Funny moments!

[Harroghty]

A wooden training golem says 'Wait'
A wooden training golem puts on some lipstick.
You ask a wooden training golem 'Really?'
You say to a wooden training golem 'That's kind of... hot.'
The gown melts and burns a wooden training golem!
A wooden training golem mutters.
A wooden training golem squeezes into low cut black lace gown.
Your pulse returns to normal.
You say 'Hell yeah.'
A wooden training golem admires itself.
A wooden training golem winks at you.
You say to a wooden training golem 'You're kind of foxy.'

Goodbye horses.....

...and better...

Jaenoic raises a brow at you.
Jaenoic gives you low cut black lace gown.
Jaenoic asks you 'Where did this come from...?'
You laugh.
You shake your head.
You say 'Don't ask.'

[Brodnur]

Just so people know what to expect. Here is a partial list of the food items found.

Average dwarf hosted party food list

A mug of heather ale sits on the floor here. (perfect)
( 4) A bottle of absinthe has been dropped here. (perfect)
(11) A bottle of white Glaemril wine lies here. (perfect)
( 4) A mug of hot Highmoon cider smokes on the ground here. (perfect)
( A mug of moonshae moonshine spills on the ground here. (perfect)
(18) A mug of dwarven misty whisky spills over here. (perfect)
( 2) A keg of ale rolls on its side here. (perfect)
(20) A mug lies on the ground here. (good)
(18) A glass of red wine is here. (perfect)
( 5) A bottle of Tethyrian Port lies here. (perfect)
A flask lies on the ground here. (perfect)
( 3) A bottle of ginger-flavoured wine lies here. (perfect)
( 4) A mug of barley beer lies on the ground here. (good)
( A mug lies on the ground here. (good)

( 7) A bottle of sparkling dwarven ale spills over here. (perfect)
( 9) A bottle of Cormyran Brandy is here. (perfect)
(13) A mug of dwarven honey mead spills over here. (perfect)
( A glass of Zzar fortified wine spills on the ground here. (perfect)
(12) A mug of red dwarven lager spills over here. (perfect)
(12) A mug of stout dwarven mead spills over here. (perfect)
A travellers water skin leaks water onto the ground here. (perfect)
( 7) A cup of minted Glaemril tea lies here. (perfect)
A keg of Highmoon Dark lies here. (perfect)
(16) A mug of Shadowdark Ale lies here. (perfect)
( 3) Some dried apple slices lie on the ground here. (perfect)
( 9) Some dried peppered potato slices were left on the ground here. (perfect)
( 2) A mug of dwarven skullcracker mead spills over here. (perfect)
( 5) A mug of Arrowflight Ale spills on the ground here. (perfect)

Did I miss anything, anyone?

[Belose]

Yeah! Someone... who shall remain nameless...left their stomach.. so the food went south for the summer.

[Ariala]

Yeah! Someone... who shall remain nameless...left their stomach.. so the food went south for the summer.

>.>
Who? Faria?
She IS pregnant..ya know...
<.<

[Lirith]

The party for Kallias' knighting cereony was breaking up...

Brigitte looks at the butter sculpture sadly, 'I'm also sad to leave him.'.
A rakish male halfelf eats a butter sculpture of a Knight of Duty.
You gasp.
Kallias laughs.
Kallias says 'You better be walking home'
A rakish male halfelf thumps his chest..
A rakish male halfelf says to Kallias '..When my heart stops working again.'
A rakish male halfelf says to Kallias 'Just give me a good thump.'

A few minutes later..

A rakish male halfelf gets a bottle of the wine of duty from a banquet table.
A rakish male halfelf goes cross-eyed and belches, breath smelling faintly of duty and butter.

[Moloch]

Tanya coughs, her chinks turning a little punk 'Uh..'.
Tanya says, OOC, 'chinks..should be cheeks...'
You say, OOC, 'Your chinks just turned punk...I thought the brits went punk.'
Tanya says, OOC, 'omg. i fail at typing. ok?'
Tanya has cheeks, not chinks. that went pink, not punk.

