelie.

Lorelie says softly, 'All I wanted was to hear Mersgrave sing.'.

Lylena's face draws a blank as Lorelie dabs at her eyes and glances nervously between Mers and you.

Mers says blankly to Lorelie with a little hesitance, 'wha... what ar eyou doing?'.

Lylena peers over at Mers, 'That's it? You know she'll cry for weeks now if you don't do it?'.

Lorelie sniffles a little more and twists the handkerchief between her fingers.

Areia frowns, that expression only deepening at Lorelie's words, and she resettles her gaze back silently on Mers, lifting her chin slightly as she stares at him.

Mers says 'I did... I just intentionally did it when Areia wasn't paying attention. This is getting out of hand now here ladies...'

Mers raises both hands in defence and glances sideways at Lorelie 'Stop it' .

Lylena shakes her head and lets out a small sigh.

Lylena says to Mers 'Pregnancy does an awful amount of damage to your hormones. Hopefully she can get over it...'

Lorelie dabs at her eyes again and says, 'I'll get over it, I'm sure.'.

Mers sees Lorelie and breathes out a soft curse, 'Waukeen's empty purse.... FIIIIIIINEEE' .

Mers clears his throat loudly.

Areia's face suddenly brightens, and she claps her gloved hands together once.

Lylena can't help but grin as she watches Mers sing.

Mers sings, 'I feel pretty'.

Mers sings, 'So so prittieee'.

Mers sings, 'I feel so pritiieee, so niftiieee and spryyyy'.

Mers sings 'I'm so prittiee, you can't help to poke your nose in and pryyyyy'.

Lorelie applauds softly, all sign of tears gone now.

You clap at his performance.

Mers twirls around his stave in illustration.

Lylena pulls her hands from behind her and offers Mers a small smattering of applause, 'Well done, well done.'.

Mers says to Lorelie 'Your a devious woman.'

Yemin · Post by **Yemin** » Wed Oct 28, 2015 10:03 am

It was a clone!
I swears it!

Svenrick · Post by **Svenrick** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 11:51 am

You score a critical hit!
Your slash nearly bisects a cow's right leg.
A cow gallops west.
You hear the sound of footsteps from the west.
A cow flees head over heels!
A cow grazes here.
a cow yells 'Unoemmf save me!'
A cow walks east.

Danik · Post by **Danik** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 5:33 pm

Svenrick wrote:You score a critical hit!
Your slash nearly bisects a cow's right leg.
A cow gallops west.
You hear the sound of footsteps from the west.
A cow flees head over heels!
A cow grazes here.
a cow yells 'Unoemmf save me!'
A cow walks east.

I had a rat do this to me on the road outside Silverymoon.

Raona · Post by **Raona** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 11:02 am

Meta-philosophy:

Someone tells you 'Is that really you ?'
You reply to someone 'Indeed, it be. Well, at least, I think I am myself. It may all be a grand delusion, but I prefer to think not.'
You reply to someone 'I mean, were I simply the product of someone else's imagination...I shudder to
think!'

Kinal · Post by **Kinal** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 4:47 pm

A handsome weak male human is in perfect health.
His left leg is severed.
A shimmering translucent set of armour seems to enshroud him.
Shauselm motions to Arhaus 'Your leg is gone.'.
Arhaus sighs again, shrugging, 'Tis a flesh wound.'.
You say, OOC, 'Ha.'

Atraos · Post by **Atraos** » Thu Dec 31, 2015 11:09 am

How Rude!!!

The orc gate guard says 'Juss wank rgrpufg.'

Aticus · Post by **Aticus** » Sat Jan 02, 2016 5:03 pm

A daggerford soldier walks in from the south.
A daggerford soldier says to you 'I will now carry out your sentence for'
A daggerford soldier says to you 'Your crime of mugging on a daggerford soldier'
A daggerford soldier says to you 'I am confiscating a bandit scalp'

Kinal · Post by **Kinal** » Sun Jan 03, 2016 6:57 am

You tell Gwain 'Will you marry Zeth and I?'
Gwain replies to you 'I don't know. Zeth is probably not interested in marrying me and you're a bit young to be my husband.'
You reply to Gwain 'Solid answer. Thanks.'
Gwain replies to you 'No problem'

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