1.5 Million Dollar Russian SUV!

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1.5 Million Dollar Russian SUV!

Post by Isaldur » Wed Oct 28, 2009 10:26 pm

I want the horse version for Isaldur.

http://jalopnik.com/5380680/15m-russian ... is-leather
1. Ruby Red matte paint
2. Gold-plated bulletproof windows
3. 22" Kremlin Red Star bulletproof wheels
4. Whale Penis Leather interior
5. Tungsten exhaust
6. Tungsten and white gold gauges with diamonds and rubies
7. White gold diamond and ruby encrusted badges - grill, side and dashboard
8. Special edition Vertu mobile phone with "alert" button
9. Additional outside kevlar coating
10. Rogue Acoustic Audio System.

And, of course, of course -
THREE BOTTLES OF World Most Expensive Vodka - RussoBaltique Vodka, drink edition, same as in the RussoBaltique car when it visited Monaco at 1912.
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Re: 1.5 Million Dollar Russian SUV!

Post by Briek » Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:27 pm

whale penis leather? thats a bit extreme
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Re: 1.5 Million Dollar Russian SUV!

Post by Isaldur » Thu Oct 29, 2009 4:28 pm

Personally the kicker for me is the Tungsten exhaust. I guess it gets so hot that they couldn't make do with normal steel.
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Re: 1.5 Million Dollar Russian SUV!

Post by Lirith » Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:34 pm

I want to know what the "alert" button is for.
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Post by Arnof » Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:50 pm

Maybe it calls in air support if these fanatics start chasing you. Whale Wars - Discovery Channel.

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Post by Kallias » Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:19 am

Diiiiiie whaale!
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Post by Sei » Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:58 am

Apparently the producers of this vehicle expect their customers to be shot at on a consistent basis, driving drunk and on their cell phones.
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Post by Brodnur » Tue Nov 17, 2009 9:41 am

Wow, that SUV is like, a cross between Superman and Liberache. :lol:
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Re: 1.5 Million Dollar Russian SUV!

Post by Sei » Tue Nov 17, 2009 8:00 pm

Isaldur wrote:I want the horse version for Isaldur.
Isaldur rides in on a ruby red, gold-eyed clydesdale with a mithril tail, adamantite barding, and golden horseshoes from the east.
Isaldur's special Vertu amulet of communication's alert button glows briefly as he uses it.
Isaldur drinks spirits from three bottles of vintage Mulhandoran vodka.
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Re: 1.5 Million Dollar Russian SUV!

Post by Isaldur » Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:45 pm

I approve except for two obvious facts.

1) The saddle must be made from whale-penis leather.

2) Mulhorand wouldn't produce vodka as they are largely based off (and actually from) Egypt.

Otherwise this has my full endorsement.
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Re: 1.5 Million Dollar Russian SUV!

Post by Sei » Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:59 am

Oh.. I don't know what the Faerunian equivalent of Russia is, then...

And I left out the saddle because uh... gross.

Do you really want Isaldur to be "riding whale penis"?
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Post by Gwain » Wed Nov 18, 2009 6:23 am

The closest equivalent is Rashemen.
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Re: 1.5 Million Dollar Russian SUV!

Post by Isaldur » Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:47 pm

<Body> A gleaming polished white dork-skin saddle (Perfect)

And yeah, I'd say Rashamen / Narfell is the nearest thing.
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Re: 1.5 Million Dollar Russian SUV!

Post by Briek » Wed Nov 18, 2009 6:00 pm

do you get a little flags of Waterdeep on there too? :D
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Post by Isaldur » Wed Nov 18, 2009 7:50 pm

Briek wrote:do you get a little flags of Waterdeep on there too? :D
They are streaming from the horse's ears like banners.
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Re: 1.5 Million Dollar Russian SUV!

Post by Layna » Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:32 pm

Then Isaldur can perform this: http://getonmyhorse.com/
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Re: 1.5 Million Dollar Russian SUV!

Post by Isaldur » Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:37 pm

Layna wrote:Then Isaldur can perform this: http://getonmyhorse.com/
Shut up woman, get on my horse.
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