[Humour] Elves, a Role-playing Guide

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[Humour] Elves, a Role-playing Guide

Post by Alitar » Tue Jul 05, 2016 3:24 pm

"The noir hero is a knight in blood caked armour. He's dirty and he does his best to deny the fact that he's a hero the whole time."
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Re: [Humour] Elves, a Role-playing Guide

Post by Yemin » Tue Jul 05, 2016 5:16 pm

someguy wrote: Prior to lynching, make sure to hand out this handy How To Kill Elves pamphlet.
I think I got this backwards. I'm playing an elf wizard in human form I think.
I trained up double-edged bananas because the uber-plantain of doom I scored from the beehive quest was the best weapon in the game. Now it's being treated like a bug and they have gimped its damage! That's not fair! My character is ruined!
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Re: [Humour] Elves, a Role-playing Guide

Post by Larethiel » Tue Jul 05, 2016 8:36 pm

This seems an accurate guide! Thanks to Alitar! :D
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Re: [Humour] Elves, a Role-playing Guide

Post by Harroghty » Wed Jul 06, 2016 4:06 am

Glad you - and a lot of other people seemingly, liked the idea. If you do, remember to report back on just how much of an obnoxious prig you have been able to become :P
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