[Melian]

You begin to chant.
You animate a chocolate cake
A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf blinks.
A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf looks at a chocolate cake.
A chocolate cake growls at Tanya.
A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf lunges in front of Tanya.
A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf exclaims 'EVIL CAKE! AIE!'
You reply to Chase 'Easy enough when they wear different clothes. The one with the blue ring is Anya. And the blue robe with gold locket is Tanya.'
A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf gets a bottle of milk from a travellers pack.
A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf exclaims to a chocolate cake 'Back, you feral cake! I have milk, and it will make you soggy and crumble!'
Chase looks at Tanya.
A chocolate cake leaves a trail of frosting as it speeds towards Tanya.
Ok.
A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf stands in front of Tanya.
You giggle.
Chase point at Tanya 'this is Anya'.
A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf tells you, OOC 'zomg....skid mark?'
A slender, red-headed female halfelf walks in from the west.
A slender, red-headed female halfelf walks east.
A chocolate cake circles a frosting trail around Tanya and A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf.
Ok.
You reply to A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf, OOC 'EEP!'
Chase grins pointing at 2.thin 'This is Tanya'.
Chase grins pointing at A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf 'This is Tanya'.
You point at her.
A chocolate cake returns to the dust from whence it came.
A chocolate cake stops following you.
You say to Chase 'That one.'
Waaaaah ...
You exclaim 'MY CAKE!'
A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf laughs.
You say 'It was so tasty and it left me.'
A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf puts her hands on her hips and laughs victoriously.
A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf says 'HA HA HA'
Ah, don't take it so hard.
A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf exclaims 'The evil twin wins again!'
You say 'Now I have no cake to eat.'
A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf gives you a bottle of milk.
A bottle of milk walks in from the east.
Ok.
The guard bows before you.
A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf looks at a bottle of milk and says 'Eep'!
Tanya blinks.
Chase asks 't=onya, I bet your sister kied the cake, bu in her face?'
A bottle of milk sloshes around and douses the frosting skid mark.
Ok.
A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf replies to you, OOC 'XD'
Melian swipes her finger in the frosting and licks her finger.
You say 'Yumm. Rocks and frosting.'
Chase asks 'tonya, I bet your sister liked the cake, but in her face?'
Chase sits frowning from trying and get quiet.

[Lysha]

No one likes to toot their own horn.....

Estrild asks you '. . .Want to perform at your own event?'
You blush as you fart loudly.
It sure does stink around here!
Estrild nods at you.
Estrild says to you 'Agreed by everyone then.'
Faria covers her face and blushes. 'Goddess bless it....'.

[Selveem]

Not certain if post was deleted or forum error as I received no notification and no rules were broken, so am reposting:

Mod edit: Grow up.

[Jaenoic]

Edit: feel free to delete this.

[Selveem]

Some people get it, some don't.

[Moloch]

It is clearly not funny.

[Belose]

I agree that he shouldn't have posted it.. he could have done differently. It should not be posted for all the people who play to be making inferences off of it that they shouldn't. But I disagree with the rest. The ending IS funny. Someone trying to save their backside in such a fashion and getting their petard hoisted is VERY funny. But I have a weird sense of humor, so don't hold it against me. If you hold it against me, Braeck my have to rip it off.

[Elerian]

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[Estrild]

Faria's baby already has developed its own special charm.


Faria moves Darien over into Miriel's arms.
Faria stops using a tiny male infant.
Faria gives a tiny male infant to Miriel.
Miriel stops using a small female baby.
Miriel holds a tiny male infant in her left hand.
A tiny male infant spits up on Miriel.
Faria eeps!
Faria exclaims 'Sorry!'
Arlen says, OOC, 'Reward baby lots doesn't seem to work.'

[Lysha]

Your mount is too exhausted.
You exclaim to Aria, a black and chestnut painted horse 'We're almost there!'
Aria, a black and chestnut painted horse snorts.
Aria, a black and chestnut painted horse collapses into a deep sleep.
You blink.
Ariala snickers.
You ask Aria, a black and chestnut painted horse 'Was that horse for eff you?'
Ariala laughs.

