Funny moments!

[Gwain]

Gentlemen's Privy
W-Door
This room is clean, with whitewashed walls. A row of wooden cubicles with small
curtains for privacy line one side. A plain seat in each drains down into a
waste pit with carefully cultivated green slime. Basins with running water line
the other side, polished metal mirrors above them and hand towel racks between.

Gwain is sitting here reading the news.

Zorinar tells you 'can I astral walk to you?'
You reply to Zorinar 'Go ahead'
Zorinar appears in a flash of light!
Gwain looks up at Zorinar.
Zorinar coughs loudly.
Zorinar looks around in horror.
You say to Zorinar 'Good morning'
Zorinar says 'Uh.. Hello ..'
Gwain folds his news sheet across his lap and states 'Anything I can do for you?'.
Zorinar says 'I seem to have misheard you. I thought you said go ahead.'
You say to Zorinar 'Oh I don't mind.'
Zorinar says 'OH oh, I see. Well, thank you for the assistance. I can find my way out.'
Zorinar says 'Have a good day'
You say to Zorinar 'You too'
Zorinar clears his throat loudly.
Zorinar opens the door.
Zorinar nods at you.
Zorinar flies west.
The door closes.
Gwain goes back to the news paper.

[Aldren]

River Chionthar
N-Darkness E-Darkness S-Darkness W-Darkness
NE-Darkness NW-Darkness SE-Darkness SW-Darkness
The river moves sluggishly along its way. The water is a murky brown
and you do not think you would wish to drink from it. You hear the
splash of a fish jumping out of the water.
The sky is warm and stormy and a warm southerly breeze blows.
A whale swims here.

[Gwain]

Its one of those delicious river whales.

[Brodnur]

After much ado, this character is finally allowed to see just what this vendor has for sale! So excited, he can hardly wait!


Waldram says to you 'Hah, and you're still alive! Well now, fancy that.'
Waldram says to you 'Good show indeed.'
Waldram pauses, allowing a slight grin.
You nod.
Waldram says to you 'Well, a deal's a deal. My wares are open to you now.'
Waldram asks you 'Put them to good use now, won't you?'
You say 'Of course'
Waldram says to you 'Sorry, come back after 5 o' the clock'
You blink
You blink
ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!

[Dapher]

Ahh, the humor of evils

Nerian gets a sharp demonic two-handed sword from a large ebony cart with golden decorative symbols.
Nerian whistles, looking back toward you as he pulls the sword free, 'Hrm.'.
You say to Nerian 'That sword is cursed'
Nerian asks you 'Oh? How so?'
You say to Nerian 'Hold it.'

[Lylena]

Arairies puts the corpse of a human in a shimmering emerald silk money purse.
Arairies blinks.
Arairies gets the corpse of a human from a shimmering emerald silk money purse.
Kaden says to Arairies 'Big purse you have there.'
Cahir eats a fresh lemon.
Arairies says 'Who knew those folded like that...'

[Raona]

Raona heard the Plinth remodeling project was complete and stopped by for a look about.

The Plinth
Lancet windows in the wall here open small views over build-
ings outside in the Trades Ward and the South Ward. So small
are these windows that they barely permit the smell of water
and the Great Harbor, much less the sight of them. Instead a
rich aroma of incense leaks out from them into the city upon
the rich notes of worshipful songs. Prayer rugs spread over
the floor and small nooks host icons and idols.
A priest of Cyric is here ready to train you.
A priest of Mask skulks here.
A druidess of Chauntea worships her goddess here.

I guess the competition wants to know what they are up against?

[Dapher]

Tristan is in perfect health.
Tristan is using:
<worn as armour> steel heavy mail
You glare at him.
Karia looks at Tristan.
Fyzul looks at Tristan.
Your killmode is: stun
Your skin feels soft again.
You snicker.
Fyzul raises an eyebrow at you.
Dapher chuckles 'Made you look!'.
Karia pinches you.
You laugh at Karia.
Fyzul winks.

[Selveem]

Your killmode is: stun

Obviously you threatened them!

[Kaaurk]

Iffriht says 'Although I'd imagine you'd have to cook whoremonger a little better... to get the diseases out.'
You Hmmmm out loud.
Iffriht scratches his head, obviously unsure how to cook humans.
You say 'Serf and Turf'
Elistina convulses as she shudders in disgust.
You say 'Meat'n crabz'
Elistina attempts to gag you.
Elistina says, OOC, 'XD'
You poke her in the ribs.
Iffriht almost throws up, but laughs histerically.
Elistina gags herself instead.
You shake your head.

[Dapher]

Her slender figure seems to be swollen, her face holds a small amount of
extra weight. Taking over her entire abdomen is a large, firm belly. She
seems to be in the final stages of pregnancy.


Jarris looks at Vaelania for a long moment before speaking 'I am no expert on this, so please forgive me if I speak wrong. Are you pregnant?'.
Ambria smacks herself in the face.
Vaelania laughs to you, 'I have been the past many times you have seen me. You compliment me! I'm glad I haven't been a burdern to make it so obvious.'.

Fyzul nods his head in agreement with Ambria.
Tyeslan clears her throat, laughing softly as she glances at you.
Jarris aahh and nods 'I would dare not insult you. I have learned one of the worst mistakes a man could make is mistaking a woman for being pregnant when she is not.'.
Your feet float slowly to the surface.
Fyzul nods his head in agreement with you.

[Mele]

Nerian says 'That's how the champion rolls.'
Nerian steps in a pile of horse manure and slips over.
Nerian lands IN the pile of horse manure.
Nerian sits down and relaxes.

