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Funny moments!

Post by Alvirin » Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:04 pm

The guard picks Dapher up.
Dapher looks at the guard and says 'Eep'!
Zelar chuckles obviously in jest 'Oh my Dapher, you are such a horrible person'.
You blink at him in disbelief.
The guard attaches Dapher to the bottom of the broom.
The guard quietly sweeps the market.
Dapher exclaims 'Lemme go GO!!!'
You laugh.
A tortured and withered male human innocently look at Dapher from behind his mask.
Harroghty holds up a hand to the guard, 'Really, 'tis enow.'.
The guard unataches Dapher and sets him on the ground.
Dapher oof and uff and grunts 'Oof, ouch, ugh!'
The guard goes back to his patrol, broom in hand.
Dapher exclaims to the guard 'Meanie!'
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Erin » Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:15 am

Frankkin says to you 'I like your bandolier'
You say to Frankkin 'Hello and thank you'
You smile.
You feel rather sick.
The Wave Runner leaves the docks.
Frankkin says 'Doesn't quite go with the gown, in my opinion'
Frankkin asks 'Contradictor messages, you know?'
Frankkin grins at you.
Frankkin says, OOC, 'contradictory..geez'
Frankkin says, OOC, 'time for bed'
You say to Frankkin 'I Know, but it is very handy'
Frankkin appears to be thinking very deeply.
You say, OOC, '*gig* about an hour past mine'
Frankkin says 'Well.. you ARE married.. guess it's for the best'
Frankkin snickers.
Frankkin says 'No telling when you have to whip out the rolling pin'
Frankkin snickers.
You laugh.
Frankkin says 'I'm getting silly'
Frankkin says 'I need sleep'
You get a wooden rolling pin from a bandolier worn across the chest.
You grin.
Frankkin blinks.
Frankkin blinks.
You put a wooden rolling pin in a bandolier worn across the chest.
Frankkin screams loudly!
Frankkin puts his hands over his head.
You chuckle.
Frankkin exclaims 'Not me! Not me!'
Frankkin exclaims 'I didn't do it!'
Frankkin exclaims 'Hoildric MADE ME!!!'
You say to Frankkin 'No, I only use it on dough'
Frankkin sighs loudly.
Frankkin removes his head.
Frankkin coughs loudly.
Frankkin coughs loudly.
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Frankkin removes his hands from the top of his head.
Frankkin says 'Uh, good day.. time for sleeping'

Frankkin rolls his eyes.

Frankkin sighs loudly.

Frankkin jogs east.
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Layna » Mon Sep 15, 2008 5:35 pm

Fun with ventriloquism!

Lathlain winks again, tossing and promptly catching the skull with a flourish before again taking his leave alone.
Lathlain flies east.
Zarafae chuckles and says, 'Show off.'.
Zarafae says 'Nice rear, though.'
Mazikeen gasps at Zarafae, 'I have never..'.
Lathlain flies in from the east.
Mazikeen says 'I couldn't agree more, I want to get my hands on that piece of Elf-meat and just disappear for a few hours.'
Zarafae gasps and looks to Mazikeen, 'My stars!'.
Lathlain comes to a halt some feet from Mazikeen, his eyes widening in horror.
Mazikeen plants her face in her palms, laughing softly.
Layna rubs at her nose, managing to contain a giggle somehow.
Lathlain says 'I much prefer Zarafae, sorry.'
Layna manages to become intensely interested in something just slightly above and to the left of Lathlain's head, lips twitching.
Mazikeen flutters her eyelashes in Zarafae's direction.
Lathlain says 'Yes, Zarafae's fine figure and intellect truly turns my heart to fancy, though I suppose some might prefer bony, skinny things, tough and with skin like leather, they are not for me!'
Mazikeen glances at Lathlain.
Mazikeen considers, 'I believe Lath'lain has become the /butt/ of our joke.' she winks at Zarafae.
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Jaenoic » Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:49 pm

Aveline makes loud wretching noises and pukes on the ground.
Enig waggles a finger at Aveline's belly, 'Hey, now, Ani- Oh!'.
The priest begins to chant.
You guess the priest is casting antimagic shell.
The priest utters the words, 'antimagic shell'.
A shimmering translucent shell forms about the priest.