[Belose]

Your mount is too exhausted.
You exclaim to Aria, a black and chestnut painted horse 'We're almost there!'
Aria, a black and chestnut painted horse snorts.
Aria, a black and chestnut painted horse collapses into a deep sleep.
You blink.
Ariala snickers.
You ask Aria, a black and chestnut painted horse 'Was that horse for eff you?'
Ariala laughs.

I think it's more of a "Kiss my backside!" type of thing since you obviously didn't have a donkey along to make a reference to.

[Layna]

The priest has the best comedy timing:

Estrild gives Duvas an interested look, 'You are awfully quiet. Have we gotten off on the wrong foot in the past?'.
Estrild says to Duvas 'I can never remember who I have offended. It is a very long list.'
Duvas says to Estrild 'Well, ye did say once I was makin ye feel unsafe.'
Estrild Hmmmms...
Estrild taps her chin thoughtfully, looking fascinated, 'Really? Huh!'.
Estrild says to Duvas 'I have no recollection of that at all.'
Maeithra smirks at Duvas, 'It's all that unbridled manliness. Makes any lass feel unsafe. Fortunately, I am immune.'.
Estrild nods her head in agreement with you.
Estrild says to Duvas 'That must be it.'
Estrild says to Duvas 'Unbridled masculinity.'
Duvas rubs his chin. 'Think I was beratin some watchman about how they decide who's enough trouble ter throw out'.
Duvas says to Estrild 'But I'll take that.'
The priest begins to chant.
You guess the priest is casting antimagic shell.
The priest utters the words, 'antimagic shell'.
A shimmering translucent shell forms about the priest.
Estrild offers Duvas a grin, 'Well, no hard feelings, whatever it was, I hope. I have a horrid temper but have trouble holding a grudge past the hour.'.
The priest begins to chant.
The priest utters the words, 'death ward'.
A ward against deadly harm suddenly glows around the priest.
The priest begins to chant.
You guess the priest is casting resilience.
The priest utters the words, 'toralguruunsoqz'.
the priest grows resilient.
Estrild glances at the priest.
The priest begins to chant.
You guess the priest is casting sanctuary.
The priest utters the words, 'sanctuary'.
A luminous aura spreads slowly over the priest's body.
Maeithra eyes the priest, 'You're making him feel unsafe too now'.
Estrild says to Duvas 'Unbridled masculinity.'

[Nearraba]

A rabid monkey just so happens to wander in, on a worg,(a big, not so nice looking wolf) chewing on its dinner...


A tiny rabid monkey smashes the corpse repeatedly with a frying pan.
Sarade double glances at a tiny rabid brown money and Kilahz, a large ferocious worg, thinking she must be dreaming.
A titanic, dark-haired male mountain orc snorts, as Kilahz, a large ferocious worg growls loudly at the monkey.
A tiny rabid monkey hops up and down.
A titanic, dark-haired male mountain orc exclaims, "Git! Stooput tiny monkeez! Dat Kilahz!"
Sarade cannot help but to laugh, though she quickly clears her throat and replaces a stern face.
A tiny rabid brown monkey smashes the corpse repeatedly with a frying pan.
A tiny rabid monkey hops up and down.
You get a stuffed monkey paw from a cloth pack.
A tiny rabid brown monkey screams loudly!
A tiny rabid brown monkey screams loudly!
You wink at a tiny rabid brown monkey.
A tiny rabid brown monkey hops up and down.

[Mele]

Daunyelle pouts her bottom lip out at Trathas, 'Come now, you know you love me.'.
You ask Mazikeen 'Mazibean, do you still need practice performing weddings?'
Trathas has lost his link. <- MISTAKE!!!
Mazikeen glances at Trathas, 'You..are a wordsmith.'.
You say to Mazikeen 'Hurry up before he's consious again.'
Mazikeen asks you 'Do you?'
You say to Mazikeen 'I do.'
Mazikeen asks Trathas 'Do you?'
Mazikeen nods Trathas's head up and down.
You clap your hands together.
Mazikeen says 'I now pronounce you husband and wife.'
You kiss him.
Daunyelle squees!
Mazikeen lifts Trathas's hand and makes him fondle you lovingly.
You laugh at Mazikeen.