Funny moments!

Moloch · Post by **Moloch** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:42 am

Two weddings in one night. I rock.

Selveem · Post by **Selveem** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:14 pm

Skeas yells 'Balek Oredelver! In Tempus' name, I command you! RISE!'
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Skeas begins to chant.
You guess Skeas is casting raise dead.
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Skeas utters the words, 'raise dead'.
A shining pink gem glows brightly, then disappears in a puff of smoke!
Balek has been raised from the dead.
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Training grounds
E-Training ground S-Training ground W-Hallway
Although there is a roof that covers and protects from the worst of weather
the sides of these grounds are open to the elements. The ground is dirt
but packed hard from many booted feet. Dummies made of varying materials
have been set up for trainees to practice their fighting skills on.
The sky is cool and hailing but a warm southerly breeze blows.
A metal training golem has been set up here for trainees.
A metal training golem has been set up here for trainees.
Skeas is standing here.
Uldin is standing here.
Balek is here sitting on a ghostly rocking chair.

Legault · Post by **Legault** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:03 pm

Arlen says, OOC, 'Invite me again. I fail at this game

.'

You invite Arlen to join your group.
Arlen accepts your invitation and joins your group.
You say, OOC, 'It's ok. Are you new to FK?'
Arlen says, OOC, 'Yeah

.'
Arlen says, OOC, 'I just started..8 years ago.'
You say, OOC, 'It's ok, if you have any questions, just use the ASK channel, and use profane language. They love that.'
You say, OOC, '*nod*'
Arlen says, OOC, 'XD'

Peverell · Post by **Peverell** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 12:19 pm

You say to Enig 'It seems some have expressed their concern over the sightings of wemics in and around Waterdeep.'
Enig asks 'Wemic? What's that?'
(Peverell glances at Ramirus)
You ask Ramirus 'Shall I do my wemic impression again...?'
Enig looks at you.
Peverell raises his hands up into claw shapes and bears his teeth in something of a snarl. He makes feline swiping motions with his claw-like hands.
Enig asks you 'Er... Are they crazy people?'
Peverell raises his hands to the top of his head, as if to indicate ears.
Enig asks '... Crazy elves?'
Ramirus blinks.
Peverell licks the back of his hand and rubs it behind his imaginary ear.
Enig exclaims 'Oh, I get't!'
Enig says '.. Feral elves.'
Peverell sighs at Ramirus 'Ramirus!' he tuts 'It's no good unless you narrate as well...'.
Enig exclaims to Ramirus 'Let's hear the narration!'
Peverell raises his hands up under his chin and makes mewing noises.
Peverell swipes the air with his clawed hands and says 'Rawr!'.
Naikashria flinches once and taps at A lithe, copper-haired male sun elf's arm pausing to interject in Enig's conversation 'Wemics are sylvan creatures with the body of a lion and the torso of a human though their face holds feline attributes.'.
Peverell lowers his hands and sighs at Ramirus again.
Naikashria adds in a more serious note 'They are not.. elves.'.
Enig says 'Oh, I see.'
Enig says 'Well, that sort'f takes the fun out'f my teasing Pev.'

Mele · Post by **Mele** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:10 pm

rofl, killjoy to Pev's hysterics. ;;

Tavik · Post by **Tavik** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 7:21 am

The priestess begins to chant.
You guess the priestess is casting regenerate.
The priestess utters the words, 'regenerate'.
The priestess's healing power causes your head to grow back.

Ummm....

Peverell · Post by **Peverell** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:23 pm

Short but sweet...

Ynaura says to Elke 'We go to each other for our troubles even when they have nothing to do with faith.'
Ynaura says 'If Ramirus is having a particularly bad braid day...we help him fix it.'

Ramirus · Post by **Ramirus** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:48 pm

I have one too!

Peverell glances at you and grins 'Shall I tell him my news?' he nods towards Enig.

Gwain says to Peverell 'Its more disturbing if I tell him.'

Gwain says to Enig 'Peverell is pregnant.

Skeas · Post by **Skeas** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:29 am

Colden says to you 'Everytime I've been resurrected I was naked at first.'

Jeira makes a face, 'Yar shoold be usin' diffrent preests, then. Thass sum perverse stuff,
thar.'.

Jeira smiles lightly, 'Or iffn yar be usin kyoot women preessusses, per'aps yar otta be usin'em
errytime, so'n yar can be enjoyin' tha stuff they be doin' to yar coorps.'.

Colden smiles at you, saying, 'I'd ratha be alive fer t'at part.'.

