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arguments and pee distance contests

Post by Anthalas » Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:17 pm

Let me just say that I find the lack of arguments and pee-distance contests very very refreshing on this forum and that makes me happy. :lol:
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Re: arguments and pee distance contests

Post by Lisira » Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:20 pm

It makes me happier than it makes you.
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Re: arguments and pee distance contests

Post by Anthalas » Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:33 pm

ur mom
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Re: arguments and pee distance contests

Post by Selveem » Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:30 am

Oh, I don't know. I'm pretty argumentative. Ask anyone (or just read my comment history). :)

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Re: arguments and pee distance contests

Post by Lysha » Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:19 pm

You have all now lost the game.
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Post by Anguin » Sat Feb 25, 2012 11:28 am

No need for a pee distance contest. I'd win.
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Re: arguments and pee distance contests

Post by Lisira » Sat Feb 25, 2012 11:33 pm

Anguin wrote:No need for a pee distance contest. I'd win.
In a literal sense, every male who doesn't need a catheter beats me out. We were speaking figuratively, though. ;P
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Post by Dovan » Sun Feb 26, 2012 12:57 am

That's what harpy voices are for!
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Re: arguments and pee distance contests

Post by Mele » Sun Feb 26, 2012 8:59 am

I'm jealous that men can pee their name in the snow.
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Re: arguments and pee distance contests

Post by Selveem » Sun Feb 26, 2012 9:14 am

Mele wrote:I'm jealous that men can pee their name in the snow.
Buy a super soaker and a funnel.
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Post by Dapher » Sun Feb 26, 2012 11:11 pm

For some people with long names, it is not easy to write your name in the snow. And...if you do not get much snow each year you do not get much practice.
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Re: arguments and pee distance contests

Post by Lisira » Mon Feb 27, 2012 5:13 pm

Selveem wrote:
Mele wrote:I'm jealous that men can pee their name in the snow.
Buy a super soaker and a funnel.
I just use a stencil.
(yeah, I went there)
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Re: arguments and pee distance contests

Post by Anthalas » Mon Feb 27, 2012 5:54 pm

A stencil works, just don't pick it up after unless you have a rubber glove.
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Re: arguments and pee distance contests

Post by Athon » Mon Feb 27, 2012 6:16 pm

Mele wrote:I'm jealous that men can pee their name in the snow.
Does 'writing' on a wall count?
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Re: arguments and pee distance contests

Post by Anthalas » Mon Feb 27, 2012 6:49 pm

Athon wrote:
Mele wrote:I'm jealous that men can pee their name in the snow.
Does 'writing' on a wall count?
How far away were you from the wall?
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Re: arguments and pee distance contests

Post by Athon » Mon Feb 27, 2012 7:07 pm

Anthalas wrote:
Athon wrote:
Mele wrote:I'm jealous that men can pee their name in the snow.
Does 'writing' on a wall count?
How far away were you from the wall?
A couple feet. And this may or may not have happened several times...
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Re: arguments and pee distance contests

Post by Mele » Mon Feb 27, 2012 8:14 pm

Walls count. Jealous. I can't even squat on a wall and try. +10 points.
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Re: arguments and pee distance contests

Post by Anthalas » Mon Feb 27, 2012 8:49 pm

Athon wrote:
Anthalas wrote:
Athon wrote:
Does 'writing' on a wall count?
How far away were you from the wall?
A couple feet. And this may or may not have happened several times...
2 feet? I did this from 10.
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Re: arguments and pee distance contests

Post by Athon » Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:22 am

Anthalas wrote:2 feet? I did this from 10.
Oh, so you wanna go there?

The next vacant wall I find is going to be distanced.
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