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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Gwain » Sat Jul 11, 2009 2:34 am

It might do to have Killmode stun on before you test certain aggressive spells on someone to avoid mishaps like this...and even then its probaby not the best idea to use them for ooc reasons.

And now here's something you'll really like:

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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Xryon » Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:03 am

Damn, chill out people. It was obviously unintentional, or else it wouldn't have been posted. Loosen up, or don't respond. Everyone's happier.
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Brodnur » Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:20 am

Gwain wrote: And now here's something you'll really like:

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Gwain, this is wrong on soo many levels, but still for some reason I'm laughing :lol:
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Ariala » Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:02 pm

Gwain: Cutest. Picture. Evar.
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Estrild » Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:31 am

It's funny because poor Harguk never saw it coming. Not like funny ha-ha but funny OMG!
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Bregga » Mon Jul 13, 2009 6:33 am

Estrild you hit the nail on the head.
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Lerytha » Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:23 am

The adventure has just begun, in fair Ascarle, where two heroes slowly plan their adventure. A long time of meditation by your heroic mage Miriel, but before they can enter the depths proper, a kuo-toa attacks them both. Smug, Miriel prepares to blast the kuo-toa from existence, and also make use of some scrolls she recently came into possession of...

A kuo-toa ducks under Larethiel's slashing attack.

<100%hp 95m 100%mv>
Larethiel rescues you!

<100%hp 95m 100%mv>
Larethiel's slash minces a kuo-toa's abdomen.
A kuo-toa is stunned, but will probably recover.
Larethiel weaves out of the way of a kuo-toa's punch.

<100%hp 95m 100%mv>
Larethiel's slash nearly bisects a kuo-toa's abdomen.
A kuo-toa is DEAD!
You hear a kuo-toa's death cry.
Larethiel gets 4 electrum coins from the corpse of a kuo-toa.
Larethiel splits 4 electrum coins. Your share is 2 coins.
Larethiel gets 5 silver coins from the corpse of a kuo-toa.
Larethiel splits 5 silver coins. Your share is 2 coins.

recite
_diemsg_
========
...Everything begins to fade to black.

You feel yourself leaving your body... rising up into the air, you feel
more free than you have ever felt before...

However, before your deity comes to collect your soul, you feel a strange
pulling sensation as strange and colorful mists swirl around you...
You recite a blank scroll of polar ray, polar ray, chain lightning.
You cry out in pain as Miriel hits you with a blue-white ray of freezing cold!
That really did HURT!
Your polar ray impales Miriel and freezes her to death!

<0%hp 0m 0%mv>
look
Realms of the dead
You see no way out.
You must stay here to determine your fate. Your mortal body lies
upon Faerun, slowly rotting away. You float around here in a spirit
like state awaiting to see what the gods determination of your fate
will be.

The explosion of Miriel and her scroll caused much hilarity with her player. :)
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Moloch » Mon Jul 13, 2009 4:29 pm

XD...Niiiice.
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Elke » Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:41 pm

Gwain says 'Alright, when people start puking in the market, its time to shift venues. I'll remind everyone that death happens, that mistakes can be made and so forth. Quests failed, lives lost.'
A caravan enters the city.
A caravan enters the city.
The Western Light enters the docks.
You say to A handsome black-haired male human 'If I catch you out of the city, there will be trouble.'
You nod at him.
Gwain says to you 'Enough threats too.'
Takket asks Nicholette 'I'm pretty certain...Yes...I've introduced myself, yes?'
Briek hmms looking A handsome black-haired male human over, saying 'I am sure it was...' he says 'But know this, if you had anything at all to do with the cause of her death, you will meet your end.' he says 'If it proves true you won't wish to meet me outside these walls.'.
Gwain facepalms.
Elke tries not to smirk.