Gwain · Post by **Gwain** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:07 pm

You say to Larethiel 'I could kill her. But then I'd have to take off my pajamas.'
Larethiel says to you 'I'd happily do the deed for you.'
You say to Larethiel 'You're not taking off my pajamas'

Melian · Post by **Melian** » Wed May 06, 2009 6:00 am

So, because this was funny, I decided to post here:

Estrild is here mounted by you.
Estrild gazes thoughtfully at you and says 'Hmmm.'
Estrild begins to sing.
You guess Estrild is casting invis.
Estrild finishes the song of invis.
Someone fades from existence.
Someone says to you 'Now you just look creepy.'
Someone says to you 'Let's proceed.'
Someone walks south.

Someone asks you 'But who can we go creep out?'
Someone walks west.

Someone walks east.

Golden Horse Shoe
E-Front Gate of T
This long building contains the numerous stables of The Lucky Drunk.
This stable gets its name from the golden horse shoe nailed above
the entrance. The stables are kept very clean and the sweet smell of
fresh hay is very strong. There are also many cages for smaller pets
and on one wall is a pegboard. Bales of hay and barrels of grains
are stacked in one corner.
The stable master of the Golden Horse Shoe stands here.
Someone gets a silver and gold token from a shimmering ruby silk money purse.
Someone gives a silver and gold token to the stable master.
Someone blinks at the stable master in disbelief.
Someone says to the stable master 'Oh, you can't see me.'
Estrild gives the stable master some money.
Estrild tells you, OOC '!???? Did I stable you?'
You reply to Estrild, OOC 'Umm...'
Stable Store Room
You see no way out.

A silver-wheeled wicker baby pram sits here. (perfect)
A blue corn horse stands here.
Forgeheart, a mechanical horse is sitting with you.
Estrild replies to you, OOC 'XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDOMG'
You reply to Estrild, OOC 'I so wasn't even paying attention'
Estrild replies to you, OOC 'ARE YOU SERIOUSLY STABLED?'
You reply to Estrild, OOC 'I so am.'
Stable Store Room
You see no way out.

A silver-wheeled wicker baby pram sits here. (perfect)
A blue corn horse stands here.
Forgeheart, a mechanical horse is sitting with you.
Estrild replies to you, OOC 'omfg'
This automaton is made of pieces of metal of various sizes.
Several silver and iron gears can be seen, slowly spinning, in
its body. It is shaped like a horse already equipped with a
saddle.

Forgeheart, a mechanical horse is slightly scratched.
His right leg is badly bruised.
Forgeheart, a mechanical horse is using:
<worn as armour> metal hide
<worn as saddle> a red saddle blanket (perfect)
You reply to Estrild, OOC '...How...?'
Estrild replies to you, OOC 'This is the best moment of my life.'
Estrild replies to you, OOC 'I already gave the token to the guy and Snap came out, and you didn't, so, uh.'
You reply to Estrild, OOC 'This is kind of cool. I want to live here forever.'
Stable Store Room
You see no way out.
A silver-wheeled wicker baby pram sits here. (perfect)
A blue corn horse stands here.
Forgeheart, a mechanical horse is sitting with you.
Estrild replies to you, OOC 'So. . .now what?'
You reply to Estrild, OOC 'I'm going to play with the sailboat I found. *Cackles!*'
Estrild replies to you, OOC 'Why is there a sailboat in the stables?'
You reply to Estrild, OOC 'Good question.'

Skeas · Post by **Skeas** » Sat May 16, 2009 5:53 pm

No one else will think this is funny, but I couldn't stop laughing

A toned raven-haired male human yells 'Picnic in the tower of luck! Everyone is invited'

[65% HP][96 MP][96% SP]
A toned raven-haired male human yells 'Picnic in the tower of luck! Everyone is invited!'

[71% HP][96 MP][100% SP]
A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf yells 'PICNICCC!!!'

[71% HP][96 MP][100% SP]You are deep in meditation.

[71% HP][96 MP][100% SP]You stop meditating and relax.

[71% HP][96 MP][100% SP]You yell 'Are there grapes?'

[71% HP][96 MP][100% SP]You compose yourself and begin to meditate.

[71% HP][96 MP][100% SP]
A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf yells 'EVERYTHING!'

[71% HP][96 MP][100% SP]You stop meditating and relax.

[71% HP][96 MP][100% SP]You yell 'Melons?'

[71% HP][96 MP][100% SP]You compose yourself and begin to meditate.

[71% HP][96 MP][100% SP]
You regain enough power to cast refresh.

[71% HP][96 MP][100% SP]
A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf yells 'Stop being picky!'

