* An orc village crier calls out *
Attenshun all orcs unda Warbozz Grafghur!!!!!!! Da Muddah Shaman Is callin for a Orc battle bard! We needz dis to keep notez and make da story known how da Orcs won back what was took from us by the rest! Ouze gotta be stongsz to stay alive and ouze gotta ablez to write!
Powahhhhhhh toooooo daaa One-eyeeeeee!
*drums sound lightly and this is repeated many times as the crier makes his way through the village and into the temple*