Way to be subtle, priest. :roll:
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Estrild » Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:37 am

Estrild slips off of Snap, a golden griffon's saddle, securing his harness to a post outside of the inn. 'If you bite anyone, I will have you turned into glue.'.
You dismount Snap, a golden griffon.
You say to Snap, a golden griffon 'Glue.'
Snap, a golden griffon does not seem happy with Gwain attempting to pluck his feathers.
Snap, a golden griffon turns around and bites Gwain.
You Hmmmm out loud.
Gwain pats Snap, a golden griffon on his back.
You say to Snap, a golden griffon 'Bad luck.'
Gwain wrings out his hand.
Jaenoic winces.
Gwain says to Snap, a golden griffon 'Buckets.'
Estrild scoffs the rest of the bread before it can come up with a response.
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Glim » Mon Oct 13, 2008 4:25 am

You ask Mearki 'Did you know Gondars have invented their own music?'
Mearki asks you 'What does it sound like?
Glim shrugs, 'It's a bunch of banging and steam and whirring. They have to scream to be heard over their instruments'.
You say 'They call it metal. Kind of an unoriginal name'
Glim asks Gwain 'Can I be on the watch?!?'
Gwain raises an eyebrow.
Gwain seems to display a look of complete horror for a second...
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Dranso » Mon Oct 13, 2008 4:54 am

Glim tells you 'I can't find my weasel!'
You reply to Glim 'Is he in your pants?'
Glim replies to you 'No no. I can't find him. My familiar!'
You reply to Glim 'Where did you last leave him?'
Glim replies to you 'I dunno'
You reply to Glim 'Alright alright. Where would you be if you were a weasel?'
Glim replies to you 'With my wizard master!'
You reply to Glim 'You think he is in the city then?'
Glim replies to you 'Found him. Naughty weasel'
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Dranso » Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:09 am

You tell Glim 'You havin' fun with your weasel?
Glim replies to you 'Not yet. I have to get ready first!'
You reply to Glim 'Don't tire your weasel out.
Glim tells you, OOC 'You have a dirty dirty mind XD'
You reply to Glim, OOC 'I'm trying not to lol :)'
Glim replies to you 'Im going to have him pulling alot, but with some magical assistance, he should come through'
Glim replies to you, OOC 'I don't believe you'
You reply to Glim, OOC ':D you are the one with the weasel
Glim replies to you, OOC 'He's cute!!!! >.<....'
You reply to Glim 'Why is he pulling so much?
You reply to Glim, OOC 'XD'
Glim replies to you 'Because I don't want to do it'
You reply to Glim 'Your weasel is gonna be sore in the morning then'
Glim replies to you 'It's ok. He is lazy so the magic will do most of the work
You reply to Glim '*chuckle* Well have fun!'
Glim replies to you 'I shall!
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Glim » Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:05 am

The priest says to A pregnant, fair-haired female halfelf 'Greetings.'
The priest says to A pregnant, fair-haired female halfelf 'Do you want me to tell you all there'
The priest says to A pregnant, fair-haired female halfelf 'is to know about joining a faith and'
The priest asks A pregnant, fair-haired female halfelf 'following a god?'

The priest asks A pregnant, fair-haired female halfelf 'Or would you like to give it all up for what's behind door number two?'

XD
Classic
Glim asks Gwain 'Can I be on the watch?!?'
Gwain raises an eyebrow.
Gwain seems to display a look of complete horror for a second...
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Gwain » Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:24 am

Oh memory, you serve me so well :?
Balek asks you 'Quick, whit're th' names o' Miriel's weeuns?'
You say to Balek 'Huey, Duey and Louie.
Justice is not neccesarily honourable, it is a tolerable business, in essence you tolerate honour until it impedes justice, then you do what is right.

Spelling is not necessarily correct :)
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Glim » Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:20 am

Gwain wrote:Oh memory, you serve me so well :?
Balek asks you 'Quick, whit're th' names o' Miriel's weeuns?'
You say to Balek 'Huey, Duey and Louie.
Ive had this stuck in my head now and it's all your fault:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frGLMtGsotc
Glim asks Gwain 'Can I be on the watch?!?'
Gwain raises an eyebrow.
Gwain seems to display a look of complete horror for a second...
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Belose » Thu Oct 23, 2008 7:26 pm

This should probably go officially in the Geekdom thread, but the first thing that came into my mind at the mention of Huey, Duey and Louie were the 3 robots from the Sci-Fi flick with Bruce Dern, "Silent Running". I still get teary eyed watching it. Sure.. it's only a robot.. and who cares about a bunch of fauna and flora forever flying through the cosmos?
Poor little guy..no female plugs.... :shock: :oops:
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Harroghty » Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:24 am

You say 'I have to go.'
You say 'One of our friends is dead.'
You reply to Xryon 'I'll meet you in the square presently.'
You hear the chanting of the faithful.
You put a small wooden horse in a white and black badger fur sporran.
Xryon replies to you 'My thanks, friend.'
Lerytha smiles, 'I'm glad.'