- Because it was hilarious!
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Elke » Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:25 pm

Elke peers critically at Adnir. 'How -did- you get to be so tall? It must ruin all the sneaking for you.'.
Adnir says to Ruilwyn 'Good coin can be done using the metal there, much more than forging weapons'
Adnir says to you 'It is called flexibility, dear'
Elke lifts her hand in the air, trying to measure Adnir whilst Adnir is still sitting.
Ruilwyn chuckles at you.
You say 'But whenever you hide, you must stick out.'
You grin at Adnir.
Adnir stands and crouches over the ground.
Elke watches, trying not to look -too- impressed.
Ruilwyn glances at you.
You ask 'All right, very impressive. Aren't you going to get stuck that way?'
Adnir holds his right leg against his chest while bending his left leg backwards almost touching the back his neck as he inclines his head downwards in what seems to be a
compact almost-rectangular shape.
Ruilwyn grins at Adnir.
You giggle at him.
Elke gets a mischievious look in her eyes.
You say to Ruilwyn '...Hold Monster.'
You grin at Ruilwyn.
Ruilwyn says to you '...No'
You giggle.
You exclaim to Ruilwyn 'I'm not -serious-!'
Ruilwyn snickers with you.
You grin at Ruilwyn.
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Nearraba » Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:20 pm

Sweet & Simple.

Enig has lost his link.
Damyanik hopes Enig finds it.

Hehe. =)
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Skeas » Sat Jul 18, 2009 1:31 pm

bored and lonely in the market square

<100%hp 66m 100%mv> You poke him in the ribs.
<100%hp 66m 100%mv> You poke him in the ribs.
<100%hp 66m 100%mv> You poke him in the ribs.
<100%hp 66m 100%mv> You poke him in the ribs.
<100%hp 66m 100%mv> You sneeze.
<100%hp 66m 100%mv> You shake your head.

He is dressed in scalemail embossed with the symbol of the city
of the Waterdeep. His face is very stern as he watches for trouble makers.

The guard is in perfect health.
the guard is using:
<worn on body> an embroidered green vest (perfect)

<100%hp 66m 100%mv> You say to the guard 'You look stern.'
<100%hp 66m 100%mv> You ask the guard 'Watching for troublemakers?'

Butterfly smiles, 'Strong, silent type, eh?'.


The full moon sets.

Butterfly pulls down her eyes with two fingers, bounding up to stand face-to-face with the guard,
making a rude face. 'BLEH!'.

Butterfly feels the guard's bicep. 'Ooh! That's impressive.'.

You ask the guard 'How can I illicite some reaction from you!?'

You say to the guard 'Aside from walking into the square with a claymore in my hand, of course...'

accuse ack adore again agree ahem
apologise apologize applaud babble baffle bah
bandage barf bashful bbl bearhug beckon
beg bkiss blank bleed bleh blink
blownose blush bow brb bristle brush
burp bye cackle challenge charge cheer
chicken chill chortle chuckle clap comb
comfort cough cower cringe croak croon
cruel cry cuddle curse curtsey cute
dance dazzle dive doh doze drool
duck eep eh eyebrow faint fear
flex flutter footrub frown fume gag
gasp gawk giggle girn gjob glare
glower gratz grimace grin grip gripe
groan grovel growl grumble gulp hair
hand hhand hiccup hiss hmm homage
hop howl hshake hug hum ick
innocent kiss kneel lag lap laugh
lick listen mad massage mean miss
moan moon muhaha mumble mutter nag
nail nod nose nudge pace pant
passout pat peck peer phew pinch
point poke ponder pout puke pulse
punch rant ready ridicule roar rofl
roll rub ruffle sad salute scowl
scream shake shame shhh shiver shrug
shudder sigh slap slobber smile smirk
snap snarl sneer sneeze sngrin snicker
sniff snore snort spam spin spit
squeal squirm stare stomp stone stretch
strut suffer sulk swoon tackle tap
taunt tease temple tendril thank throttle
thwap tickle tongue tsk tummy twiddle
twitch waggle wave weep whimper whistle
wicked wiggle wince wink worship wriggle
yawn yummy zombie

You tickle the guard.

You ask 'nothing?'

You pass out cold, toppling on to the guard.

Butterfly opens an eye, 'Nothing?'.

You congratulate the guard on a job well done.



You want to throttle him.

You climb into the guard's lap and cuddle up with him.

Butterfly grins from her position at the guard.

You slobber all over him.

