https://www.reddit.com/r/rpg/comments/4 ... u_are_not/
Hope this helps.
[Humour] Elves, a Role-playing Guide
[Humour] Elves, a Role-playing Guide
"The noir hero is a knight in blood caked armour. He's dirty and he does his best to deny the fact that he's a hero the whole time."
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Re: [Humour] Elves, a Role-playing Guide
I think I got this backwards. I'm playing an elf wizard in human form I think.someguy wrote: Prior to lynching, make sure to hand out this handy How To Kill Elves pamphlet.
I trained up double-edged bananas because the uber-plantain of doom I scored from the beehive quest was the best weapon in the game. Now it's being treated like a bug and they have gimped its damage! That's not fair! My character is ruined!
Re: [Humour] Elves, a Role-playing Guide
This seems an accurate guide! Thanks to Alitar! 
Weit in der Champagne im Mittsommergrün,
dort, wo zwischen Grabkreuzen Mohnblumen blühn,
da flüstern die Gräser und wiegen sich leicht
im Wind, der sanft über das Gräberfeld streicht.
dort, wo zwischen Grabkreuzen Mohnblumen blühn,
da flüstern die Gräser und wiegen sich leicht
im Wind, der sanft über das Gräberfeld streicht.
Re: [Humour] Elves, a Role-playing Guide
Oh, elves.Glad you - and a lot of other people seemingly, liked the idea. If you do, remember to report back on just how much of an obnoxious prig you have been able to become
"A man may die yet still endure if his work enters the greater work, for time is carried upon a current of forgotten deeds, and events of great moment are but the culmination of a single carefully placed thought." - Chime of Eons