Really, Lerytha. Do we want you turning Waterdeep into this kind of heartless regime? : )
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Reiya » Sun Oct 26, 2008 8:47 am

Faria arches her back uncomfortably.
Faria winces and begins to rub her lower back.
You say to Faria 'I know what will help that..'
You get a steel cooking knife from a silvery black sack.
You eep!
You get a rune-shaped cookie with sprinkles from a silvery black sack.
Estrild blinks at you in disbelief.
You give a rune-shaped cookie with sprinkles to Faria.
You put a steel cooking knife in a silvery black sack.
Estrild says, OOC, '*dies*'
You say, OOC, 'Oh dear, that was a sad sad mistake.'
Estrild says, OOC, 'That. . .that. . .'
Faria blinks slowly.
Faria squeaks. 'Thank you'.
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Post by Lerytha » Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:38 pm

I should point out that Lerytha's "I'm glad" was actually to some good news said just a little bit before "One of our friends has died". ;)
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Reiya » Tue Oct 28, 2008 4:09 am

You ask Estrild 'I killed a guy with a trident?'
Estrild raises an eyebrow at you.
Estrild says to you 'I believe that is untrue.'
You say to Estrild 'You're right, it was a pitchfork.'
Moranall says to you 'I've been meaning to speak with you about that.'
Arnof says to you 'I think you should lay low for a while.'
Estrild nods at you.
You chuckle.
Moranall says to you 'You might want to find a relative close by, stay low for a while, because you're PROBABLY wanted for murder.'
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Lathlain » Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:18 am

Bwahaha! I'm in a glass cage of emotion ^_^
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Arnof » Tue Oct 28, 2008 3:48 pm

That was simply classic. Two night of exceptional RP in WD's square. :)
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Estrild » Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:20 am

Belose raises an eyebrow at a chocolate golem.
Reiya licks a chocolate golem and leaves a trail of slobber.
Reiya whimpers at a chocolate golem, 'You.. are.. delicious!'.
It starts to rain.
Belose grins.
Belose exclaims 'And look! Water!'
A chocolate golem begins to melt in the rain.
Estrild gasps, horrified, 'No!!'.
You exclaim to Reiya 'A bucket! Get a bucket!'
Reiya gets a draft of evergold from a silvery black sack.
Reiya gets a pink glass jar from a silvery black sack.
Reiya mutters.
Reiya gets a cast iron cooking pot from a large green silk sack.
A vial of blessed water glows briefly, then disappears in a puff of smoke!
a chocolate golem is filled with regenerative positive energy!
Reiya holds the pot over a chocolate golem, 'Don't melt my delicious friend!'.
A chocolate golem groans as it slowly begins to turn into a puddle.
Reiya drops to her knees and watches a chocolate golem melt, 'Nooooo!'.
Estrild flails her hands into the air, 'Noooooo!'.
A chocolate golem lets out a sighing sound as it begins to turn into an urecogniseable lump.
As the golem melts away, it leaves a few remains.
Estrild groans, 'Oooooh. IT LOOKED SO DELICIOUS!'.
Belose nods.
Reiya exclaims to you 'It WAS so delicious!'
Belose gets a cluster of chocolate coated cherries.
Estrild scoops up some of the cherries with a delicacy. 'Poor delicious golem!'.
You get a cluster of chocolate coated cherries.
You exclaim to Reiya 'I would have been his best friend!!'
Reiya says to you 'I would have been his worst enemy.'
Belose asks you 'Temptation would not have overcome you?'
You gaze thoughtfully at him and say 'Hmmm.'
Belose raises an eyebrow at you.
Reiya says to you 'One lick and I knew I was done for..'

Reiya = <3
Estrild scoffs the rest of the bread before it can come up with a response.
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Reiya » Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:02 am

Estrild wrote: You exclaim to Reiya 'I would have been his best friend!!'
Reiya says to you 'I would have been his worst enemy.'
^^ Best part right there.

I'm not going to lie..
I was laughing out loud while reading this!
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