arguments and pee distance contests
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arguments and pee distance contests
Let me just say that I find the lack of arguments and pee-distance contests very very refreshing on this forum and that makes me happy.
Anthalas Woodshadow - Repentant Ranger
Malagond Udreusil - Paladin Squire of Kelemvor
Cui'snart - Dual-wielding monster processor
Malagond Udreusil - Paladin Squire of Kelemvor
Cui'snart - Dual-wielding monster processor
Re: arguments and pee distance contests
It makes me happier than it makes you.
*trollface*
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Re: arguments and pee distance contests
ur mom
*bigger trollface*
*bigger trollface*
Anthalas Woodshadow - Repentant Ranger
Malagond Udreusil - Paladin Squire of Kelemvor
Cui'snart - Dual-wielding monster processor
Malagond Udreusil - Paladin Squire of Kelemvor
Cui'snart - Dual-wielding monster processor
Re: arguments and pee distance contests
Oh, I don't know. I'm pretty argumentative. Ask anyone (or just read my comment history).
BTW, my dad can beat up ur dad
BTW, my dad can beat up ur dad
This land shall come to the God who knows the answer to War. -Ninety-Nine Nights
Re: arguments and pee distance contests
You have all now lost the game.
Your punch viciously hammers a shark's abdomen.
A shark is stunned, but will probably recover.
http://www.elfonlyinn.net/d/20070925.html
A shark is stunned, but will probably recover.
http://www.elfonlyinn.net/d/20070925.html
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Re: arguments and pee distance contests
No need for a pee distance contest. I'd win.
Re: arguments and pee distance contests
In a literal sense, every male who doesn't need a catheter beats me out. We were speaking figuratively, though. ;PAnguin wrote:No need for a pee distance contest. I'd win.
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Re: arguments and pee distance contests
That's what harpy voices are for!
"One life; Win or lose it's all a bet,
One chance; Don't show fear and do not forget" -Simon's Symphony
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One chance; Don't show fear and do not forget" -Simon's Symphony
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Re: arguments and pee distance contests
I'm jealous that men can pee their name in the snow.
Beshaba potatoes.
Re: arguments and pee distance contests
Buy a super soaker and a funnel.Mele wrote:I'm jealous that men can pee their name in the snow.
This land shall come to the God who knows the answer to War. -Ninety-Nine Nights
Re: arguments and pee distance contests
For some people with long names, it is not easy to write your name in the snow. And...if you do not get much snow each year you do not get much practice.
Dapher Dullthumb- Garl's Chosen Illusionist
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Jarris Taril- Warpriest of Tempus
Falgorn Felldew
Telnier Talmar- Master Ranger of Mielikki
Jarris Taril- Warpriest of Tempus
Falgorn Felldew
Re: arguments and pee distance contests
I just use a stencil.Selveem wrote:Buy a super soaker and a funnel.Mele wrote:I'm jealous that men can pee their name in the snow.
(yeah, I went there)
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Re: arguments and pee distance contests
A stencil works, just don't pick it up after unless you have a rubber glove.
Anthalas Woodshadow - Repentant Ranger
Malagond Udreusil - Paladin Squire of Kelemvor
Cui'snart - Dual-wielding monster processor
Malagond Udreusil - Paladin Squire of Kelemvor
Cui'snart - Dual-wielding monster processor
Re: arguments and pee distance contests
Does 'writing' on a wall count?Mele wrote:I'm jealous that men can pee their name in the snow.
~Vanguardier Athon, High Priest of Torm~
~Moranall, Fighter of Waterdeep~
~Moranall, Fighter of Waterdeep~
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Re: arguments and pee distance contests
How far away were you from the wall?Athon wrote:Does 'writing' on a wall count?Mele wrote:I'm jealous that men can pee their name in the snow.
Anthalas Woodshadow - Repentant Ranger
Malagond Udreusil - Paladin Squire of Kelemvor
Cui'snart - Dual-wielding monster processor
Malagond Udreusil - Paladin Squire of Kelemvor
Cui'snart - Dual-wielding monster processor
Re: arguments and pee distance contests
A couple feet. And this may or may not have happened several times...Anthalas wrote:How far away were you from the wall?Athon wrote:Does 'writing' on a wall count?Mele wrote:I'm jealous that men can pee their name in the snow.
~Vanguardier Athon, High Priest of Torm~
~Moranall, Fighter of Waterdeep~
~Moranall, Fighter of Waterdeep~
Re: arguments and pee distance contests
Walls count. Jealous. I can't even squat on a wall and try. +10 points.
Beshaba potatoes.
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Re: arguments and pee distance contests
2 feet? I did this from 10.Athon wrote:A couple feet. And this may or may not have happened several times...Anthalas wrote:How far away were you from the wall?Athon wrote:
Does 'writing' on a wall count?
Anthalas Woodshadow - Repentant Ranger
Malagond Udreusil - Paladin Squire of Kelemvor
Cui'snart - Dual-wielding monster processor
Malagond Udreusil - Paladin Squire of Kelemvor
Cui'snart - Dual-wielding monster processor
Re: arguments and pee distance contests
Oh, so you wanna go there?Anthalas wrote:2 feet? I did this from 10.
The next vacant wall I find is going to be distanced.
~Vanguardier Athon, High Priest of Torm~
~Moranall, Fighter of Waterdeep~
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