You snicker.

Butterfly leaps from the guard's arms, 'You are a man of stoic tolerance, I'll give you that.'.
Zorinar murmurs 'We need a fighter if we ever attempt that again'
Anya murmurs 'If Christoph were around, he'd be enough, I'd be willing to bet.'
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Vantaniael » Sun Jul 19, 2009 2:21 am

Gwain's face brightens with understanding.
Gwain says to a kobold 'Hi there.'
A kobold exclaims 'Ifjlo karuep!'
Dovan looks over to Gwain and a kobold.
Gwain asks a kobold 'Can you tell us where to find whips?'
A kobold exclaims 'No whip me!'
A kobold gets on its knees begging Gwain.
Gwain sighs loudly.
Tobias suddenly starts gagging.
Dovan looks back to Gwain and a kobold curiously.
Gwain says 'he does not know.'
Gwain says to a kobold 'Protect me.'
Gwain asks Dovan 'Invite him?'
Dovan asks Gwain 'Are you sure of that?'
A kobold nods and drools.
Dovan shakes his head softly 'Best not to question you'.
Gwain says to Dovan 'For the next hour, he's ours.'
Dovan invites a kobold to join his group.
A kobold accepts Dovan's invitation and joins his group.
A kobold moves to the front rank.
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Kesiel » Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:49 pm

Miriel has some mother-daughter bonding time over the economic niceties of interest rates.
Miriel : life with the Tingilindes is fun.


Oh yeah, we Tingilindes know how to party.
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Tandria » Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:37 am

A priestess of Tymora begins to chant.
You guess a priestess of Tymora is casting antimagic shell.
A priestess of Tymora utters the words, 'antimagic shell'.
A shimmering translucent shell forms about a priestess of Tymora.
Zasheir says 'Soooooo much better.'
Zasheir stares at a priestess of Tymora.
Zasheir says to a priestess of Tymora 'Oh no you don't.'
Zasheir hugs a priestess of Tymora, smiling as their symbols -CLINK- together.
A priestess of Tymora begins to chant.
You guess a priestess of Tymora is casting death ward.
A priestess of Tymora utters the words, 'death ward'.
A ward against deadly harm suddenly glows around a priestess of Tymora.
Zasheir grins. 'Gotcha.'.
You laugh.

I think she cast the last one a moment too late. ;)
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Elke » Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:26 pm

Elke lets out a slight breath, then says, 'You see what good
company was there. Xerser, Zev, and this Yzelle..'.
A Soldier walks west.
You ask 'The XYZ of evil?'
A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf laughs.
Zasheir grins at you.
Elke smiles the very faintest of smiles.
Jakoora snorts.
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Post by Yevel » Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:54 pm

Elke wrote:Elke lets out a slight breath, then says, 'You see what good
company was there. Xerser, Zev, and this Yzelle..'.
A Soldier walks west.
You ask 'The XYZ of evil?'
A thin, wavy-haired female halfelf laughs.
Zasheir grins at you.
Elke smiles the very faintest of smiles.
Jakoora snorts.
This is hillarious
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Belose » Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:02 am

Hmmm... looks like a gathering of the AXIS powers, to me.... :wink:
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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Lysha » Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:22 am

Theolund says to you 'My what a big axe you have'
You say to Theolund 'Th'better ta hack m'foes ta pieces, m'dear'
Theolund chuckles.
Your punch viciously hammers a shark's abdomen.
A shark is stunned, but will probably recover.

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Re: Funny moments!

Post by Brodnur » Sat Jul 25, 2009 8:50 am

A Holyhead citizen walks in from the west.
Khelebhzed whispers in a velvety soft voice, 'We're tourists... from the mainland.. we all look like this....' .
Khelebhzed reassures a Holyhead citizen.
A Holyhead citizen walks in from the west.
A Holyhead citizen walks in from the west.
Ithrael agrees with Khelebhzed as he nods towards a Holyhead citizen , 'Yes. In fact, tell all of your friends, family. There is nothing to see, move along now'.
Khelebhzed smiles at a Holyhead citizen in what he hopes is a comforting look and only mildly homicidal.
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