[71% HP][96 MP][100% SP]You stop meditating and relax.

[71% HP][96 MP][100% SP]
Zana yells 'I need a Guide to the Tower!'

[78% HP][96 MP][100% SP]You yell 'I just want some melons!!!'

Moloch · Post by **Moloch** » Wed May 27, 2009 5:31 am

Damyanik tells you 'If the faith of Selune and Kelemvor merged, would it be the SIlverlord or the Deathstar?'
You reply to Damyanik 'Imagine the destructive power of the Deathstar..'
Damyanik replies to you 'All of Toril could be at risk...'

Too good to pass up..

Lysha · Post by **Lysha** » Thu May 28, 2009 4:07 am

Zorinar has entered the game.
Zorinar says, OOC, 'And Behold.. There was Zorinar'
Zorinar says, OOC, '**'
Zorinar rises from his rest.
Zorinar nods.
Zorinar slams himself into the wall.
Jaenoic winces.
Jaenoic looks at Zorinar.
Zorinar clears his throat loudly.
You blink at him in disbelief.
Zorinar tilts his head up and gazes to the east for a moment.
Estrild says, OOC, 'XD'
Zorinar smiles.
Zorinar flies east.
Jaenoic clears her throat.

The hat strikes back?

Lirith · Post by **Lirith** » Sun May 31, 2009 1:18 am

This was so cute.

Chase sits here.
A tall jester is performing here, for a group of children.

Ariala · Post by **Ariala** » Sun May 31, 2009 3:01 am

I'm posting this for SOMEONE who couldn't do it himself >.>

Bregga exclaims 'Ah be zored!'
You ask 'Sword?'
Bregga asks 'wiit?'
You ask 'Wit?'
Melian exclaims to Bregga 'Mmm! Toffee apples!'
Melian throws back her head and cackles with insane glee!
Melian flies east.
Bregga chuckles.
Bregga exclaims 'Ah SAID WHIT!'
A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf says 'Wit..'
Bregga exclaims 'WHIT!'
You exclaim 'Weight?!'
A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf glances at you.
Bregga yells 'whit'
Archibald screeches like a banshee!
Bregga roars with a ferocity that shakes the earth!
Archibald breaks wind meekly.
Bregga farts loudly! 'Top that!'.
A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf suddenly starts gagging.
A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf says to Bregga 'You're so gross.'

Melian · Post by **Melian** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:39 am

< Human > Aldren Fellmane, Strider of Mielikki
< Human > Barre, armsman of Tyr
< Unknown > Boldarn the young adventurer
< Unknown > Cyronem, Aspiring Mage
< Unknown > Damyanik Tiam Tarosalem, peregrine serenade
< Human > Erin Renee, Priestess of Mystra
< Human > Jaenoic, Archsufferer of Ilmater
< Unknown > Keltorn Larkspur
< ElfSn > Keroth Baequi'Neldth, Inquirer of Mystra
< ElfMn > Leveran Lightwind, Servant of Kelemvor
< Silverstar > Lunette, High Priestess of Selune
< Unknown > Melantha d'Armandt, Devil(s) of Destruction
< Glitterbright> Melian Bluethumb
< ElfMn > Rofellia Questee of Corellon
< HfElf > Takket Keppur, Teacher
< ElfMn > Tyeslan, Mage of Mystra
< Unknown > Xurin Warlord o' the Port o' Skull!
< HfElf > Yevel the young adventurer
< HfElf > Ynaura Larkspur, High Bard of Oghma
< ElfMn > Zorinar Alquen, War Wizard of Tempus
< High God > Lathander is helping someone OOC, pleas[AFK]
21 players.

Please AFK!

Lathander · Post by **Lathander** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:07 am

Elke · Post by **Elke** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:12 am

Road to Waterdeep
N-Fortified Gates E-Near the Road t S-Trade Way W-
Smugglers Run
You are south of Waterdeep looking down over it. Beyond the high
city wall you can see a hundred stalwart towers proudly holding their
turrets just high enough to be visible to you outside the city. You
can see why Waterdeep is also know as the City of Splendors.
Beyond Waterdeep you can see a small mountain rising some 700
feet above the plains watching over the city that bears its name. At
the top of Mount Waterdeep you can see a lone tower, around which
flocks birds of enormous size. As you walk closer you see that they are
not birds at all but griffons. And on the back of each is a man.
The sky is cloudless and warm and a cool northern breeze blows.

