Hopefully you get a more heartening laughter from anyone nearby who sees this. My wife looked at the first one, laughed, patted me on the shoulder, and left the room.
http://www.gamersandgrognards.blogspot. ... d-ads.html
Funny Old D&D Ads
Funny Old D&D Ads
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I wonder exactly who they thought this of:
"Hmmm...they're rabid gamers, and they'll want this 'Monster Manual'...BUT...only if we have a model holding it seductively."
"Hmmm...they're rabid gamers, and they'll want this 'Monster Manual'...BUT...only if we have a model holding it seductively."
"This girl is...remarkably prudent...sheds many tears; has a happy expression..."
Duh Duh Duh DUT *ChickChick*
"I Live to Serve."
"Oh, by the way-you're under arrest."*Chuckle*
Duh Duh Duh DUT *ChickChick*
"I Live to Serve."
"Oh, by the way-you're under arrest."*Chuckle*
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Teenagers who want to be where the action is, obviously.Jeanne wrote:I wonder exactly who they thought this of:
"Hmmm...they're rabid gamers, and they'll want this 'Monster Manual'...BUT...only if we have a model holding it seductively."
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Another site with amusing critiques on older DND and other RP products. Be forewarned some of the articles can get NSFW.
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Heh...I remember playing "Queen of the Demonweb Pits!" Ah, those were happy days...Casamir wrote:Another site with amusing critiques on older DND and other RP products. Be forewarned some of the articles can get NSFW.
How did I miss these the first time around?!? This was my era! It makes me wonder that D&D ever took off. Clearly the product made up for what was lacking in the advertising.Harroghty wrote:Hopefully you get a more heartening laughter from anyone nearby who sees this. My wife looked at the first one, laughed, patted me on the shoulder, and left the room.
http://www.gamersandgrognards.blogspot. ... d-ads.html
Thanks for sharing, that was a good yuk!
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Heh...I remember playing "Queen of the Demonweb Pits!" Ah, those were happy days...
That's nothing, I remember playing "Ali Baba & The 40 Thieves" on an Atari 800
Ummm...and Zork, of course. And who could forget...that game where you wander around and fight letters? Some big, some small!
That's nothing, I remember playing "Ali Baba & The 40 Thieves" on an Atari 800
Ummm...and Zork, of course. And who could forget...that game where you wander around and fight letters? Some big, some small!
"This girl is...remarkably prudent...sheds many tears; has a happy expression..."
Duh Duh Duh DUT *ChickChick*
"I Live to Serve."
"Oh, by the way-you're under arrest."*Chuckle*
Duh Duh Duh DUT *ChickChick*
"I Live to Serve."
"Oh, by the way-you're under arrest."*Chuckle*
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We had a 2600 and it was a beautiful beautiful thing.
I still blame my dad to this day for bringing that home and addicting me to video games for life.
I still blame my dad to this day for bringing that home and addicting me to video games for life.
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Beware the Grue
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I just spent the entire weekend reading everything posted there. Thank you ;-)Casamir wrote:Another site with amusing critiques on older DND and other RP products. Be forewarned some of the articles can get NSFW.
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This was funny.
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Tell me that was an ADoM reference.
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Oh man... the guy in overalls does us absolutely no justice. LOL!Harroghty wrote:My wife looked at the first one, laughed, patted me on the shoulder, and left the room.
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