[Lylena]

Cyden says to Vezre 'I hope you choose to play again as you practice, miss.'
Cyden says to Vezre 'Here in the Square, I mean.'
Vezre says to Cyden 'I love practicing in the Square, as long as the weather behaves.'
It starts to sleet.

[Grenwyn]

< Unknown > Ambria, The Nonconformist
< Unknown > Duranamir the youngish adventurer
< Unknown > Fyzul the young adventurer
< Unknown > Kaden the young adventurer
< Unknown > Lylena the youngerest adventurawrer
< Unknown > Lyllee the young adventurer
< Unknown > Nanto the young adventurer
< Unknown > Nerian, the young adventurawr
< Unknown > Nylo the young adventurer
< Unknown > Pirro, Wayward Warden Balladeer
< Unknown > Sherjesda the young adventurer [AFK]
< Unknown > Silene the young adventurer
< Unknown > Torianne the young adventurer
< Unknown > Vherin Kelner, Student of the Arcane
< Goddess > Beshaba the young adventurer

Really Ambria? Really?

[Lylena]

< Human > Ambria, The Nonconformist
< Drow > Duranamir the youngish adventurer
< Human > Fyzul the young adventurer
< Artificer > Kaden the young adventurer
< Human > Lylena the youngerest adventurawrer
< Unknown > Lyllee the young adventurer
< Unknown > Nanto the young adventurer
< Unknown > Nerian, the young adventurawr
< Human > Nylo the young adventurer
< Unknown > Pirro, Wayward Warden Balladeer
< Unknown > Sherjesda the young adventurer [AFK]
< Unknown > Silene the young adventurer
< HfElf > Torianne the young adventurer
< Unknown > Vherin Kelner, Student of the Arcane
< Goddess > Beshaba the young adventurer

Really Ambria? Really?

My thoughts exactly.

[Elestra]

*smokes a fake cig*

They're all a bunch of Nazi conformist cheerleaders.

[Anthalas]

this one is a little OOC but it's too good not to post:

Anthalas smiles at Peryreen 'Perhaps she is better off exploring on her own. Do you like ###?
I've not seen him show this much patience before.'.

###, a large coo'shee rises from its rest.

Peryreen says to you 'He's fluffy.

You say, OOC, 'I wonder if you can ride him.'

Peryreen says, OOC, 'Don't worry.... I tried.'

You say, OOC, 'poo, there go my fantasies of a halfling dog rider upon a coo'shee'

Peryreen scampers on top of you and calls out to ###, a large coo'shee 'Come here, boy!! Come
here!'.

Peryreen mounts you.


Peryreen says, OOC, 'Okay, now you ride your horse.'

Peryreen says, OOC, 'And we'll get your horse to ride a griffon.'

You say, OOC, 'lololol'

Peryreen says, OOC, 'Lmfao!! And we'll all perch on top of a dragon.'

You say, OOC, 'that will perch atop a tarrasque'

Peryreen says, OOC, 'Oh gosh. What's bigger than that?'

You say, OOC, 'we can go smaller and say we can put a fairy on your shoulders as a cherry on top?'

Peryreen says, OOC, 'Oooh! I'm only small sized. We can have a tiny chara too.'

You say, OOC, 'yeah! now draw that!'

Peryreen says, OOC, 'Challenge accepted!!'

You say, OOC, 'you have 7 days to post it on the forums for all to see!'

Peryreen says, OOC, 'Don't tempt me to further avoid my homework!'

You say, OOC, 'oh god, I'm a vile incubus of temptation-- I'm putting this conversation on the forum
as it is.'

Peryreen says, OOC, 'B-b-b-b- *lip quiver* I'll draw the top half and you can draw the bottom half,
okay?'

Peryreen says, OOC, 'Pery: Fairy through Horse. Anth: Griffon through Tarrasque'

Peryreen says, OOC, '*pinky swear*'

Peryreen says, OOC, 'Swear it! Swear the pinky!!'

You say, OOC, 'I pinky swear it!'

[Selveem]

I'm pretty sure there is at least one rule against this... At the very least, it is immoral to subject a griffon to all that.

[Lylena]

Bad news for ale drinkers..


Gwain replies to you 'And I used to bathe in the old one all the time. Why there's not an ale vat or wine press I've not been in on the Sword Coast.'
Glardin nods in agreement with you 'Ah think she be right.'.
Glardin sighs 'Ah Ah see, Ah have never been, an' fae the stories Ah have heard Ah shall no' go fur quite some time if ever.'.
Lylena suddenly looks green, making a -I just puked a little in my mouth- face before clearing her throat lightly.
You get a decanter of endless water from a red suede pack.
You drink water from a decanter of endless water.
Fyzul chuckles. 'It's quite the place.'.
Fyzul glances at you.
Lylena swishes the liquid in her mouth and takes a few steps away before spitting it out.
You are really hungry.
Fyzul asks you '...are you all right?'
Lylena rejoins Fyzul and Glardin, a hand to her stomach as she gives a slight nod to Fyzul, 'Yes. There are things you never want to hear in life.'.
Gwain replies to you 'When I said that at the bar yesterday, everyone threw up. And then they all scrubbed their tungs with steel brushes'
Glardin grins at Fyzul 'That be whit Ah hear. Quite whit Ah be no' sure o'.' he turns to you ''.
You reply to Gwain 'I think I might have, just a little, actually.'
You reply to Gwain 'It's, funny you should say that.'



I love Gwain.

[Gwain]

Bad news for ale drinkers..


Gwain replies to you 'And I used to bathe in the old one all the time. Why there's not an ale vat or wine press I've not been in on the Sword Coast.'

And just in case anyone thinks there is truth to this...there is none. I don't handle your food....to your knowledge