A crude wooden sign reading 'Steal Zorinar's hat!' lies
here. (perfect)

High Road
N-High Road E-High Road S-Snail Street W-
Waterdeep Way
This street is one of the main streets in Waterdeep. It is
heavily traveled and the cobbles are well worn. Many shops and taverns
line the way. The street is well lit and patrolled heavily by
Soldiers. Above the shops are the homes of the store owners.
The sky is cloudless and warm and a cool northern breeze blows.

A crude wooden sign reading 'Steal Zorinar's hat!' lies
here. (perfect)

High Road
N-High Road E-A vacant shop S-High Road W-Traders
Way
This street is one of the main streets in Waterdeep. It is
heavily traveled and the cobbles are well worn. Many shops and taverns
line the way. The street is well lit and patrolled heavily by
Soldiers. Above the shops are the homes of the store owners.
The sky is cloudless and warm and a cool northern breeze blows.

A crude wooden sign reading 'Steal Zorinar's Hat!' lies
here. (perfect)

The Market
N-Front Gate of T E-The Market S-The Market W-The
Market Square
A hive of activity, the market bustles with the comings and
goings of vendors and shoppers. Carts displaying all manner of
goods line the streets and the air seems dusty from the constant
foot traffic. A shady garden appears to lie to the north.
The sky is cloudless and warm and a cool northern breeze blows.

A crude wooden sign reading 'Steal Zorinar's Hat!' lies
here. (perfect)

The Market Square
N-Traders Way E-The Market S-The Market W-The
Market
Bustling with activity, the market square teems with both stall
holders and shoppers. All manner of goods can be bought here, from
fruits to fabrics. The scent of herbs and spices fills the air, which is
punctuated from time to time with the cry of a hawker. To the west
the spires of the Font of Knowledge can be seen stretching towards the sky.
A beautiful mermaid fountain takes pride of place in the centre, around
which people often seem to congregate.
The sky is cloudless and warm and a cool northern breeze blows.
A mermaid fountain makes soothing watery noises here.

(perfect)
A crude wooden sign reading 'Anyone who steals all the red
hats with yellow stars and keeps them from Zorinar' lies here.

(perfect)
A crude wooden sign reading 'Will win a reward of 500
platinum from Melian Bluethumb.' lies here. (perfect)

The Market
N-Bank of Waterde E-The Market Squa S-The Market W-The
Market
A hive of activity, the market bustles with the comings and
goings of vendors and shoppers. Carts displaying all manner of
goods line the streets and the air seems dusty from the constant
foot traffic. To the north stands an austere building with a coin
symbol above the door.
The sky is cloudless and warm and a cool northern breeze blows.

A crude wooden sign reading 'Steal Zorinar's Hat!' lies
here. (perfect)

(Magical) Kinal is hovering here.
Elke flies in giggling hysterically.
You descend and land.

----

Still giggling!

Brodnur · Post by **Brodnur** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:33 am

You follow Braeck.
A room in the Griffon Feather Inn
It is a plain room with a small bed along one wall. It is made up
with clean linen. Next to it is a chest of drawers and a cupboard
in which you can store your belongings.
A tavern guard is here making sure you have paid.
A Soldier of the Wyvern Company patrols here.
A priest of Cyric is here ready to train you.
Braeck is standing here.
A tavern guard says to you 'Sleep well.'
A priest of Cyric says to you 'Ask of me what I can train you in.'
A priest of Cyric speaks in common.
A priest of Cyric says to you 'And perhaps I wont inflict pain as I train you.'
The priest throws back his head and cackles with insane glee.
A tavern guard says to Braeck 'Sleep well.'
A priest of Cyric says to Braeck 'Ask of me what I can train you in.'
A priest of Cyric says to Braeck 'And perhaps I wont inflict pain as I train you.'
The priest throws back his head and cackles with insane glee.
A priest of Cyric walks down.
You hear the sound of footsteps below.
Braeck shoves a priest of Cyric down.
You raise an eyebrow.
Braeck mutters.
You say to a tavern guard 'Yer lets anythin in here, Ah spose'
A Soldier walks down.
Braeck says 'Well, he cannae kill him'
Braeck asks 'Donnae need THAT wan watching us, eh?'

Braeck says to a tavern guard 'Ye kin lea', tae, lad.. we're married'
A Soldier walks in from below.
You regain enough power to cast cause critical.
You ask 'Prolly be the best jollies the lad hae goat in
A Soldier says to Braeck 'Get up and pay for a room in a Tavern.'
A Soldier says to Braeck 'I will throw you in the dungeon if you keep this up.'
A Soldier walks down.
Braeck shoves a Soldier down.
Braeck mutters.
Braeck collapses into a deep sleep.

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