Funny moments!

[Kinal]

Myn begins to chant.
You guess Myn is casting summon monster 1.
Myn utters the words, 'summon monster 1'.
A summoned creature suddenly appears near Myn.
Myn asks you 'Hungry?'

Myn begins to chant.
Myn utters the words, 'vampiric touch'.
An average sized dog's severed left leg falls to the ground!
An average sized dog's heart is torn from his chest.
An average sized dog screams as Myn's touch drains the last of his energies!
An average sized dog is DEAD!
You hear an average sized dog's death cry.

So evil...

[Alitar]

Myn begins to chant.
You guess Myn is casting summon monster 1.
Myn utters the words, 'summon monster 1'.
A summoned creature suddenly appears near Myn.
Myn asks you 'Hungry?'

Myn begins to chant.
Myn utters the words, 'vampiric touch'.
An average sized dog's severed left leg falls to the ground!
An average sized dog's heart is torn from his chest.
An average sized dog screams as Myn's touch drains the last of his energies!
An average sized dog is DEAD!
You hear an average sized dog's death cry.

So evil...

Man... That' like.... Disney evil.

[Andreas]

Best typo.

Daerin smiles to you. 'Simple deduction, Sir Knight- Oftentimes, when a shit in faith happens in such magnitude, it can be felt by all.' He smirks. 'The will of the Gods, to announce their version of the 'good news.''.

[Kinal]

Daerin smiles to you. 'Simple deduction, Sir Knight- Oftentimes, when a shit in faith happens in such magnitude, it can be felt by all.' He smirks. 'The will of the Gods, to announce their version of the 'good news.''.

This is the best thing I've ever seen.

And I've been to Disneyland.

[Andreas]

Aziza says 'This crumpet surely is delightful.'

Mers asks Aziza 'Where did you get it from?'

Zethanon says to Mers 'Bah, already know why. He ain't th'first. Nor th'last.'

Aziza points at the ground, where the other crumpets live.

Mers looks at the home of the crumpets.

Naerdenin gets a scrumptious scone.

Aziza says to Mers 'You were not hearing much of this wizardry tea party, were you? Lich's tea party.'

Naerdenin eats a scrumptious scone.

Mers notes, 'Ah, scones as well. How curious'.

Naerdenin nods at Mers.

[Kinal]

An IRL texting conversation between me and my significant other:

Bridget: Hows work?
Me: Boring. On FK with some friends.
Bridget: That sounds super exciting.
Me: It is! An IMM took control of Feebov for this cool role-play.
Bridget: I totally followed all of that and it sounded great. How many hours do you spend a day on there?
Me: Uhhh. I have 350ish logged on just this character since December.
Bridget: That doesn't seem excessive at all. Have you ever gone more than one day without playing?
Me: Yes! I have a life, too.
Me: Ugh I'm so jealous Feebov just gave Constantia this really cool thing.
Bridget: Just make one yourself, can't you just make whatever you want? I see you just typing things, I'm sure you can do that.

She'll never understand

[Yemin]

She'll never understand the way I do bro.

[Andreas]

Baby mishap!



You hold a small, brown-eyed female infant in your right hand.

Someone tells you, OOC 'Damnit'

Someone tells you, OOC 'I accidentally gave you Nearraba's baby bc 'near', my bad.'

Someone tells you, OOC 'Remove it, please, it's halting an rp at an awful moment.'



So Andreas was the first person to hold Nearraba's baby!

[Kinal]

Interestingly enough, I started playing FK when I was 12 years old, back in 2003. I was horrible at understanding RP, and even worse at spelling. For fun tonight, I logged a character I havent played since I was about that age, and I had to share his description with you all:

This male Halfelf has blue eys and very long arms.
His chest is of a normal size and not that skiiny.
moving to his abdomen you see that it is sort of muscular.
His legs are long witch obviously promotes fast reading.

[Larethiel]

His legs are long witch obviously promotes fast reading.

Wait...what?

[Kinal]

His legs are long witch obviously promotes fast reading.

Wait...what?

I blame the public school system, and telnet.

[Barrlum]

His legs are long witch obviously promotes fast reading.

Wait...what?

I blame the public school system, and telnet.

Suffer not the witch to live.

[Aticus]

Interestingly enough, I started playing FK when I was 12 years old, back in 2003. I was horrible at understanding RP, and even worse at spelling. For fun tonight, I logged a character I havent played since I was about that age, and I had to share his description with you all:

This male Halfelf has blue eys and very long arms.
His chest is of a normal size and not that skiiny.
moving to his abdomen you see that it is sort of muscular.
His legs are long witch obviously promotes fast reading.

Literal LOL.

Former English teacher--->

[Aticus]

Forge, a mangy tom cat sniffs a ghostly watchdog's butt.

[Kinal]

Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
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Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
Carresk says 'Foxs Cunning''
Carresk has lost his link.


Let's play: IS...IT...A...BUG..?!

[Terageld]

INT: 124/16
Too cunning...

[Gwain]

You feel your heart swell with pride.

A little difficult to do when you are DEAD...
...Everything begins to fade to black.

You feel yourself leaving your body... rising up into the air, you feel
more free than you have ever felt before...

However, before your deity comes to collect your soul, you feel a strange
pulling sensation as strange and colorful mists swirl around you...

[Beskytter]

The High Castle Dungeon
U-Outside the Hig
In spite of efforts otherwise, this room is still a bit damp
and dank. The walls are plain stone and clean straw and rushes
are scattered over the floor. The only light is from a small
ball set in the ceiling. An empty bucket rests in one corner
and a small table hides a covered chamber pot.
A Harper guard stands guard here.
A citizen of Berdusk goes about her business here.
A Harper guard stands guard here.
A citizen of Berdusk goes about her business here.

What happens when you open the dungeon door...

[Kinal]

I work with mentally disabled children for a living, and at the end of the week, submit reports - sometimes hundreds - cataloging the work I did, the goals we accomplished, for tracking purposes.

However, there are about 30-100 of these reports that I generate each week that are identical (safety checks basically), so under the box where I type in the purpose of the report, it usually looking something like this:

"I checked on them during my overnight shift, they were asleep and in good health."

But because I generate 30-100 of these in a row, I usually just copy and paste that above sentence as is.

However, when you're grinding on FK at the same time between reports, sometimes you accidentally generate 50 notes that say:

"I provided the personal care service with the support activity of general supervision and appropriate intervention, necessary in order to live safely in the community, by With a bonecrunching sound your crush violently smashes a student fighter's chest. a student fighter has several traumatic wounds."


Added about 3 hours of extra work for me.

[Yemin]

This deserves to be saved somewhere for all time

The Constableski wrestles with a drunken bear here.
Constableski bows to you stiffly from the waist.
l constab
A tall leather collar protects this man's neck and keeps his
head erect (though his almost aristocratic poise, nose aloft
in the air, may share some blame). He otherwise has the gear
of a Waterdhavian guard: black scale armor and a tunic which
bears Waterdeep's emblem.
Constableski is in perfect health.
Constableski is using:
<worn as armour> steel scale mail
<worn on head> an antlered helm (perfect)
<left hand> a bottle of iced vodka (perfect)
<right hand> a silvery steel light mace (perfect)

that is all